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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/7/2013 8:01:59 PM   
Blonderfluff


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New one for me. Being a femsub, this made me laugh.



if you where driving your car and a guy pulled up beside you while you where smoking and said hey baby i have a place you can put that out would you

You CANT make this stuff up.....

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/7/2013 8:18:29 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/12/2013 1:15:52 PM   
SinFix


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What  a lame ass way to try and get me to respond...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/13/2013 12:52:24 AM   
MysticFireTopaz


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From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/13/2013 10:30:47 AM   
MasterCaneman


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.



You could always Google the Plano PD or Sheriff's department non-emergency number and give him that.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/13/2013 10:39:58 AM   
DaddySatyr


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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

You could always Google the Plano PD or Sheriff's department non-emergency number and give him that.



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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/13/2013 10:44:50 AM   
MasterCaneman


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/13/2013 11:14:38 AM   
MistressDarkArt


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman


quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.



You could always Google the Plano PD or Sheriff's department non-emergency number and give him that.




And of course, the ubiquitous 'p r o s t r a t e'. Nothin' like takin' it lying down!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/13/2013 11:19:49 AM   
MistressDarkArt


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.



I'd write him back and say 'do you know any subs in the <your town> area that would like to pay for a fabulous dinner (restaurant and menu items of my choosing), rub my feet for 2 hours, fix the broken handle on the kitchen cabinet, clean out the rain gutters, then get the hell out? I hear that produces extreme pleasure for the Domme and I'd like to experience that.'

You know, I like what I just wrote so much I'm going to keep it as a copypasta for auto-responses to ridiculous crap like what you received.

< Message edited by MistressDarkArt -- 11/13/2013 11:20:31 AM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/13/2013 11:28:00 AM   
SlipSlidingAway


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Status: offline 		How about giving him the number of a proctologist in the Plano area? I'm sure he could get some prostrate stimulation there...lol...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/13/2013 12:14:20 PM   
MasterCaneman


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/13/2013 12:28:07 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.



I'd write him back and say 'do you know any subs in the <your town> area that would like to pay for a fabulous dinner (restaurant and menu items of my choosing), rub my feet for 2 hours, fix the broken handle on the kitchen cabinet, clean out the rain gutters, then get the hell out? I hear that produces extreme pleasure for the Domme and I'd like to experience that.'



One could also add "feel free to shove a butt plug up your ass before coming over if you think it'll improve your service."

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/14/2013 7:27:34 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman


quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.



You could always Google the Plano PD or Sheriff's department non-emergency number and give him that.


I've actually done that to annoying people before. I have also given them the number of a pest control service, LOL.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/14/2013 7:33:58 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.



I'd write him back and say 'do you know any subs in the <your town> area that would like to pay for a fabulous dinner (restaurant and menu items of my choosing), rub my feet for 2 hours, fix the broken handle on the kitchen cabinet, clean out the rain gutters, then get the hell out? I hear that produces extreme pleasure for the Domme and I'd like to experience that.'

You know, I like what I just wrote so much I'm going to keep it as a copypasta for auto-responses to ridiculous crap like what you received.


That's a good one! What I told him is that I have a lovely Domme friend in Plano who is looking for a sub (which is true), but she deserves better than a selfish, do-me sub who is only interested in what's in it for himself, then blocked him.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/14/2013 7:35:34 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SlipSlidingAway

How about giving him the number of a proctologist in the Plano area? I'm sure he could get some prostrate stimulation there...lol...


That's a good one, too!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/14/2013 7:36:51 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest from a guy I never heard from before:

"Do you know any Dommes in the Plano area that would do me with a strapon? I hear the prostrate stimulation produces quite a powerful orgasm and I'd like to experience that."

Talk about a selfish, do-me sub. Not even a hello? All about what's in it for him. And evidently thinks I'm a Domme referral service.



I'd write him back and say 'do you know any subs in the <your town> area that would like to pay for a fabulous dinner (restaurant and menu items of my choosing), rub my feet for 2 hours, fix the broken handle on the kitchen cabinet, clean out the rain gutters, then get the hell out? I hear that produces extreme pleasure for the Domme and I'd like to experience that.'



One could also add "feel free to shove a butt plug up your ass before coming over if you think it'll improve your service."



LOL.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/15/2013 5:04:40 AM   
Delilya


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/15/2013 10:29:16 AM   
SweetAngel43211


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Status: offline 		I got one today that said : It would be funny to see you try to handle me... and then had a pick of his cock.... I wasn't all that impressed....

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/17/2013 12:30:54 AM   
MysticFireTopaz


Posts: 50939
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		The latest one-word gem in my in-box:

hey

Why would someone seriously expect a response to that?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/17/2013 2:19:02 AM   
MsLadySue


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Status: offline 		I got one the other day from a younger male ... "your face is kinda scary".

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