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ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/27/2014 7:31:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MisterP61

OMG OMG OMG... I got My first one. Word for word here it is.


hello i am 43 years old but so beginner do you do online on yahoo chat too ? if yes please read my profile i am looking for an experience , serious and rough man bcz i lose all my sexual relation with my hubby and i am shy woman that i could not find anyone trust able for real sex i am here to find a dom man for train me and help me to win to my shyness and maybe help me to find a man for real sex as my dom


Damn it MP, do you know how long I spent grooming that Ghana slave to fleece you?

Back to the drawing board.

Exiled



SorceressJ -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/27/2014 7:35:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MisterP61

OMG OMG OMG... I got My first one. Word for word here it is.


hello i am 43 years old but so beginner do you do online on yahoo chat too ? if yes please read my profile i am looking for an experience , serious and rough man bcz i lose all my sexual relation with my hubby and i am shy woman that i could not find anyone trust able for real sex i am here to find a dom man for train me and help me to win to my shyness and maybe help me to find a man for real sex as my dom


Ok, You're twuely One Of Us now.. [sm=cheerleader.gif][sm=champ.gif]
[sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=dancing.gif][sm=highfive.gif][sm=hippie.gif]



MisterP61 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/27/2014 7:37:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ


quote:

ORIGINAL: MisterP61

OMG OMG OMG... I got My first one. Word for word here it is.


hello i am 43 years old but so beginner do you do online on yahoo chat too ? if yes please read my profile i am looking for an experience , serious and rough man bcz i lose all my sexual relation with my hubby and i am shy woman that i could not find anyone trust able for real sex i am here to find a dom man for train me and help me to win to my shyness and maybe help me to find a man for real sex as my dom


Ok, You're twuely One Of Us now.. [sm=cheerleader.gif][sm=champ.gif]
[sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=dancing.gif][sm=highfive.gif][sm=hippie.gif]


WOOHOO I finally earned My "twueness". Sweet.



SweetAngel43211 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/30/2014 1:57:57 PM)

I got two messages today one stated that they had a sex/kinked based questionnaire he wanted me to answer and was I interested.. Um no not in a first contact email. The other one just said Hello Girl. That was it nothing else... I read the last one's profile and it listed every one of my hard limits on his lives for list!



SweetAngel43211 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (1/30/2014 2:14:06 PM)

Okay I guess today is they day for me lol. Right after I posted my other message I got one that said "Slave bow before me, I am a black dominant male"... I say in the second sentence of my profile that I have no desire to be a slave... When I opened the email so I could block and delete him it said that he is a submissive male... hmmmm...



searching4mysir -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/10/2014 6:28:43 AM)

FR

I got this gem this morning:

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I get it, he doesn't share...........how about selling you outright?



MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/12/2014 5:18:51 AM)

Ah, the week just isn't complete without a funny message.

GET OFF CM HELLEN

My name is not Hellen. It has never been Hellen. Or indeed, Helen.



MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/12/2014 5:24:41 AM)

I was then told to pass the message (such as it was) to Hellen. But I don't know her, Anon! Can't tell you that since you have blocked me. But thank you for the giggle.



hlen5 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/12/2014 2:49:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine

I was then told to pass the message (such as it was) to Hellen. But I don't know her, Anon! Can't tell you that since you have blocked me. But thank you for the giggle.



Thanks for taking care of my light work!![;)][;)][:)]



MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/13/2014 9:17:46 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DNAHelicase

OK, this is going to be long. Really long. I apologize for the scrollage that will ensue, but...I think some of you will enjoy this. This happened a while ago ...



That was fucking AWESOME!



sexyred1 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/13/2014 9:54:37 AM)

I got one the other day from a 48 year old Dom in Sweden. He writes that he wants me to be his maid.

I wrote back, no, I don't do housework especially online to Sweden, and that I have my own cleaning woman.

He keeps writing, no I am serious, I need you to be my maid.

I wrote, how about I switch for you and you can clean my house and blocked him.

A few minutes later I get an email from another Dom in Sweden who said, here is a message from my friend ______, you a a worthless cunt whose only good to be a Redheaded whore.




ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/13/2014 10:26:59 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Redheaded whore.




Thanx red, I've been agonizing over this for a bit now, trying to find the down side... Someway to disagree with it, struggling to defend your honor, but I go nuthin... No, wait.... I've got a penny jar that's half full and some lenders truffles, what would that buy me?

Hot for red
Exiled



Greta75 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/18/2014 5:00:54 AM)

I just want to rant about how annoying is it to have a 50 yr old self-proclaim male dom throw a hissy girly fit at you because you refuse to send him your picture. Lol, and he keeps saying his genuine, like that verifies that he is a safe person to send my pictures to.
I got a theory because I am exuding alot of alpha energy myself, I am attracting these old doms that behave like teenage girls!



smileforme50 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/19/2014 4:32:01 AM)

This morning I got a message from a 26 year-old "Dom" asking me if I've ever been bred.

I don't know if he was just doing a survey or was hoping for more..... But I really wouldn't expect someone with an interest in breeding to be contacting someone who is 48. Or is it just me?



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/19/2014 6:41:24 AM)

"You still on here? Want to do that thing we talked about?"

I'll admit I have a bad memory, but umm? Pretty sure I've never talked to the guy before.

I get quite a few of those, emails pretending to already know me and wanting to hook up.

Either that or I have a VERY promiscuous alternate personality who is having WAY more fun that she should.



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/19/2014 6:54:04 AM)


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ORIGINAL: smileforme50

This morning I got a message from a 26 year-old "Dom" asking me if I've ever been bred.

I don't know if he was just doing a survey or was hoping for more..... But I really wouldn't expect someone with an interest in breeding to be contacting someone who is 48. Or is it just me?

Smile, you could have told him you were "bred" by your parents. But then that's just the silly in me, leave them scratching their heads. [:D]



Lynnxz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/19/2014 6:58:19 AM)

I keep getting this guy that wants me to dress up in "a cowl-necked sweater dress".

That's it, that's all he wants.



MasterCaneman -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/19/2014 10:09:33 AM)

That's pretty tame. And judging by your avatar, you'd look pretty good in one, in my humble opinion. (and no, I'm not the guy)



SweetAngel43211 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/22/2014 6:52:21 PM)

I just got an email from an 18 year old male submissive who wants to know if I want to play with him and if I would be willing service top him!

I don't date or play with younger men, especially ones that are 14 years younger than me, and I have no desire to service top anyone...



ShaharThorne -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (2/22/2014 7:07:54 PM)

A sub wanting me to give him a chance...

his pic had his privates tucked in like the serial killer on "Silence of the Lambs"...creepy...



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