What the HELL is it with cats?????

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LookieNoNookie -> What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 2:52:00 PM)
I leave for 2 weeks, put out plenty of food and I come back and the shit box is like entirely full! WTF? Gawdamned cats. I leave the TV on for them, AC, 6 pack of Bud, you'd think they could at least learn how to use the freaking toilet, run the shower, sweep up...

LadyPact -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 2:52:51 PM)
Ummmm..... JJ. They shit. Deal.

JstAnotherSub -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 2:54:33 PM)
. [image]local://upfiles/633062/A323AAB870AF4F0690EC84281B2B355A.jpg[/image]

kalikshama -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 2:58:47 PM)
[image]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-pictures-cat-plays-with-toilet-paper.jpg[/image]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 3:01:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama [image]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-pictures-cat-plays-with-toilet-paper.jpg[/image] ROFLMFFAO (I'm still going to kill them).

LookieNoNookie -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 3:02:14 PM)
Well...maybe not exactly kill them but....chastise them relentlessly until they quit begging for wet food.

angelikaJ -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 3:05:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie I leave for 2 weeks, put out plenty of food and I come back and the shit box is like entirely full! WTF? Gawdamned cats. I leave the TV on for them, AC, 6 pack of Bud, you'd think they could at least learn how to use the freaking toilet, run the shower, sweep up... It wasn't *your* cats... they invited their friends over for a party and somehow it got posted on Facebook and things just got a little out of hand. They planned on cleaning things up but their friends all bailed and they were kinda hungover and thought you were coming home tomorrow. Oops! (That Alaskan catnip is some strong shit!)

kalikshama -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 3:06:51 PM)
My cats used to give us the silent treatment for a few days after we'd left them for a weekend. Were you serious about being gone for two weeks? You're lucky you didn't get this: [image]http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/kitteh3.jpg[/image]

kalikshama -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 3:08:30 PM)
[image]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/funny-pictures-cats-shred-papers.jpg[/image]

JstAnotherSub -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 3:24:22 PM)
A friend took this pic in his driveway recently. I believe he had just fussed at the kitty for pooping too much. Cats will get revenge. Or, maybe he was burning brush and just got a great pic opportunity. Are you willing to gamble? ;o) [image]local://upfiles/633062/4E8B5F8F086E4570B29EA5BBD6569CB8.jpg[/image]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 3:56:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelikaJ quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie I leave for 2 weeks, put out plenty of food and I come back and the shit box is like entirely full! WTF? Gawdamned cats. I leave the TV on for them, AC, 6 pack of Bud, you'd think they could at least learn how to use the freaking toilet, run the shower, sweep up... It wasn't *your* cats... they invited their friends over for a party and somehow it got posted on Facebook and things just got a little out of hand. They planned on cleaning things up but their friends all bailed and they were kinda hungover and thought you were coming home tomorrow. Oops! (That Alaskan catnip is some strong shit!) Fargin Bastages!

calamitysandra -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 3:57:10 PM)
Duuuude! Be happy that they limited themselves to the litter box. They deserve a treat. Maybe a can of tuna or ten.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 3:58:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama My cats used to give us the silent treatment for a few days after we'd left them for a weekend. Were you serious about being gone for two weeks? You're lucky you didn't get this: [image]http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/kitteh3.jpg[/image] Hell no....it was only 13 days.

Edwynn -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 4:02:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub [image]local://upfiles/633062/4E8B5F8F086E4570B29EA5BBD6569CB8.jpg[/image] Straight out of a Stephen King book. Firestarter Kitteh.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 4:32:18 PM)
Maybe you shouldn't get that capybara after all, JJ...

Anaxagoras -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 5:14:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie I leave for 2 weeks, put out plenty of food and I come back and the shit box is like entirely full! WTF? Gawdamned cats. I leave the TV on for them, AC, 6 pack of Bud, you'd think they could at least learn how to use the freaking toilet, run the shower, sweep up... Dude, you left only a six pack, and even worse still it was "Bud"? You're lucky they didn't spray their shit on the walls in disgust!

AVegasMaster -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 5:21:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie I leave for 2 weeks, put out plenty of food and I come back and the shit box is like entirely full! WTF? Gawdamned cats. I leave the TV on for them, AC, 6 pack of Bud, you'd think they could at least learn how to use the freaking toilet, run the shower, sweep up... Two weeks????? I hope you are kidding! [>:]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 5:28:44 PM)
He is joshing, Vegas. JJ takes good care of his catz.

littlewonder -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 5:38:37 PM)
It's times like this I'm glad I don't have a cat anymore lol, not because I don't like them, I'm just not allowed in my place. Master's are plenty. hehe

Delilya -> RE: What the HELL is it with cats????? (7/19/2012 6:09:35 PM)
We have a new kitty in the house. She is around 3 months old. She was born in a shed and it took some getting her used to people. She is evil though. My arms, legs and back look like I tried to fight my way out of a cactus field. She attacks when you are busy doing something else and have forgot all about her. She'll settle in though.

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