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Niney is God - 10/13/2012 1:47:21 PM

Ninebelowzero

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Helping little sister today.

Not only is Oi blessed with devilish good looks, oodles of charm, huge balls & a schlong that porn stars would die for but I am a bloody genius.
A seized lawnmower was un seized (how the hell do I spell that shit?)using a hammer & brass rod down thew spark plug hole& liberal ammounts of vegatable oil. & then as the cylinder was full of greasy kids stuff I coated the spark plug (both ends with pencil lead) & filled the fuel tank withh Av gas & squirted the air inlet with Nitrous Oxide.
Fucker fired up 1st time & popped a wheelie.
Doubt it will do it again though.
Brunel eat yer heart out.

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RE: Niney is God - 10/13/2012 1:52:24 PM

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devious, evil man.

Can I hire you?

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RE: Niney is God - 10/13/2012 2:13:49 PM

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Honey I am all yours.

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RE: Niney is God - 10/13/2012 5:12:18 PM

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*adores you*

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RE: Niney is God - 10/13/2012 7:47:19 PM

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If you lived closer, I'd ask you to work your magic on my lawnmower. The stepson who is a mechanical engineer believes it is a carburetor problem. I didn't even know lawnmowers had carburetors!

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RE: Niney is God - 10/13/2012 8:34:31 PM

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The eternal returning circular nature of nine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVf5Cr4M-F8

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