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Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/11/2012 12:00:43 AM   
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That's a lot of deer puns.

I realized today that I get a little snarky in my posts, and felt that maybe introducing myself would assuage the offenses. Right now I am a mostly submissive boy who has an adept hand at topping. In my introductory years to the lifestyle I identified as dominant (as eager young men often do) but slowly realized I was a service top. Figuring that out shattered one heart completely, and chipped another. I never want to hurt someone like that again. ...But the bad man's dead now and from the ashes arose a Bambi with an inexplicable cervine ilk. (See, that one was like "elk," which is another deer-like creature.)

I write from a jaded place with hopes of helping. I will often make comically sweeping generalizations and slip in jokes to entertain me while I write. Less concerned with entertaining you as you read. My best advice is usually filled with questions you should ask rather than actions you should take. I hope when you see that androgynous mouse-doll on the left side of your screen you'll think "Buckle up, this is going to be good..." (That one was rather subtle.)

Before I close I'd like to clear up that Bambi was, in fact, a male.

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RE: Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/11/2012 12:10:08 AM   
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Welcome

And well, I for one hope you stick around for a while. So far I've loved ever single one of your posts that I've seen.

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RE: Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/11/2012 1:06:25 AM   
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Yep, I agree with IShtarr!!

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RE: Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/11/2012 3:44:24 AM   
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I've liked your posts as well. And thanks for reminding me of the infamous "Bambi Meets Godzilla' short!

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RE: Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/11/2012 4:06:25 AM   
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Pleased to meet you.

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RE: Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/11/2012 5:26:52 AM   
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RE: Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/11/2012 8:38:30 AM   
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Welcome bam.

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RE: Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/11/2012 12:29:08 PM   
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Welcome Bambi!



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RE: Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/11/2012 12:41:30 PM   
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You know, given your Intro title, I just had to post these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBkc2jK-6w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lces8YVhI4&feature=fvwrel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMzDrv6TEIU&feature=plcp

and at long last:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6gj1AVBl8o&feature=relmfu

Welcome to CM

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RE: Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/11/2012 1:25:45 PM   
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I love your posts! Please continue :-)

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RE: Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/11/2012 2:04:54 PM   
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Glad you dropped in to officially introduce yourself. And yes, Bambi is a bot and grows antlers later in the movie doesn't he?

< Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 8/11/2012 2:05:15 PM >


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RE: Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/11/2012 2:36:41 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Glad you dropped in to officially introduce yourself. And yes, Bambi is a bot and grows antlers later in the movie doesn't he?


Handlebars.

Also Otters is a monster.



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RE: Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/11/2012 2:42:59 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BurntKitty

Welcome Bambi!
...Picture...


Thank you everyone for your warm wishes. There are many people I admire here for their dedication to bettering the lifestyle through knowledge. They tend to be over-represented in this thread. I hope that in my time here you all find me approachable, and give me the benefit of the doubt if I sound stupid. I assure you it was very highbrow meta-understanding sarcasm.

I'll be here a while. I bashfully admit that I had an account as a dominant male here who earned a handful of paddles on the forum. I don't like bringing attention to it because I feel I've grown a lot since then, so we can talk about it privately.

I'm having a lot of fun here, and as long as I can keep Resident Sadist a minimum of 150 miles away I think I'll make it out safely.



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RE: Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/11/2012 2:44:25 PM   
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as long as I can keep Resident Sadist a minimum of 150 miles away


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RE: Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/11/2012 3:33:43 PM   
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Welcome to the forums. I agree with everyone as well, as far as enjoying your posts. I like when we get people who stick around and add to the snark.

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RE: Bambi vs. Godzilla II: Stagged in the Hart - 8/12/2012 2:24:04 AM   
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Thank you all for the warm wishes. I earned my cuffs tonight, so that must mean I'm officially welcomed. Or that I can't leave without permission.

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