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Puella's Big Day

Loki of course, who better then the god of mischief

33% (13)

LAM with his sense of humor the wedding is sure to be a hoot

35% (14)

Goodogbenji, we just can't let him pee on the bride

15% (6)

Noblessoblique since it was his thread that got hijacked

15% (6)

Total Votes : 39

(last vote on : 8/26/2007 10:28:44 PM)
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RE: Puella's Big Day - 6/12/2006 9:29:30 PM

Emperor1956

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Pinata? I'm offering you GOATS and instead you want to beat up a giant papier mache butterfly with a giant phallus? Sheeeesh. What a bunch of Philistines.

Can we play "pin the pecker on Benji" at the shower? pleeesze?

I actually had, at one point, in my office, a 3.5 foot tall penis, about 8" in diameter, with little feet under it. It was one of the items "liberated" from a bankrupt adult toy wholesaler I had to deal with. Nothing starts a conversation with an interviewee like a 42" penis with feet.

ahhh good times....

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RE: Puella's Big Day - 6/12/2006 9:29:33 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: puella

oh crikey! I can't delete on this thing!!

What'd ya break THIS time??? OMG my giant pecker

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RE: Puella's Big Day - 6/12/2006 9:39:13 PM

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quote:

I actually had, at one point, in my office, a 3.5 foot tall penis, about 8" in diameter, with little feet under it. It was one of the items "liberated" from a bankrupt adult toy wholesaler I had to deal with. Nothing starts a conversation with an interviewee like a 42" penis with feet.

ROFLMAO now THATS funny!!!

As far as pin the pee pee on the pisser I'm not thinking that's a good idea unless you set up a slip and slide on the front lawn and one of the wedding colors is yellow.

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RE: Puella's Big Day - 6/12/2006 9:45:23 PM

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Pointedly, we are stuck on the horns of a dilemma.

I think that what is needed to prick things aright is:

I shall hoist a cognac.
puella shall hoist her skirts.
Lam shall hoist his petard en passant.

C'est tout alor.

Bon Chance!

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RE: Puella's Big Day - 6/12/2006 9:59:12 PM

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All right, contest is over. Lam wins. Loki made a spirited challenge toward the end, but Lordandmaster retains his droit du seigneur.

Crappy, hope you don't mind too much if she comes to you with some stripes and sticky thighs.

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RE: Puella's Big Day - 6/13/2006 3:06:59 AM

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hehehe

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RE: Puella's Big Day - 6/13/2006 8:17:51 AM

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Well, I think Crappy oughta have some assurances that his equipment can take it.

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