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MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: Choosing fucking over food? (8/27/2012 1:20:49 AM)
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Hmm. a lot to consider here. Also a lot of misinformation.
Specifically all of the diagnoses.
I'm going to diagnose this issue for you: it's a medical condition called 'love.' It may or may not be twue love, but hormones are kicking around your brain, the biggest impact is from seratonin*. It's basically the same high as caused by cocaine. In actuality sex isn't increasing seratonin, it's releasing another endorphin (who's name escapes me at the moment) that prevents re-absorption of seratonin.
Food can also create seratonin, as well as many other hormones. You need to recharge the cells that create it. From the look of that sexy leg you don't have a lot of fat stores to do that. You also neglect the fact that food can be sexy.
I have to charm women into my bed by my own wits and tenacity. Being a geek, this is difficult. However knowing how to cook has led to many women not leaving my bedside. What is needed in the middle of a marathon sexcapade are meals high in fat, protein and simple carbohydrates.
Potatoes and grains contain complex carbs which take longer to digest. Sugars (as found in fruit and, well, sugar) digest quicker without making you logey. Proteins are also easily digested and lead to rapid muscle regrowth (sex uses a lot of muscles.) Fat leaves a reserve for continuing the session.
Way too much theory, not enough practice: if I wake early enough I like to make a custard served with fresh fruit, or perhaps omelettes.
For real information check out "The Seducer's Cookbook" by Mimi Sheraton**. It's a fun read. Granted, it's targeted at bachelors living in NYC in the 1960's, but still entertaining.
I got off track there so here's the skinny*** on food and sex: Mix them thoroughly and enjoy.
*This shit is awesome bro! You've gotta take a hit on this!*
** She even explains why you should at least don an apron while cooking bacon if you are otherwise au-naturale. Also: women writer making a cookbook for males who seduce women in the 1960's was very risque.
***Pun intended.
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