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Tantriqu -> Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 3:10:50 PM)

http://www.happyplace.com/17617/the-most-unbelievably-horrifying-twilight-related-product-ever-sold

Or perhaps another celeb? Or Missourian politician?




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 3:12:27 PM)

Oh honey. You want me to click a TWILIGHT link?




Tantriqu -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 3:15:04 PM)

Pretty Peon Please? For entertainment purposes?




areuhim -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 3:15:40 PM)

That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen...

Edited to add: And...disturbing.




DNAHelicase -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 3:16:11 PM)

OK, that officially surpasses this as the creepiest Twilight product I've seen!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 3:16:49 PM)

~snerk~

Okay, that was worthwhile![:D]




Tantriqu -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 3:18:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DNAHelicase

OK, that officially surpasses this as the creepiest Twilight product I've seen!

Oh, my hat. 'toss it in the 'fridge for an authentic experience? It sparkles?'!@!


But wouldja? Or recommend a celebrity substitute?




Tantriqu -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 3:21:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
~snerk~
Okay, that was worthwhile![:D]

Whew!




pyschosubmission -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 3:28:57 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

http://www.happyplace.com/17617/the-most-unbelievably-horrifying-twilight-related-product-ever-sold



Doctor? Care to comment for me?

[image]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sbg30ml91r7gnxo.gif[/image]




Tantriqu -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 3:34:29 PM)

I use a 10-inch hot carpenter myself, but I honestly thought there would be an Akins by now:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/103130333/one-10-inch-hot-carpenter-on-navy-mama?ref=&sref=




StrictnSaucy -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 3:37:44 PM)

Fuck that is funny. Tempted to order some and leave them in our guest en-suite




Baroana -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 3:41:37 PM)

Ohhh dear.




Tantriqu -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 3:49:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: StrictnSaucy
Fuck that is funny. Tempted to order some and leave them in our guest en-suite


Just be prepared to re-stock! I keep tampons and condoms in mine, and am always surprised by who more-than-decimates the supplies.




Lucylastic -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 3:58:47 PM)

omg omg, LMAO Tantriqu
Amazing... thankyou!! ive not been this disturbed and tickled at the same time in ages!!!!
The thought of Akin being so close to my ladybits does unnerve me tho. in a twisted way, loo paper may be better...




Tantriqu -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 4:06:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic
omg omg, LMAO Tantriqu
Amazing... thankyou!! ive not been this disturbed and tickled at the same time in ages!!!!
The thought of Akin being so close to my ladybits does unnerve me tho. in a twisted way, loo paper may be better...

Oh, true: hadn't thought of his twisted thrills from it.
Hot carpenters all around!

Edited to add: I would have liked a camera on me as I'd read the original vampire post: lemon-pucker then laugh ;-)




Lucylastic -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 4:19:24 PM)

yeah the hot carpenter would be much better.
Im pretty sure my face was good too, lol




JstAnotherSub -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 4:36:38 PM)

Holy shit that is hilarious. Auntie Flo doesn't come to visit me any more, but if she shows, I hate the Twilight stuff enough to bleed on it without feeling bad about it.




seekingOwnertoo -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 4:43:34 PM)


ROFL ... could i be the unsexy, male vampire ... being attacked by a Domme .... please! [;)]




MistressDarkArt -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 4:45:57 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Tantriqu
Or Missourian politician?

Most definitely, though I'd rather see a poo poo filled diaper for that one.




kalikshama -> RE: Ladies: would you? (8/24/2012 4:53:38 PM)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That looks like the washable kind like Glad Rags: http://gladrags.com/faq.html

So yes, I would.




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