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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/6/2013 10:48:43 PM   
Lynnxz


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Status: offline 		Oh, my guy unblocked me I guess.... Now he's offering me 2.5k a month. I'm mildly offended that I got low balled the first time around.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/6/2013 11:03:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Oh, my guy unblocked me I guess.... Now he's offering me 2.5k a month. I'm mildly offended that I got low balled the first time around.


Well he'd be dumb if he hit you with the golden parachute on the first go. So glad you found each other. I love happy endings.
*cue "time of your life" from dirty dancing". Yeah , this is the part where you run to him in slow motion and jump into his arms.

*taps watch* Well? I ain't got all day.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/7/2013 8:41:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Oh, my guy unblocked me I guess.... Now he's offering me 2.5k a month. I'm mildly offended that I got low balled the first time around.


That's still only $30K a year. I couldn't live on that.


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/7/2013 8:44:54 AM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/8/2013 11:47:20 AM   
needlesandpins


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please may i ask you a question?  .......so polite, ok so far, although had he read my profile he could have saved himself some time.

you can ask, but chances are that if it's personal i'm not going to answer. .......it does say this in my profile.

do you like being spanked? .......i mean ffs come on

so no answer it is then.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/10/2013 5:45:33 PM   
Lynnxz


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Ha!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/10/2013 5:50:38 PM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/11/2013 10:41:36 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

"I'm more of a Dom but I will do your laundry I guess"

Ha!

Hey! Nobody told me Doms do laundry!

Last night I received:
"Let's chat"
from a bisexual male slave 2000 miles away. I almost asked "why" but nah.


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/11/2013 11:46:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Level

Sure, then the next thing you know, you're seeing your panties for sell on ebay.



Hey, as long as it goes to my Paypal...


I should find someone with a new fetish. "eBay piggie"! Sell my junk on eBay and Craigslist and direct proceeds to my account! I hate selling stuff. Such a pain in the butt. Been trying to get rid of a bunch of custom stuff and a gurney for two months now.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/11/2013 11:48:12 AM   
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Hey! Nobody told me Doms do laundry!



I do. I don't wanna have to buy new clothes every week.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/11/2013 11:51:50 AM   
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"eBay piggie"! Sell my junk on eBay and Craigslist and direct proceeds to my account! I hate selling stuff. Such a pain in the butt. Been trying to get rid of a bunch of custom stuff and a gurney for two months now.



Ditto!
Funny that the boys who promise black and blue to take care of it never come through though. I guess it's too much like real work.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/12/2013 8:27:38 AM   
Lynnxz


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ORIGINAL: Alecta


quote:

"eBay piggie"! Sell my junk on eBay and Craigslist and direct proceeds to my account! I hate selling stuff. Such a pain in the butt. Been trying to get rid of a bunch of custom stuff and a gurney for two months now.



Ditto!
Funny that the boys who promise black and blue to take care of it never come through though. I guess it's too much like real work.



Or they want you to sit on their face while they fold panties.

1) I don't fold panties. It's like 6 inches of material, what the hell, no.

2) You are going to do a shit job of the laundry if all you can see is my crotch.


Nope.


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/12/2013 10:56:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		"after a meeting over a salad and water at a local place, I thinking tie ing your naked body and then dress you so we can go to a art museum would be nice..you can even get a book of art at the shop.."

I thought the specific lunch menu (salad and water) was a bit odd. Add the tying up part, and then going to a art museum (again, specific, yet odd) where i could 'get' a book of art. I don't know the whole thing just seemed disconnected and funny. Like a random assortment of things this person threw together.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/12/2013 11:01:03 AM   
poise


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Status: offline 		I'm trying to figure out how you go from having a salad and water at a local place, to all of a sudden
being naked so he could tie you up. Or, were you going to the meeting naked in the first place?
Must be something in the salad dressing.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/12/2013 12:34:45 PM   
Killerangel


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ORIGINAL: poise

I'm trying to figure out how you go from having a salad and water at a local place, to all of a sudden
being naked so he could tie you up. Or, were you going to the meeting naked in the first place?
Must be something in the salad dressing.


The whole thing was amusing. I'm not sure how any of it related to the next thing. The weird things that were spelled out like our food and drink (why salad and water? too cheap to buy more? healthy? I'll never know). Why an art museum? Why an art book afterwards, is that payment for me getting naked and tied up?

Plus the gentleman in question was 25 years older but looked like my grandpa in his pic with a wide beaming smile...I think the oddly specific scenario might be the nastiest thing he could come up with.

I told him that I''d never do something like this with a stranger, and he wrote back that he was very sorry with a lot of exclamations marks, and that he didn't know what he was thinking!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/12/2013 3:08:24 PM   
Duskypearls


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"Do you need that frown spanked off your face?"

Didn't know I was frowning!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/12/2013 5:38:14 PM   
ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw

I was told I was a racist, for using the term squaw in my nick. Lol


Write them back and tell them you couldn't use 'niggaslave' because it was already taken by their moma.



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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/12/2013 5:47:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		I just got a message from a sub that was a cut and past of her profile.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/13/2013 5:02:14 PM   
indigonight


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Status: offline 		"how is that pussy?"

I said he was fine, but needed his ears scratched, and was head bumping my legs at the moment.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/13/2013 5:17:15 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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ORIGINAL: indigonight

"how is that pussy?"

I said he was fine, but needed his ears scratched, and was head bumping my legs at the moment.


LOL

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