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JOKE: Funeral expenses - 8/31/2012 9:22:39 AM

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A MAN AND HIS EVER-NAGGING WIFE WENT ON VACATION IN
JERUSALEM . WHILE THEY WERE THERE, THE WIFE PASSED AWAY.

THE UNDERTAKER TOLD THE HUSBAND, "YOU CAN HAVE HER
BURIED HERE IN THE HOLY LAND FOR $150 OR WE CAN HAVE
HER SHIPPED BACK HOME FOR $5,000.

THE HUSBAND THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND TOLD THE
UNDERTAKER HE WOULD HAVE HER SHIPPED BACK HOME.

THE UNDERTAKER ASKED HIM, "WHY WOULD YOU SPEND $5,000
TO HAVE HER SHIPPED HOME WHEN YOU COULD HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BURIAL HERE,
AND IT WOULD ONLY COST $150????"

THE HUSBAND REPLIED,
"LONG AGO, A MAN DIED HERE, WAS BURIED HERE,
AND THREE DAYS LATER, ROSE FROM THE DEAD.
I JUST CAN’T TAKE THAT CHANCE.

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RE: JOKE: Funeral expenses - 8/31/2012 9:48:31 AM

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Yes!

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RE: JOKE: Funeral expenses - 8/31/2012 9:58:43 AM

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LOL

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