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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 6/24/2013 10:17:46 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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He didn't say whether for bondage or for lynching.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 6/30/2013 3:25:40 PM   
jlf1961


Posts: 14840
Joined: 6/10/2008
From: Somewhere Texas
Status: offline 		In the last 24 hours, I have been contacted by a bisexual male, and a domme.

The Domme basically commanded me to do her bidding.

Sent a nice response explaining I am not a slave, I am a dom looking for a female slave or sub, and if she would have read my profile, she would have been aware of these facts.

The male got a nicely worded message that I was straight, had no interest in males, and he should check the orientation on his search for a Dom.

Now that should have been the end of it....

I have gotten follow up messages basically asking if I am sure I am straight and not a slave.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 6/30/2013 6:08:09 PM   
DesFIP


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From: Apple County NY
Status: offline 		On the same theory as measure twice, cut once?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/1/2013 5:27:44 AM   
jlf1961


Posts: 14840
Joined: 6/10/2008
From: Somewhere Texas
Status: offline 		Message 1

quote:

Hello Slave, I am very serious about Dominating you. I think you should be mature and honest,and know how to serve and treat a Goddess like me.. I am very adventurous and experienced, and i will like to take you on a journey of a life time (long term) if you prove worthy of my Supremacy. I am serious about my search for a slave and would consider you further if you can follow My rules. I believe in Discipline, Humiliation and Kinks. I am a Versatile Domme of Class, Distinction & Sophistication with the experience of unparalleled Domination and alluring control. I am Well versed from Sensual & Provocative to Strict & Merciless. It all depends on my understanding of My slave and what urges I feel My slave and I have in common. I have more than what it takes to make you my slave because I am gifted with a wealthy knowledge and understanding of the Psychological and Physical aspects of the S/M B&D Lifestyle.You must be Obedient,Honest, Trustworthy, Loyal, Submissive, Slut,Pamperer, Respectful. I will train you to exhibit all these characteristics with STRICT training and Domination, Send me an email here [email protected], I will be hoping to read from you in the mail and let get to know each other well known Tammy


quote:

can you tell me much about you


quote:

can you make me to be your slave?


This series of messages has me believing that this woman is either suffering Multiple Personality Disorder or she is having an Identity Crisis.

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You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/1/2013 6:38:54 PM   
Rule


Posts: 10479
Joined: 12/5/2005
Status: offline 		I received this weird message:

quote:

You really are a bigoted piece of shit....


Lacking further explanation, I have no idea why I allegedly really am a bigoted piece of shit. However, if true, then I am really proud to be "a bigoted piece of shit" and I thank the sender for the compliment.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/1/2013 7:25:12 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Not a funny message, but a really nice one from a man a couple thousand miles away:

"Distance & circumstances make a relationship dubious but love your profile pic & description. Best wishes."

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/6/2013 10:50:59 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		ill pay you to tie me up and un zip my zipper and put a cig

But he's in Virginia and I'm in California. So I asked if the fee includes my airfare.


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/6/2013 10:53:28 PM   
tazzygirl


Posts: 37833
Joined: 10/12/2007
Status: offline 		I got that one... I gave him an amount for my "services". He tried to low ball me at 10% of what I requested. I wished him much luck but I simply could not cut my fees. Havent heard back.

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Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/6/2013 11:00:58 PM   
MistressDarkArt


Posts: 5178
Status: offline 		Some guy listing himself as a 'twue (insert middle eastern country here) master' writes:

Him: "May I ask you a question please?"
Me: "You just did, but I'm feeling generous today. What's your question?"
Him: "Do you believe in female supremacy?"
Me: "No. I believe in the supremacy of cats."

My cat reply was deleted unread. Bummer dude, I was SOOOO ready to play with you!

< Message edited by MistressDarkArt -- 7/6/2013 11:45:05 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/7/2013 12:43:41 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

I got that one... I gave him an amount for my "services". He tried to low ball me at 10% of what I requested. I wished him much luck but I simply could not cut my fees. Havent heard back.

I heard back. $300. I seem to remember when I last heard from him he was offering $700. But that might have been the K9 guy... It's just so hard to keep track.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/7/2013 12:45:07 PM   
tazzygirl


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Joined: 10/12/2007
Status: offline 		Oh no, you got shorted.. he offered me 1K. I demand high prices

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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
Duchess of Dissent 1
Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/7/2013 1:00:12 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

Oh no, you got shorted.. he offered me 1K. I demand high prices

What an asshole! Low-balling bastard...


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/7/2013 2:26:04 PM   
TallullahHk


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Status: offline 		Do I look like the tourism desk? I've got plenty of suggestions when asked respectfully...this fine young fellow was directed to google

Hello tallullah. I have a question for you slave girl. I am taking a cruise out of boston on july 9. I will be there on the 8th. Your assignment is to give me some cool ideas of activities on the 8 th

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/7/2013 4:41:39 PM   
tazzygirl


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quote:

Your assignment is to give me some cool ideas of activities on the 8 th


Sit on a block of ice?

