DaddySatyr -> RE: OMFG!! Deaf child needs to change his name? (8/28/2012 3:39:35 PM)
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I believe we need to eradicate the very thoughts of guns in this society. We need to erase their memory from the minds of the people. We need to melt down all the guns, we need to give any former gun owners "re-training", we need to make sure that no one ever sees a gun or anything that looks like a gun, ever again. To that end, we need to ban the manufacture and sale of cap pistols. We need to ban children picking up certain shaped sticks, while walking in the woods (remember that one? I used to love doing that). We need to make sure that no child ever constructs parts of an erector set that looks like a gun. We need to ban cowboy movies and other shoot-em-ups from television and our movie theaters. Lastly, we need to amputate the thumbs and index fingers of every baby of woman born at birth so that they can not make that symbol that some people think resembles a barrel and hammer. Oh, yeah and the deaf kid will have to change his name. Did I leave anything out? Peace and comfort, Michael
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