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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/22/2012 12:43:05 AM   
tazzygirl


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quote:

Yeah, there's a group that comes onto this website and others with the hope of "converting" people and getting them to stop having kinky sex.


Hmmm.. next time, maybe I should go into details about how it was the preacher's son who put me in bondage the first time we had sex... so... obviously, this was god's plan for me to be here all along.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/23/2012 9:18:52 AM   
Spiritedsub2


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quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

Hmmm.. next time, maybe I should go into details about how it was the preacher's son who put me in bondage the first time we had sex... so... obviously, this was god's plan for me to be here all along.

That makes me think of the old Dusty Springfield song "Preacher's Son". Great song.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/23/2012 9:21:32 AM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		I got the ten thousandth "hello" message. I always ignore them.
This one, for god knows what reason, I answered.
We've been messaging non-stop for 2 days! He's a riot.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/24/2012 11:48:53 AM   
MysticFireTopaz


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From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		The latest from a female slave:

can we chat?

The answer to her question is in the second sentence of my profile with three exclamation points, no less. Do people ever read? And doesn't the fact that I've got my chat invitations turned off give them a clue?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/24/2012 12:29:32 PM   
hlen5


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"I will make you a deal let me pound your pussy once and you will never seek again as I will be here for you"

What makes this even more funny is the prior crap he had cmailed me.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/25/2012 4:14:57 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		Here is a new one from a jerk who has sent me a few idiotic messages in the past:

I wish you could help me find a regular local female playmate in <name of a city>

Can we say LAZY??? He needs to find his own damn playmate, or start coming out to events and meeting people. Think it's time for him to go to Blocked User land. I thought I had blocked him before after about the third "Hiya Sexy" message, but I must not have.

< Message edited by MysticFireTopaz -- 12/25/2012 4:21:25 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/29/2012 8:57:48 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		Very dictatorial message today:

Are you in training? Why should I want you as my slave girl? Send me a picture of yourself in a miniskirt. NOW.

I sent him a reply saying he is a damned fool. Then I deleted it before he read it. Not worth it!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/29/2012 10:22:41 PM   
tidbit5021


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Status: offline 		I've received three from the same guy who has at least 3 profiles-different user names but the "art" pics are all the same and so is the profile.

"Hello, beautiful."

But I don't have a photo posted.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/30/2012 12:25:25 AM   
MysticFireTopaz


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From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		Another gem from a non-profile reader:

Hi. I have had two subs. One left the state to care for her ill mother. The other decided to return to her family in Europe. I am satisfied they both did the right thing.

Therefore, I am looking, seeking, searching for another sub who wants her desires, needs & wants satisfied. I am wanting to add some spice,zest, zeal & excitement to my journey!!.

I enjoy various types of music, some spectator sports, A&E, motorhoming, camping, etc. Not much on fishing or hunting but my thoughts could change.

My reply:

Thank you for your interest, but as a Dominant Female, I am certainly not what you seek. I suggest you read profiles before writing to people to make sure that they are really compatible.

About the only things we have in common are that neither one of us likes fishing or hunting, LOL.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/1/2013 2:28:42 PM   
OsideGirl


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Status: offline 		29YO: What are you into?

Me: I'm just here for the forums.

29YO: Lame

Me: Not nearly as lame as using "what are you into?" as an initial email.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/1/2013 4:11:59 PM   
Duskypearls


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Status: offline 		Here's a charmer for you:

Hello sub ????-???�??A????? master **** ????-???�??A????? black ????-???�??A????? ready to dominate �?????�????u????? hope �?????�????u????? ready to have me as your master anyway here is my yahoo I'd *****

How can one resist?!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/1/2013 4:44:06 PM   
poise


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Status: offline 		This fella likes putting the cart before the horse..or some similar analogy.

From: ##### Do you LOVE sucking cock or do you only do it because it is expected of you?

To: ##### Hello to you too.

