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FeralFoxy -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/12/2014 9:16:56 PM)

Sorry, that be read in a joking tone. But last time I was here I had a different gender listed, and I still didn't bring out the entertaining crazy. I'll just have to live vicariously through y'all.



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/12/2014 9:57:21 PM)

We'll keep you supplied.

I just got a message on the other side from the OP who's looking for breeding and lactating women. I am sensing part of the reason for his lack of success, since I'm 55 years old [:D]



MasterCaneman -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/13/2014 8:29:13 AM)

And you're not even the pregmants!



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/13/2014 9:42:07 AM)

Not till a later lifetime [:D]



MercTech -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/13/2014 7:04:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

And you're not even the pregmants!



Thanks for the business idea... Pregmints anti nausea mints shaped like bulging bellys.

<snicker>



smileforme50 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/13/2014 8:49:07 PM)

Received from a 22 year old Dom.....

"48. You're old enough to be my mom. ;) "


To which I responded...

Yes I am....which means I could put YOU over MY knee!



Bwah ha ha ha ha!



DaddySatyr -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/13/2014 11:01:52 PM)

Found in my inbox from a 31 year old female dumbinant that apparently lives in the US and only weighs 59 lbs. (No bullshit metric system excuses accepted):

quote:



You are very smug bitch. You must die. !



I don't know what elicited that but, it was funny as well as creepy (and reportable for all the good that does).






smileforme50 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/14/2014 4:17:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

Found in my inbox from a 31 year old female dumbinant that apparently lives in the US and only weighs 59 lbs. (No bullshit metric system excuses accepted):

quote:



You are very smug bitch. You must die. !



I don't know what elicited that but, it was funny as well as creepy (and reportable for all the good that does).




Well obviously she doesn't know the definition of "bitch".......we all know that bitches are female...,. (unless there's something she saw that you're not telling us?)



LadyConstanze -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/14/2014 4:26:53 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

We'll keep you supplied.

I just got a message on the other side from the OP who's looking for breeding and lactating women. I am sensing part of the reason for his lack of success, since I'm 55 years old [:D]



I'm telling you, he wants to start this ice-cream business with a special flavour... (I'm waiting for the scream from Blondie)



Blonderfluff -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/14/2014 4:41:22 AM)

Ahhhhh. I just can't escape the breast milk and Spooge this morning.

My coffee is starting to taste funny to me.



LadyConstanze -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/14/2014 4:47:08 AM)

I can tell you, I've never been as happy to be lactose intolerant as I am now ;)



Lynnxz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/14/2014 8:18:36 PM)

I keep communicating with the most patient do-me sub ever on the other side.

He keeps pleading with me to teach him about humiliation, I agree if he will first teach me different patho for this next text coming up. (And I'm procrastinating.)

So far, offers on the table have included:

Peeing in one's own mouth VS pathology of renal failure as it applies to CHF

Ballbusting VS pathology of cellulitis with secondary DVT as it applies to lupus

Self torture on cam VS Systemic HTN as it applies to everything, because wtf.

He's politely declined them all, but keeps throwing up new requests. I'm wondering how long it will take for him to get the hint.




MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/14/2014 10:14:34 PM)

^^^^[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=cute.gif]

Jeez, they'll do anything to keep the conversation rolling!



FeralFoxy -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/14/2014 10:18:51 PM)

I would be tempted to take him up on his offers. But I'm a medical junky (take that as you will) and those topics sound fascinating to me.



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/15/2014 9:31:51 AM)

Just got this from a local male dom: I like your rack :). I'd love to have a closer look :).

My reply: You must have me confused with someone else. The only pic on my profile is of a mystic fire topaz gemstone. No pics of my "rack," so I don't how you could say that you liked it.






ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/15/2014 9:49:12 AM)

I'd send him this:

[img]http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/55/c2/8f/55c28f906e4c3dd199d74b064f818f86.jpg[/img]

and tell him to Motor-Boat away!

Jus sayin
Exiled



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/15/2014 10:02:37 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

I'd send him this:

[img]http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/55/c2/8f/55c28f906e4c3dd199d74b064f818f86.jpg[/img]

and tell him to Motor-Boat away!

Jus sayin
Exiled


ROFL



ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/15/2014 11:36:14 AM)

Okay, I have an odd one here... not sure how to wrap my mind around it, so I'll give you a bit of the set up for it.

I was talking to an /s who was all bent out of shape over the strangeness that happens on the other side... with the wank-rabbits and such, and she mentioned trust issues. So we have this correspondence about trust and I tell her I'd like to help her get over the trust thing, that one of the cool things about WIITWD is the openness of it. This is her reply:

"no thank you you have a lot more money than me and people like that cant be trusted"

I'm not real sure where to go with that [sm=rofl.gif]

Should I sell the Porsche and get a Yugo, or wot?

Exiled



Lynnxz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/18/2014 8:33:37 AM)

quote:


wow i wish i could be 1 inch tall and in a bowl of salad your eatingn


Oddly specific, but ok.



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/18/2014 9:34:19 AM)

Perhaps you've been perved by a vegan Lilliputian. What a perplexing little wish [:D]



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