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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/3/2012 4:37:06 PM

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My pee pee customer wanted to pay 100 for a 2-3 hour play time. I laughed. For about factory worker pay I could be legally guilty of prostitution. That works for me. NOT!

Cheap little bastard.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/3/2012 5:20:36 PM

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My pee pee customer wanted to pay 100 for a 2-3 hour play time. I laughed. For about factory worker pay I could be legally guilty of prostitution. That works for me. NOT!

Cheap little bastard.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/3/2012 9:10:49 PM

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Got this one this afternoon.....I'm actually more offended by the lack of capitalization and punctuation:

ill pay you to pee on my face

I got the same message today (also sans punctuation). I replied asking how much he'd pay. No answer; if I find out I'll post the fee quote.

I sent him a snarky message telling him that I was about to make his message *famous* and he spammed me with hilariously abusive messages from at least 5 other sockpuppet accounts.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/4/2012 1:16:25 AM

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Is 7 inches really supposed to be impressive? I thought 8 was average. I wonder if that guy would be so pompous knowing some would feel totally unimpressed with his below average 7 inches. Or maybe its just my experience that he falls into the below average spectrum. *shrugs*

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/4/2012 1:17:50 AM

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Did anyone ever find out the fee from the pee pee guy?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/4/2012 1:23:16 AM

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Not exactly a message, but someone just viewed my profile who had the name "murderer" (it was actually murderer-something-or-other. I forget exactly what.) Kind of creepy.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/4/2012 5:46:22 AM

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Did anyone ever find out the fee from the pee pee guy?

Don't know if it's the same guy, but yeah. 100 for 2-3 hrs of "fun". I am still laughing. It's been about a week now.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/4/2012 6:10:16 AM

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ABOUT ME

This is where I sell myself, I imagine, lol.

Female friends have called me good looking and very sensual. I'm an inch under six feet, 209 lbs, with eyes of deep blue and wavy medium brown hair (cut stylishly, I might add!) equally proportionate in measurements; angular facial features; fair featured but not freckled. Oh, and well developed chest and wide shoulders. Happy now? *laugh* Oh yeah, 43 SWM here.

I have explored many fantasies and overall, I like being dominant and her being submissive and even something of a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom. If you like being told what to do, as well as feeling mentally and physically dominated yet kept safe, you may like me. If you like me talking dirty to you and having you repeat it until it turns you on, you may like me. If you like it when I spank your ass and breasts until your hot tight pussy is wet as a dripping sponge and you like the idea of my SEVEN INCH tip oozing PULSATING COCK going into your mouth, you may like me. If you like the idea of me fucking your ass while I reach around and squeeze your breasts . .. maybe even PINCH the nipples as you climax? . .. then you may like me. If you like the idea of looking pretty and sexy for me, you may like me. If you like the idea of me slamming it home while you experience your fourth orgasm in blissful ripples, you may like me. If you like the idea of me coming home to our place, pushing you down to your knees and forcing my cock, you may like me. If you like the idea of having my hand behind your head while I force my cock in and out of your mouth as you suck like a good girl, you may like me. If you want me to be your big bad daddy, you may like me (nothing incestual intended really). If you like me being in charge, you may like me. If you like the idea of giving yourself over to a man you can trust without being hurt, you may like me.

I literally have no idea how to respond. Wow... just wow.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! "seven inches"?? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What an asshole. *wipes tear*

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/4/2012 1:21:41 PM

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xxxx1 from Virginia on 7/10/12 at 12:07 AM:
what would it take to get you to tie me up pull my pants down and use me as a full ash
My reply:
Get over here!
I could use some hands on amusement~

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2012 8:36:25 AM

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I just had a guy that in his first message asked me to travel to Illinois to play with him.

(San Diego is 70 and sunny...and he thinks I should go to Illinois in December)

I said "no".

He proceeded to send a second email trying to convince me.

I said, "Definitely not. You clearly would not respect my boundaries, limits, or safewords."

He sent a defiant email back, protesting my assessment.

I replied, "You already proven that point. You clearly didn't respect my boundaries because you decided to proposition me even though my profile says "Just here for the forums" and then you decided to ignore my "No" and to try to get past it. Both of which prove my point."

No response.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2012 9:42:37 AM

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Good day. If you are going to describe the person by even location and some made up nickname, you are creating extra work for the mod staff. Please just post what you are commenting on because if we have to keep monitoring this and removing posts that closely identify another member and this thread becomes a mod nightmare, it may be removed. Please don't spoil the fun for many because you can't comply with our simple request.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2012 9:51:53 AM

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*waves hi and sends hugs to Theta*

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2012 10:43:30 AM

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Stop grovelling, Greedy.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2012 11:11:11 AM

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:P Peon.

*hugs and stuff* I've missed seeing you (my own fault, I know...)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2012 12:10:00 PM

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I have a guy that keeps sending me friend requests. I've rejected him at least 10 times. I sent him a message telling him to stop. He called me fake and attached a picture of a woman with shit smeared all over her genital region. (reported and blocked)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2012 12:12:59 PM

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MWAH!!!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2012 12:14:59 PM

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I bet it was actually chocolate.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2012 12:16:56 PM

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Even that won't change how disgusting that picture was....

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2012 12:45:00 PM

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I had a good one earlier today. Wrote a girl looking to become a live-in slave. She was black and specifically stated wanting to be owned by a white couple. She also made a comment about cages being a hard-limit. So when I wrote I asked if she was looking for racial-play and wondered about cages being a limit. That we enjoy cages, but her not being into them wasn't a deal breaker.

I get this barely literate message back, "Why would you ask those questions, are you a idiot"

I still can't figure out what was wrong with either question. We're not into race-play, so if that was her thing we wouldn't be a good match. And cages I was just curious about.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2012 5:55:35 AM

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TWO in less than 10 minutes!!

1: "love the pics whore"
response: Thanks fucktard

2: tell me more about yourself so that I may get to know you
response: all you need to know about me is in my profile (which he viewed 2 times).

ETA: two different people.

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