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Whoops! - 8/30/2012 11:17:32 AM   
AthenaSurrenders


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Status: offline 		I accidentally bought my Husband a ten-foot long whip.

In my defence, he told me he wanted a carriage whip. It turns out, what he really wanted was a dressage whip, which is like a 3ft long riding crop with a stringy bit on the end. I know you are all impressed with my technical knowledge and therefore amazed I made a mistake.

I looked them up online, and a carriage whip looked just the same only with a much longer stringy 'tail' part. So I ordered both.

Anyway, when the package arrived and was taller than me, I suspected that may be a bad omen.

Well it didn't look ten feet long in the picture.

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RE: Whoops! - 8/30/2012 11:19:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		LOL!! I gave away my dressage whip years ago and never replaced it. It was such a fun thing, not sure why I never bothered. Can you return it? Or are you just going to learn to handle a coach & four?

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RE: Whoops! - 8/30/2012 11:27:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		I probably can return it, though I don't relish the trip to the post office.

Even the dressage whip looks seriously vicious, and I hate hate hate the riding crop so I know it will be suffering for me. But his eyes were lighting up when he gave it a practice swish, I have a feeling I'll be getting to know it intimately.

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RE: Whoops! - 8/30/2012 11:30:14 AM   
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I probably can return it, though I don't relish the trip to the post office.

Even the dressage whip looks seriously vicious, and I hate hate hate the riding crop so I know it will be suffering for me. But his eyes were lighting up when he gave it a practice swish, I have a feeling I'll be getting to know it intimately.

You'd better be nicer to him tomorrow morning. No singing in the shower.

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RE: Whoops! - 8/30/2012 11:31:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		Do you have a really really big back garden? Throwing a carriage whip takes practice, though it's not as hard to deal with as a bullwhip, I don't think. The dressage whip is snappy like a heavy singletail, not like a riding crop.

Um. Worse, actually, if stingy is an issue... sorry.

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RE: Whoops! - 8/30/2012 11:37:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		Haha no our big garden is fairly small and somewhat overlooked by the neighbours... unfortunately.

I have resigned myself to the awfulness. Is there a pill I can take to make me a hardcore masochist?

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RE: Whoops! - 8/30/2012 11:39:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		Alas, masochism is a mystery. Or a mental state? Iono. I have these memories of having so much fun bottoming... but if it was that much fun, wouldn't I have done it in the past 13 years? Or is it just that my circle of playmates that I trusted is gone?

Have you tried laughing? I'm a laugher.

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RE: Whoops! - 8/30/2012 11:44:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		I sometimes play with a good friend of Master and myself at a play party we go to every month.

As soon as people hear he's about to play me, they get seats. Not because he's a meanie and makes me cry, but because I can't resist playing to the crowd.

Last time, he was using a single tail on me and concentrating on making pretty patterns on my butt, when I broke into 'happy birthday'. Then told a bad joke.

The crowd loved it! Even my friend was laughing. For a while.

It's lucky I'm a masochist...

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RE: Whoops! - 8/30/2012 11:45:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		See, that is the POINT of playing in public, the ENTERTAINMENT! Good times.

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RE: Whoops! - 8/30/2012 12:43:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have just played in public for the first time. Had a blast. Look forward to the next one.

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RE: Whoops! - 8/30/2012 12:45:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		It's not a novelty to be a femdom anymore. WAYYYY back when, I was at a Fallopia party in Chicago and a female friend and I were topping a third female friend. We were paying attention to our playmate, lalala, and not paying attention to our surroundings. There was a CROWD watching us. A hundred people. o.O

Yeah....

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RE: Whoops! - 8/30/2012 2:10:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		I don't think there's a magic masochism pill. If it helps, do you know how to do deep, meditative type breathing? If you breath through the pain it will help relax you & your muscles and hopefully make it slightly easier to handle.

That is an amusing mistake though.

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