Jump off the pier?

Get deliberately lost and find your way back to the ship?

Find where they dumped the tea from the Boston Tea Party and have a sip?

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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
Duchess of Dissent 1
Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/11/2013 10:12:15 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

quote:

Your assignment is to give me some cool ideas of activities on the 8 th


Sit on a block of ice?

Jump off the pier?

Get deliberately lost and find your way back to the ship?

Find where they dumped the tea from the Boston Tea Party and have a sip?


LOL, these sound like some great suggestions for that guy!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/11/2013 10:16:59 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


Posts: 50939
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		This guy claims to have read my profile, but I seriously doubt it. He may have had me confused with someone else.

I came across your profile and I was interested. You look fucking amazing.Tell me exactly what you want and like and I will tell you more about me. I'm primarily dominant, but I have been having thoughts about being dominated myself recently. I'm not from Texas. I'm going to be here for a couple weeks. I would like to meet freaks around the area like myself.

How can I look "fucking amazing"? The only photo I have posted is of a gemstone, so how would he know, LOL?

Tell him exactly what I want and like? I have a pretty long profile that goes into a lot of detail and don't have time for a rehash.

If he had read my profile, he'd know that I'm not interested in anyone his age, I'm not interested in dominant males, and I'm definitely not interested in out of towners here in DFW for a few weeks!

< Message edited by MysticFireTopaz -- 7/11/2013 10:19:35 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/11/2013 11:02:01 PM   
MasterCaneman


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Joined: 3/21/2013
Status: offline 		Just once I'd like to hear about someone taking them up on it, and sending them on a wild-goose chase, preferably covertly videotaped, of them showing up somewhere looking for their 'rendezvous'. Extra points if they had to take a flight and rent a car in order to do so. Now there's an "assignment" for you...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/12/2013 12:35:20 AM   
WinsomeDefiance


Posts: 6719
Joined: 8/7/2007
Status: offline 		<~~boy bows to the aura and power of the Dominant Goddess......(smile) head lowered legs spread on hands and knees totally open/vulnerable/naked....

I had an AoL - Special Interests rp flashback. The whole mental image is probably lost on me, not being a Dominant Goddess and all.

Then there was the guy who contacted me and in his first message invited me to move in with him. Told him I was on my way with my 4 kids and dog, and how do I get in contact with him. Still waiting on a reply.

Oh, and the guy who had this thing for marble eggs and wanted to put it in delicate places. (from my journal) Not sure I'm quite interested in sitting on marble eggs. Last thing I need to do is hatch any more offspring. Besides, after reading the offer, I had this horrible mental image of having to go to the ER and explain why I was using my feminine parts as an incubator for a marble egg.

My response to him? I have a better idea. Bend over. Let's see how well it works as a butt plug. That way YOU have to do the explaining of things to the ER team of physicians. Assuming they don't asphyxiate themselves laughing too hard.


Let's not neglect the prolific requests of whether or not I like Black cocks. Serioiusly? My answer to them, I don't care what color it is. Unless the package comes with a little more depth and class than that, all it is good for is stock and gumbo.

Bon Apetite!

Oh yeah, there is the guy who claims his 'friend' is in a fraternity and to pledge he has to spend the weekend as a slave to a woman. yeah right. Completely fell for that one, ummm nope. At this point, i'm just deleting and not replying.

Then there is this gem:
I'm (name removed) a hypnotherapist. I've been trancing my good friends husband for over a year now. I've recently learned that he's been cheating on her with our other friend. I confronted him and told him that if he don't agree to slavery to the person I pick for him then I'm telling his wife everything..I'm asking if your interested in taking him as your slave where you can make him work for you Forced bisexuality, domestic etc. He's actuall a nice looking guy 39 years 5 ft9 about 165 pounds. He knows if he don't agree and obey the person I pick for him then Im just letting everything out....Let me know if your interested

oh yeah, and the guy who starts the email, "hey there! haven't seen you in a long time, how have you been? I miss you. Call me." And gives me his number...No clue who the guy is. He was friendly and upbeat though, i almost called him for kicks.

Lots of fun email, just can't remember them all

< Message edited by WinsomeDefiance -- 7/12/2013 12:52:22 AM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/12/2013 4:50:41 AM   
Duskypearls


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Status: offline 		Stock and Gumbo? YIKES!!

OMG, that's too funny.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 7/12/2013 1:23:37 PM   
LadyPact


Posts: 32566
Status: offline 		Sent from sub male:

"nice pics Mistress, does Lady Pact, train online with Skype and webcam"

(Yes, that was the actual punctuation.)

Reply from Me:

"If you'd graduate to reading the words, rather than just look at the pictures, you'd already know the answer to that question."


< Message edited by LadyPact -- 7/12/2013 1:24:10 PM >

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Happily dating a new submissive. It's official. I've named him engie.

Please do not send me email here. Unless I know you, I will delete the email unread

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