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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/28/2012 6:36:01 PM   
OsideGirl


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/28/2012 6:44:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yup...And acted like I was the one overpricing. Methinks he has no idea how much fetish services go for.

Of course, after all that I was willing to pee on him for free.
Maybe THAT'S what he was going for after all. Damn, he's good.




< Message edited by SacredDepravity -- 11/28/2012 6:49:48 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/28/2012 8:25:14 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

...That's what I get for being nice.....


You know that no good deed goes unpunished!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/28/2012 11:08:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		I got the pee CMail last night too. And the "You're going to Hell," the "Cum serve me cunt," and the ever so swoon causing, "Hi."

I'm so glad I did have that V8 instead!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/29/2012 6:01:47 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		Hmmm, if I were looking to moonlight (which I'm not), here would be an opportunity that I received on another site:

Hello Ma'am,

I'm seeking a Female with a urge to strap-on a hot, smooth, clean slut ass for fun. bdsm play yes, Mistress for a submissive white ass slut. Rewarding for right STRAP-ON Mistress.

Unfortunately for him, I don't like his approach at all.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/29/2012 6:27:13 PM   
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This is where I sell myself, I imagine, lol.

Female friends have called me good looking and very sensual. I'm an inch under six feet, 209 lbs, with eyes of deep blue and wavy medium brown hair (cut stylishly, I might add!) equally proportionate in measurements; angular facial features; fair featured but not freckled. Oh, and well developed chest and wide shoulders. Happy now? *laugh* Oh yeah, 43 SWM here.

I have explored many fantasies and overall, I like being dominant and her being submissive and even something of a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom. If you like being told what to do, as well as feeling mentally and physically dominated yet kept safe, you may like me. If you like me talking dirty to you and having you repeat it until it turns you on, you may like me. If you like it when I spank your ass and breasts until your hot tight pussy is wet as a dripping sponge and you like the idea of my SEVEN INCH tip oozing PULSATING COCK going into your mouth, you may like me. If you like the idea of me fucking your ass while I reach around and squeeze your breasts . .. maybe even PINCH the nipples as you climax? . .. then you may like me. If you like the idea of looking pretty and sexy for me, you may like me. If you like the idea of me slamming it home while you experience your fourth orgasm in blissful ripples, you may like me. If you like the idea of me coming home to our place, pushing you down to your knees and forcing my cock, you may like me. If you like the idea of having my hand behind your head while I force my cock in and out of your mouth as you suck like a good girl, you may like me. If you want me to be your big bad daddy, you may like me (nothing incestual intended really). If you like me being in charge, you may like me. If you like the idea of giving yourself over to a man you can trust without being hurt, you may like me.

I literally have no idea how to respond. Wow... just wow.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/29/2012 6:34:36 PM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/30/2012 8:47:43 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SacredDepravity

Yup...And acted like I was the one overpricing. Methinks he has no idea how much fetish services go for.

Of course, after all that I was willing to pee on him for free.
Maybe THAT'S what he was going for after all. Damn, he's good.





If I'm gonna spend three hours doing sexual things with someone I don't like, doing the things they like....they better be paying me more than $33 an hour....


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/30/2012 8:49:45 AM   
OsideGirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Shininglight23
If you like it when I spank your ass and breasts until your hot tight pussy is wet as a dripping sponge and you like the idea of my SEVEN INCH tip oozing PULSATING COCK going into your mouth, you may like me.


Did you tell him that maybe he should have that ooze checked out?

Also, that 7 inches isn't exceptional? I always find it funny when someone brags about some body part like they created it rather than a lottery of genetics.


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/30/2012 8:52:28 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: SacredDepravity

Yup...And acted like I was the one overpricing. Methinks he has no idea how much fetish services go for.

Of course, after all that I was willing to pee on him for free.
Maybe THAT'S what he was going for after all. Damn, he's good.





If I'm gonna spend three hours doing sexual things with someone I don't like, doing the things they like....they better be paying me more than $33 an hour....




QFT!


Especially when HE contacted me first AND I don't list as pro AND don't list as dominant. I'm listed as a slave seeking LTR for goodness sakes!



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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/30/2012 12:10:53 PM   
DomMeinCT


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Status: offline 		Now here's one I've never gotten ....from a female dominant 1000 miles away: How much do you weigh?


Why even BOTHER to spend the time to type that?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/30/2012 12:16:45 PM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/30/2012 2:03:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh, here we go. I have been around in one apparitional persona or another for years now. I just had a first. I have been "blacklisted" which is cute. I was blacklisted because I wouldn't online roleplay a totally fantasy based scene with someone on the other side of the country because (and this was the fun part) I refused to play while underage minors were around to read it. I played with the person ONCE like two months ago for like twenty minutes. Now I was supposed to suspend my life to play this little game. fun yet?

Oh good! Cause there's more.

THEN the multiple online personalities came out to play...on CM AND Yahoo. I didn't even know a human could type that fast for that long. I guess all that time chatting about stuff that can NEVER happen serves a purpose after all. If I applied myself, I could be qualified as a court stenographer in a week. Anyway, this went on back and forth between here and Yahoo for about half hour before the person ran out of profiles. The only reason I stayed on was because I was having actual meaningful conversations on both at the time. Finally peace reigned.

Just out of sheer morbid curiosity, I checked one of the MANY profiles of this person to discover that I was in the person's journal this morning. It said I was not weal and twue and that I was crazy and that I was dangerous. I had to wipe off the laptop, chair, floor, and table from the coffee spit take. I snorted so loud I scared the dog and woke up one of the cats. This place is great therapy. They do say laughter is good for the soul. Not so good for my laptop.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/30/2012 5:15:06 PM   
absolutchocolat


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unless it's covered in jewels and spouts honey, it ain't impressive!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/2/2012 9:23:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		Last year I got a message which said "You have 5 cats, so you must be a very lonely person."

I just deleted it und giggled....thinking "just not lonely enough to waste my time replying to you...."

Some days ago a guy contacted me with the line "Are you a BBW?!"

Now...why the heck would I ever bother to actually respond to such an opening line

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/2/2012 9:57:44 AM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		First I get this intro message:

Hello mistress
All I want to do is make you happy. I was keep by a kinky bi couple for a yr be for they moved out of the state. I what you to train,me. Im very kinky sub male looking for a very dom women to treat and train me as her pet male slave. If I m at your feet wearing pink panties and kissing your toes if you would let me. You will have to tie me up so you can trainme with pain if you like to. Any thing you do or what me to do I will do it and ask for from you

Then, as I usually do, I looked at his profile and was surprised to find the following:
My Ideal person would be sub bad baby girl to be my partner in life a 24/7 daddys girl.

WTF???

It amazes me when I get intro messages that are totally out of synch with what's in the profile. Does it not occur to them that the person they message will look at their profile? Maybe they don't think that far ahead, or maybe they don't think at all, LOL.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/2/2012 12:01:04 PM   
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Got this one this afternoon.....I'm actually more offended by the lack of capitalization and punctuation:

ill pay you to pee on my face

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/2/2012 12:02:36 PM   
Baroana


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/2/2012 3:30:01 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT


Got this one this afternoon.....I'm actually more offended by the lack of capitalization and punctuation:

ill pay you to pee on my face

I got the same message today (also sans punctuation). I replied asking how much he'd pay. No answer; if I find out I'll post the fee quote.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/2/2012 4:26:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		My pee pee customer wanted to pay 100 for a 2-3 hour play time. I laughed. For about factory worker pay I could be legally guilty of prostitution. That works for me. NOT!

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