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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 9:51:01 AM

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Nicki Minaj thinking she is good looking.....has she looked at her butt in the mirror lately?

Every time she puts her (copious ammounts of) make up on.

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 9:54:47 AM

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People who wont get the fuck OUT of the left hand lane. Yeah, I know Wal Mart is a left turn but that's 5 fucking miles from here move the goddam hell over.

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 10:01:52 AM

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Oh man I feel your pain.

It's so bad here too.

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 10:31:41 AM

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Being asked my ethnicity. FFS that isn't even a proper word!
& it's nobody elses fucking business.

Government employees of any level who get so deluded that they forget they are public servants rather than my fucking master.

Public showing of mass emotion such as Princess Diane's funeral. Like you peeps were actually her family. Get OVER it.

Wankers who moan (in my local) about being out of work but refusing to take up vacanies at the factory where I worked cos it was tooooo hard work. & then cadging beers.

Modern politicians & the fact I can't get near enough with a length of 3x2.
Also British firearm legislation for the above reason.

Obese kids at my sons school with their trash filled lunchboxes & letters excusing them from P.E

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 10:40:45 AM

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People who wont get the fuck OUT of the left hand lane. Yeah, I know Wal Mart is a left turn but that's 5 fucking miles from here move the goddam hell over.

OMG, you and me too, Hilliam. Thanks for reminding me that's probably my biggest peeve of all (being from NYC, dontcha know!)

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 10:43:59 AM

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Being asked my ethnicity. FFS that isn't even a proper word!
& it's nobody elses fucking business.

My answer to that one is: Im - Irish, Scottish, Cherokee, English, Portuguese, and let us not forget the ones that were thrown in there by the long lost milk-man.

Welcome to America - 500 years of blood mixing.
Its such a stupid question. Whenever I get asked this - I instantly hit the:

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 10:54:49 AM

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the average speed drivers. no you dozy twat, we have speed limits, therefore driving at 35mph everywhere doesn't make you right. drivers who drive so close to my bumper that if i break at all they'll need a condom. there are many driving related, and sadly i could bitch slap alot of women that give the rest of us the tarred stereotype.

noisey, opened mouth eaters. shut your mouth you ill mannered pig!

people having a phone conversation in a public place so that everyone can here. especially mothers that do this while ignoring their brats that need a smacked arse.

call centres in other countries so i can't understand a damn word they say. nore can they understand me!

not a pet peeve because it enrages me completely.....but......liars. i want to shove hot pokers down their throats so they can never utter another word.

people who ask you for dates of availability, but can't be arsed to get their diaries out to check that they can do the same dates.

i'm sure i many more.

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 11:01:39 AM

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the average speed drivers. no you dozy twat, we have speed limits, therefore driving at 35mph everywhere doesn't make you right. drivers who drive so close to my bumper that if i break at all they'll need a condom. there are many driving related, and sadly i could bitch slap alot of women that give the rest of us the tarred stereotype.

noisey, opened mouth eaters. shut your mouth you ill mannered pig!

people having a phone conversation in a public place so that everyone can here. especially mothers that do this while ignoring their brats that need a smacked arse.

call centres in other countries so i can't understand a damn word they say. nore can they understand me!

not a pet peeve because it enrages me completely.....but......liars. i want to shove hot pokers down their throats so they can never utter another word.

people who ask you for dates of availability, but can't be arsed to get their diaries out to check that they can do the same dates.

i'm sure i many more.

needles

OMG, what a hilarious visual. Now THAT is rich!

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 11:02:54 AM

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People that think they are too good to flush a toilet...

People that get a pet and then don't take care of it...

Youngerlings that talk to you like you are one of their buddies on the block...

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 11:03:32 AM

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People who think my kid is my grandson.

I don't look that old dammit!

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 11:04:50 AM

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Waking up with a shit song going round my head. Why would I wake up to Steps FFS?

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 11:05:56 AM

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Anyone using a bluetooth headset where handsfree is not required. I see more people using them walking through town with their damn hands free enough to use, than people using their phones in their car without one! Do they realise how much of a prat they look?

Im a biker and i make a point of pointing at the idiots using their phones in their cars, mainly because if i don't I can put money on them veering right across and nearly knocking me off a few seconds later....which leads me on to my next peeve.

People who drive without looking or paying attention. Thats those putting make up on using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror. Just because it is adjustable, doesnt mean it should be tilted towards your face every 2 minutes. Its also those too busy staring at something other than the road, those who havent realised they have just joined the motorway and are still doing 40 and those that tailgate then keep stabbing the brakes because they're too close. Don't get me started on German car drivers! (people who drive german cars, not germans with a car)

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 11:08:19 AM

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So you love the blind spot that is 100 yards long on the Volvo V70 then.

Bikers dissapear into that void.

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 11:08:51 AM

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*agrees with cbx* (having been a motorcycle rider for quite a while)

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 11:09:31 AM

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the average speed drivers. no you dozy twat, we have speed limits, therefore driving at 35mph everywhere doesn't make you right. drivers who drive so close to my bumper that if i break at all they'll need a condom. there are many driving related, and sadly i could bitch slap alot of women that give the rest of us the tarred stereotype.

noisey, opened mouth eaters. shut your mouth you ill mannered pig!

people having a phone conversation in a public place so that everyone can here. especially mothers that do this while ignoring their brats that need a smacked arse.

call centres in other countries so i can't understand a damn word they say. nore can they understand me!

not a pet peeve because it enrages me completely.....but......liars. i want to shove hot pokers down their throats so they can never utter another word.

people who ask you for dates of availability, but can't be arsed to get their diaries out to check that they can do the same dates.

i'm sure i many more.

needles

Rrrrrrr those call centres! Have you ever tried asking THEM questions that make them deviate from their script? They get so confused, its a fun game!

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 11:11:11 AM

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well another for me is bikers who think that they are immume to the speed limits. also the ones that expect me to move over on a narrow lane to they can zoom off. no. fuck off i'm doing the correct speed, and so should you! and while i'm at it don't sit crusing on the corner of my car! show some respect for the rest of us drivers, you are not the greatness you think you are.

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 11:12:49 AM

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Britishers using Americanisms.

Have a nice day.

No I fucking well won't I'm going to have a crap one just to spite your false sentiment.

Gerkins.

Peopler who let their dogs piss & shit on public sports pitches.

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 11:13:25 AM

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*agrees with the previous 2 posts*

oops.. Niney got in before I posted...LOL

gonna agree with that last bit...

not too sure about anything above that...

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 11:13:56 AM

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Ive resorted to fitting bright headlights and a loud exhaust so i try my hardest to be seen. if they still manage to miss me they'll definitly hear me. If they're both blind and deaf then i collect a wing mirror for my mantle piece. Afterall if they cant see, they aren't going to miss it

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RE: Pet Peeves - 10/6/2012 11:14:43 AM

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People who wont get the fuck OUT of the left hand lane. Yeah, I know Wal Mart is a left turn but that's 5 fucking miles from here move the goddam hell over.

OMG YES!! I swear if one more slow person texting on their damn phone, going 65 miles an hour, leaving ten car lengths in front of them, drives in the fast lane on the highway, and refuses to get over I will just ram them. I hate those jackasses in morning traffic. All it takes is one stupid person to lock up the highway for miles. I'm sorry no, I didn't leave four hours early for work today!

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