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My chuckle for the day.... - 8/22/2012 2:03:57 PM

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A man emailed me telling me that he's looking for a slave to marry.

I told him that I had no interest in being a bigamist.

He says, "Oh, but my slave, you will learn to trust me enough to do such things".

I don't think he knows what that word means.

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RE: My chuckle for the day.... - 8/22/2012 2:08:13 PM

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HA!!

Oh my goodness, stupidity should be painful. Like a migraine.

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RE: My chuckle for the day.... - 8/22/2012 2:37:34 PM

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Hahahahaha!

On a more serious note, please may that man never procreate

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RE: My chuckle for the day.... - 8/22/2012 2:53:19 PM

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Uh, OsideGirl, that was his FIRST communication with you?

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RE: My chuckle for the day.... - 8/22/2012 3:06:13 PM

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His first email to me said that he wanted to marry me.

He clearly has no idea what he'd be in for with me, if I said yes.....

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RE: My chuckle for the day.... - 8/22/2012 4:40:13 PM

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Funny as hell!

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RE: My chuckle for the day.... - 8/22/2012 4:43:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

His first email to me said that he wanted to marry me.

The tragedy here, is that he probably thinks he's being romantic

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RE: My chuckle for the day.... - 8/22/2012 4:52:08 PM

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And you didn't jump at the chance?

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RE: My chuckle for the day.... - 8/22/2012 5:02:54 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

A man emailed me telling me that he's looking for a slave to marry.

I told him that I had no interest in being a bigamist.

He says, "Oh, but my slave, you will learn to trust me enough to do such things".

I don't think he knows what that word means.

That's all very well and good but, I will add this.....

Dristan looks quite a bit like Visene in the dark (always look at the cap...one's darker....I never, until last night, ever felt a need to divulge this information).

Allow me to say, they act quite quite a bit differently in the body.

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RE: My chuckle for the day.... - 8/22/2012 5:03:06 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

HA!!

Oh my goodness, stupidity should be painful. Like a migraine.

Or the constant ache which comes of non-consensual chastity?

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RE: My chuckle for the day.... - 8/22/2012 5:07:42 PM

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I don't think he knows what that word means.

That reminds me of when I first suggested to R that he was a narcissist. He said, "What are you talking about? I don't like to fuck dead people."

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