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Baroana -> Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 6:20:16 AM)

Some tool on the other side just asked me if I am into this.

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The things one has to put up with as a straight dominant female. I never hear about wimmin subs pulling this sort of crap!



myotherself -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 6:22:00 AM)

You mean female slaves aren't allowed to fart?

I'd explode! [:D]

yes, yes I deliberately misread Baroana's post for comic effect



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 6:23:20 AM)

This thread stinks[:D]



Baroana -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 6:23:54 AM)

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kalikshama -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 6:25:06 AM)

Fem subs:

[image]http://www.evilkid.com/katamari/angel.jpg[/image]



Baroana -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 6:26:58 AM)

Ohhhhh!!!!!

I have three cats. I know what that angelic face really belies.



ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 6:27:09 AM)

Given my Norse God's ability to be extremely gaseous at times, I have to say: YES!!

I've no choice but to admit to being bound in servitude to his farts for eternity. And it's entirely non-consensual !! I didn't ask for this peoples. NEVAH !!







Ninebelowzero -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 6:29:52 AM)

I think all women should put their own heads under the quilt to sample their mens fragrance.



kalikshama -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 6:30:51 AM)

[image]http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/demon-kitteh-fartid.jpg[/image]



Baroana -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 6:32:00 AM)

LOL!

That cat looks like it was assimilated into the Borg.



kalikshama -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 6:32:33 AM)

quote:

I think all women should put their own heads under the quilt to sample their mens fragrance.


When my (now ex) husband did that to me it was NOT CONSENSUAL!



Baroana -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 6:39:59 AM)

Any woman, no matter how dominant, who has lived with a man can tell you that the farts demand submission no matter who you are.



GreedyTop -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 6:54:28 AM)

to answer seriously, Yeah. A while back, IIRC, there was a guy who was totally focused on having a woman fart in his face (think Queening, but with gas).



WomanlyWiles -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 6:55:51 AM)

Farting will never not be funny. Psycho says I'm really a fourteen year old boy.

[image]http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Relationship-Lobster-Farting.jpg[/image]



GreedyTop -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 6:57:14 AM)

LMAO! that is priceless!!



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 7:02:12 AM)

Womens farts always smell of cat food



OttersSwim -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 7:39:53 AM)

If you're a cat... [;)]



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 7:53:52 AM)

What's your beef? Men find fanny farts funny so reciprocate.



OttersSwim -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 8:12:10 AM)

Try the fish, it's marvelous...



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 8:20:12 AM)

Every time. Although the barnacles can be a turn off. 



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