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Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 3:10:50 PM   
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Or perhaps another celeb? Or Missourian politician?

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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 3:12:27 PM   
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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 3:15:04 PM   
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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 3:15:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen...

Edited to add: And...disturbing.

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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 3:16:11 PM   
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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 3:16:49 PM   
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Okay, that was worthwhile!

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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 3:18:05 PM   
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OK, that officially surpasses this as the creepiest Twilight product I've seen!

Oh, my hat. 'toss it in the 'fridge for an authentic experience? It sparkles?'!@!


But wouldja? Or recommend a celebrity substitute?

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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 3:21:37 PM   
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~snerk~
Okay, that was worthwhile!

Whew!

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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 3:28:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

http://www.happyplace.com/17617/the-most-unbelievably-horrifying-twilight-related-product-ever-sold



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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 3:34:29 PM   
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http://www.etsy.com/listing/103130333/one-10-inch-hot-carpenter-on-navy-mama?ref=&sref=

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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 3:37:44 PM   
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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 3:41:37 PM   
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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 3:49:57 PM   
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Fuck that is funny. Tempted to order some and leave them in our guest en-suite


Just be prepared to re-stock! I keep tampons and condoms in mine, and am always surprised by who more-than-decimates the supplies.


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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 3:58:47 PM   
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Amazing... thankyou!! ive not been this disturbed and tickled at the same time in ages!!!!
The thought of Akin being so close to my ladybits does unnerve me tho. in a twisted way, loo paper may be better...

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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 4:06:34 PM   
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omg omg, LMAO Tantriqu
Amazing... thankyou!! ive not been this disturbed and tickled at the same time in ages!!!!
The thought of Akin being so close to my ladybits does unnerve me tho. in a twisted way, loo paper may be better...

Oh, true: hadn't thought of his twisted thrills from it.
Hot carpenters all around!

Edited to add: I would have liked a camera on me as I'd read the original vampire post: lemon-pucker then laugh ;-)

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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 4:19:24 PM   
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Im pretty sure my face was good too, lol


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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 4:36:38 PM   
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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 4:43:34 PM   
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ROFL ... could i be the unsexy, male vampire ... being attacked by a Domme .... please!

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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 4:45:57 PM   
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Or Missourian politician?

Most definitely, though I'd rather see a poo poo filled diaper for that one.

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RE: Ladies: would you? - 8/24/2012 4:53:38 PM   
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That looks like the washable kind like Glad Rags: http://gladrags.com/faq.html

So yes, I would.

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