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MistressDarkArt -> RE: Making a slave wear tighty whities (7/30/2012 7:59:37 PM)
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
I must admit that I prefer vegemite, but marmite will do in a pinch!
For those interested, here is a nutritional breakdown of British vs NZ Marmite:
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British[17] & New Zealand[18] Marmite
UK Marmite per 100 g per 4 g serving NZ Marmite per 100 g per 5 g serving
Energy 983 kJ 39 kJ Energy 680 kJ 34 kJ
Calories 231 kcal 9 kcal Calories 163 kcal 8 kcal
Protein 38.4 g 1.5 g Protein 16.2 g 0.8 g
Carbohydrates 19.2 g 0.8 g Carbohydrates 16.6 g 0.8 g
of which sugars 0.5 g trace sugars 11.8 g 0.6 g
Fat 0.1 g nil Fat 0.9 g 0.1 g
of which saturates trace nil
Fibre 3.1 g 0.1 g Fibre 11.5 g 0.58 g
Sodium 3.9 g 0.2 g Sodium 3.4 g 0.17 g
Salt 11 g 0.44 g Potassium 1.95 g 0.098 g
% RDA % RDI
Thiamin 5.8 mg 0.23 mg 17% Thiamin 11.0 mg 0.55 mg 50%
Riboflavin 7.0 mg 0.28 mg 18% Riboflavin 8.4 mg 0.4 mg 25%
Niacin 160.0 mg 6.4 mg 36% Niacin 50.0 mg 2.5 mg 25%
Folic Acid 2500 µg 100 µg 50% Folate 2000 µg 100 µg 50%
Vitamin B12 15.0 µg 0.6 µg [19] 40% Vitamin B12 10.0 µg 0.5 µg 25%
Iron 36.0 mg 1.8 mg 15%
RDA = Recommended Daily Allowance
Suggested serving 4g for adults, 2 g for children
Children's serve has ½ of the adult quantities shown.
RD
Back to the underpants thingy:
Women are wet. Thus, every time they pull up their panties after using the bathroom throughout the day they nestle their tender parts in ever-increasing amounts of rancid, crusticular discharge. I suggest using a 'puss wad', either with or without panties. A square or two of tissue folded between the labia, changed at every use of the pissoir and conveniently flushed away. Last wee of the day: a simple wash with mild soap and water. No purchasing/filling landfills with mini-pads. No staining fine lingerie. No more yeasty, pee-eewy <where the heck is Da BunBun when I'm doing my best Mr. Garrison impression> VAAAAAGIIIIIIINAAAAAA!!
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