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LadyPact -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/10/2012 1:42:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero I haver a very itchy minge. I blame you for this. http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155230/minge-ys-plot

Ninebelowzero -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/10/2012 2:25:14 PM)
I humbly apologise lady P.

OttersSwim -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/10/2012 2:26:34 PM)
You know, it just seems so fitting that Oprah's Minge speaks with a British accent. [;)]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/10/2012 2:40:14 PM)
But she queefs in French. quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim You know, it just seems so fitting that Oprah's Minge speaks with a British accent. [;)]

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/10/2012 4:09:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero But she queefs in French. lol I haven't heard THAT word in a long long time!![sm=rofl.gif] NBMG

LadyPact -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/10/2012 4:27:39 PM)
<Cough> http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/359477/road-warrior-queef

DarkSteven -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/10/2012 5:34:42 PM)
The problem with all these damn Dommes is that none of them are submissives. What's a male Dom to do?

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/10/2012 6:20:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact <Cough> http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/359477/road-warrior-queef That was funny!! lol

Titaniya -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/10/2012 6:45:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven The problem with all these damn Dommes is that none of them are submissives. What's a male Dom to do? You could do what other "Doms" do and try to make them into submissives in a single eloquent message. I'm sure it'll go well for you. ;)

DarkSteven -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/10/2012 7:12:31 PM)
Kneel for me, bitch! How was that?

OttersSwim -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/10/2012 7:19:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Kneel for me, bitch! How was that? Hey now, I didn't tune in here to watch the VP debates!

msub1000 -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/10/2012 7:36:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JanahX quote: What is wrong with you? many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many things. quote: Why there's so much fakes? Because youre using Miracle Whip. quote: How to find the real one? You use your batman decoder ring. Miracle whip made me fat, and do NOT wear the batman decoder ring on your penis! it has a serious zap to it! not the way its supposed to be used, Not...One....Bit

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/11/2012 10:40:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: msub1000 do NOT wear the batman decoder ring on your penis! it has a serious zap to it! not the way its supposed to be used, Not...One....Bit But...but...a serious zap sounds like FUN!!!! Anyone up for a little CBT? [:D] NBMG

Calandra -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/11/2012 11:24:47 AM)
CBT/electroplay.... yum

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/11/2012 11:51:00 AM)
[:D]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/11/2012 7:18:36 PM)
I actually checked into that...the whole what's wrong with me thing and....interestingly I discovered....there's not one fucking thing wrong with me. (But that was last week).

Cloudz -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/12/2012 4:53:42 AM)
Crap! What wrong with me is a sense of curiosity that was not filtered by coffee. I actually read his profile after reading this thread. I visualize a young, hormone ridden boy in the bedroom of his parents house, sitting in front of the glow of the monitor, probably in his underwear, probably stoned, writing down every sexual image that has ever popped into his adolescent mind. <sigh> Now I need coffee to try and clear the unpleasant image.

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/12/2012 4:08:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cloudz I visualize a young, hormone ridden boy in the bedroom of his parents house, sitting in front of the glow of the monitor, probably in his underwear, probably stoned, writing down every sexual image that has ever popped into his adolescent mind. <sigh> Now I need coffee to try and clear the unpleasant image. Internet porn, the cost of an internet connection. ProDomme(which is what he probably needs), $250/hr. Brain bleach, priceless! NBMG

LookieNoNookie -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/12/2012 5:27:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim I'm sorry I caused all that cancer... I told my doctor it was you.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: What is wrong with you? (10/13/2012 1:36:10 AM)
Naaah this gimps about 50, lining at home with his widowed Mother & typing this inbetween the times his Mummy goes out & returns.

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