Rule -> RE: Update on Trayvon Martin case (10/16/2012 6:33:45 AM)
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I blame the rain. (It rained, didn't it?) Martin, trying to weave his way between the rain drops, caused Zimmerman to think that his erratic behavior was caused by being on drugs. And then the Coriolis force - yes, no-one yet has mentioned the Coriolis force - caused Martin to end up in the bushes where he was paralyzed by the endomorphic toxic gasses emitted by the nearby termite hill. Now, if he had been kept paralyzed all night, he would still have been alive - but drenched - the next morning, but unfortunately the rain drops dislodged a black widow spider from one of the branches in the bushes and it fell into his neck and bit him. That broke Martin's paralysis. He burst out of the bushes, and driven delusional by the endomorphic toxic fumes and by the black widow spider bite, he thought that he was a rat and that Zimmerman was a butter-syrup frosted donut with a big wallet, so he punched it and tried to kill it so that he could eat it and put the big wallet in his own pocket. As it happened, though, the fat donut also carried a gun and perceiving the black widow spider and attempting to rescue Martin from this spider, the donut shot the spider, inadvertently thereby also causing Martin's demise. And this is the truth and it is whole and it is nothing else.
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