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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/2/2013 3:13:48 AM

Lucylastic

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kk just got a nice one here,

"hey how would you like to make 800 bucks i want to be tied up in the wood and have you put nasty thing on me and leave me there for a few hrs"

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/2/2013 3:20:49 AM

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Here's a good one:

How's the cunt scam business going? Then proceeds to use my name. (Which lets me know this person knows me)

Idiot

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/2/2013 3:24:59 AM

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I dont get many messages, Im not complaining:)
Butt-hurt twat waffles ARE amusing tho

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/2/2013 9:09:22 AM

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Well Lucy, I am complaining dammit! I

I don't want a full mailbox, but I do miss playing with the idjits every once in awhile.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/2/2013 3:21:17 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

Here's a good one:

How's the cunt scam business going? Then proceeds to use my name. (Which lets me know this person knows me)

Idiot

Cunt scam? What kinda racket are you running? And how is it going? Inquiring minds want to know!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/2/2013 3:56:16 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

kk just got a nice one here,

"hey how would you like to make 800 bucks i want to be tied up in the wood and have you put nasty thing on me and leave me there for a few hrs"

I got that one too!

I told him to c'mon out to Santee and to never mind the coyotes and rattlesnakes because they really only kill if they're in a group.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/2/2013 4:06:08 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

kk just got a nice one here,

"hey how would you like to make 800 bucks i want to be tied up in the wood and have you put nasty thing on me and leave me there for a few hrs"

Yeah, I got that one sometime back. Nice to see I'm in good company!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/2/2013 5:34:58 PM

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We've got lots of poison ivy around here. Somehow I doubt that's what he means. Probably wants to be smeared with honey.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/2/2013 6:40:53 PM

Lucylastic

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Poison Ivy nettles fire ants, mud, compost, smearing him in squirrel and raccon mush.... we dont have rattle snakes or coyotes....sighs.
If I was interested I would do it for free.:)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/3/2013 12:54:49 PM

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Here's my latest exchange.

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Her:
well am seeking for a real love that will own me as a property till end of my life terms , and i will be with 24/7 and make him enjoy me and help him, take good care of him till end of my life ... add me on yahoo [email protected] or text me on 3205001067

Me:
First, I do not txt anyone I do not know.

Second I do not give out my email address to anyone I dont know.

Third, I am suspicious of people that contact me with a hidden profile.

Last, I have a problem with people who do not have at least some inkling of proper use of the English language.

Her:
okgood sir you are right .. how old are you now , age, location

Now her profile is still hidden, she evidently could not understand my response, which of course is seen in her last message.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/4/2013 2:14:06 AM

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I just got one that said

leah

That was all nothing more, not even a question mark.

Ailey the confused.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/4/2013 4:52:18 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

kk just got a nice one here,

"hey how would you like to make 800 bucks i want to be tied up in the wood and have you put nasty thing on me and leave me there for a few hrs"

I got it too. Nice to know I am in such good company. I wrote him back and told him to go ahead and send the money. That I wouldn't do any of that, but that then he could consider himself screwed. For some reason he seemed to think that made me a cunt. Hmmm....

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/4/2013 5:14:39 AM

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A Bisexual 52 yo Female Submissive from the UK, who is a total stranger writes:

"vacation after xmas use wife extreme,not roleplay"

Is that a statement about what they will be doing? A question about what I will be doing? Most likely an offer for me to do her? I felt like sending her my fee schedule and mention that "not roleplay" costs extra.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/4/2013 5:14:53 AM

Lucylastic

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He got around , lol "bless his heart", what an idiot. I didnt bother to respond to him I had a feeling that would be the response, some are very predictable

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/4/2013 10:56:18 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Delilya

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

kk just got a nice one here,

"hey how would you like to make 800 bucks i want to be tied up in the wood and have you put nasty thing on me and leave me there for a few hrs"

I got it too. Nice to know I am in such good company. I wrote him back and told him to go ahead and send the money. That I wouldn't do any of that, but that then he could consider himself screwed. For some reason he seemed to think that made me a cunt. Hmmm....

Aaand. He got me too.
Except I get the joy of spreading him with G*d knows what. Lucky me.

ill pay you 800 buck to tie me up out side and put stuff on me that will attract mosquitoes and flies and leave me for a few hrs

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/4/2013 1:54:33 PM

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He can send me one. No bugs at the moment but I can wet him down at sunset. Since the temps are now below zero at night he'll fer sure freeze bits n pieces. I 'll retrieve him in the morning, but not before I wake up. And that ain't early.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/4/2013 2:07:37 PM

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I bet hes the kind that moans about fon dommes or pro dommes too

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/4/2013 2:23:40 PM

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I believe he is the same dude that made the rounds last year. Only then he was from Florida. If not, they should meet.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/4/2013 2:32:37 PM

Lucylastic

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You could very well be right, lol

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/4/2013 5:20:07 PM

tiggerspoohbear

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

I bet hes the kind that moans about fon dommes or pro dommes too

see, that's the brilliance of my plan. I'm still and always be a subbie.

Can't catch me!!

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