From: ##### I wasn't saying hello. I was trying to ascertain important information BEFORE bothering to say hello
and wasting each others time... it is a simple question.. not meant to be rude BUT important in its implications ...
but IF you prefer to dance around a little.. hello girl :)

To: ##### I have no interest in dancing with anyone who’s primary focus is whether or not I like to
suck cock. As for wasting time, you could have saved yourself a few minutes by realizing that I’m not looking for a
partner here...for dancing or for cock sucking. Best of luck in your search!


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/1/2013 5:52:07 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		Got this one-liner from a fellow I had coffee with a few years back. For me, there was zero chemistry and I felt we didn't click at all, but he felt otherwise:

I want to serve someone in 2013!

My reply:

Well, good luck with that.

You'd think he could have said hello and how are you, but I guess that's asking too much.

I have invited him on numerous occasions to attend various Femdom and lifestyle events where he might possibly meet someone suitable, but he always makes an excuse why he can't go.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/1/2013 10:57:53 PM   
punisher440


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Status: offline 		Ducking the serious questions again I see Poise.Humph,he can clearly see you look good on a tricycle,he was just trying to find out any other good qualities you have.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/6/2013 7:49:30 AM   
MysticFireTopaz


Posts: 50939
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		Love the ones that are hard to decipher:

I do not wish to chat, get information on your group, Im new know noone and not good in crowds but would enjoy making new friends not being alone all the time. So information only

No "please?" Did his parents not teach him any manners?

I asked him what information he wanted, since he does not want information about my group (which he does not meet the membership requirements for anyway). I got an equally cryptic reply that I think means he wants to meet people. I sent him a link to the local groups and recommended one that has a lot of vanilla type activities and is geared to helping people meet one another in comfortable settings. My reply evidently wasn't to his liking, since I didn't get so much as a thank you. Or maybe he just lacks manners.

At least he didn't want to chat, LOL.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/6/2013 10:07:08 AM   
MysticFireTopaz


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

My reply evidently wasn't to his liking, since I didn't get so much as a thank you. Or maybe he just lacks manners.



It took him several hours after reading my reply to thank me, but at least he eventually did :)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/6/2013 10:31:10 PM   
Lynnxz


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Status: offline 		I just got one who promises he will be my sugar daddy, and that I will never have to work again as he will spoil me with $1000 a month.....


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/6/2013 10:37:11 PM   
jlf1961


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

I just got one who promises he will be my sugar daddy, and that I will never have to work again as he will spoil me with $1000 a month.....




How much can you do with $1000 a month?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/6/2013 10:39:29 PM   
Lynnxz


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

I just got one who promises he will be my sugar daddy, and that I will never have to work again as he will spoil me with $1000 a month.....




How much can you do with $1000 a month?



Not enough. I told him that was considered well below the poverty line here, and he blocked me. Ha!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/6/2013 10:45:49 PM   
sexyred1


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Status: offline 		I don't particularly think this is funny, but I just got a very polite email from a man who said:

Hi Red,

I know you're not looking for a married Dom. On the other hand, I've seen you on here for a while, and wondered if maybe, sometimes, you get tired of having no outlet. I would love to have a relationship, part time, and yet I'm not finding any compatible married women. So please don't be upset that I asked, but if some day you find you are frustrated and want an outlet, someone who will mindfully be there 100% when I am there, and never lie to you, then feel free to contact me. If you find this repugnant I completely understand.

Normally, I ignore these types of emails but tonight I decided to reply politely, since he was polite. I told him that I appreciate his concern, but he is mistaken. I do actually have all types of opportunities to have "an outlet". Whether it is exes or other men who approach me, I could be having "an outlet" anytime I want.

What I am looking for is a SINGLE man seeking a relationship with a woman like me, who has standards.

I told him that many men like him, assume that a woman is here because she is looking for sex or play only, and that is untrue.

I wished him the best in his pursuits.

Hopefully, he takes that well and does not resort to the "oh you are just a fat fake bitch" whine.

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