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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 8/20/2014 4:38:49 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		^^^ Well, now we can all see why he's still single

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 8/20/2014 6:45:54 PM   
CrazyHarleyQuinn


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Status: offline 		*nods* Exactly! I'm not saying every Dom has to like everybody out there, but being able to CONTROL your own emotions, and hold things back when they aren't needing to be said, (like, it's okay if it's negative WITH A REASON), but insulting somebody, there is never a reason.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 8/23/2014 9:44:52 AM   
MysticFireTopaz


Posts: 50939
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From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		I got one from a guy in another state requesting a picture of me "proudly wearing my strap-on." Deleted the message and sent him promptly on his way to Blocked User Land, LOL.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 8/23/2014 12:20:44 PM   
searching4mysir


Posts: 2757
Joined: 6/16/2011
Status: offline 		Got. One the other day telling me I had nice udders...lol

Blocked, marked as spam and deleted. Then sent him a message telling him that someone hacked his account and is sending stupid ass messages, then suggested he change his password.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 8/27/2014 6:01:23 AM   
SinFix


Posts: 866
Joined: 4/1/2011
Status: offline 		fake pics..... you could be banned
be careful


Seriously, that's funny..

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 8/28/2014 4:02:41 AM   
smileforme50


Posts: 1623
Joined: 1/24/2013
From: DelaWHERE(?)
Status: offline 		Ok....so....I looked at this guy's profile. Actually.....I didn't even really looked at his profile....I accidentally clicked on it on my cell phone. This is the unsolicited message I got from him....


Hello, here is a message that I hope you find helpful..
slave acknowledges that its purpose for being is to serve.

its function in life is to please, worship and obey its Owner, whose property slave is.

slave swears to always honour its�Owner through obedience and service. its mind and body are�his/hers to use in any way�he/she chooses.

slave realises that�the Owner �is under no obligation to explain�his/her orders or to justify�his/her punishments, but it is under every obligation to obey�and accept punishments.

As a slave it lives to worship, obey and please, Who gives meaning to its existence.

slave exists to serve.


A message I will find.....helpful?

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“I’m so fucking wet! Give it to me now!”

She could scream all she wanted…..I was keeping the umbrella.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 8/29/2014 8:47:20 AM   
Lucylastic


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Status: offline 		Dunno if this one has been posted before, I wont bore you with the whole thing, suffice to say, the wall o text was rife with wtf moments, until I read it with the gibberish part of my brain.
But this was how it started

SUBORDINATE MASCULINE SERVITUDE/MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL INTERDEPENDENCE Greetings to you has a Dominant Woman Madame, Welcome to my world, where your Mistress is Always right! I will push your limits and make you my pet, and you will worship Me as I see fit! I am highly intelligent and well-educated. I have been in the lifestyle for many years. I believe in ... Every Dominant Woman being different requires a variety of things from her potential male slave property.

There are fifty or 60 lines of this....nary a paragraph in sight.
I need a sleep now

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 8/30/2014 1:09:28 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


Posts: 50939
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		I had a submissive male from a distant state view my profile. Out of curiousity, I viewed his profile. I was surprised to get a message from him apologizing that his profile was so uninteresting that after viewing it, I didn't write to him. I pointed out that if he had actually READ my profile when he viewed it, he would have seen that a) I'm not looking at the moment, b) when I am looking, it is for someone not more than 100 miles away, and 3) we really have very few common interests.

I further explained that I view lots of profiles and rarely write to the person. I regard viewing profiles as a casual thing and not necessarily an indicator of wanting to get to know the person.



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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 8/30/2014 6:46:14 PM   
Spiritedsub2


Posts: 3316
Joined: 7/18/2012
Status: offline 		Heard this from a lovely gentleman tonight:

"I will just grab ur head .... push u down to your knees and skull fuck ur face ... making u grunt fuck my dick with ur mouth ..."

It made me laugh to remember what Caneman says about messages like this: "he sounds nice".


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 8/31/2014 9:58:10 AM   
smileforme50


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

Heard this from a lovely gentleman tonight:

"I will just grab ur head .... push u down to your knees and skull fuck ur face ... making u grunt fuck my dick with ur mouth ..."

It made me laugh to remember what Caneman says about messages like this: "he sounds nice".



oooooooh......I want him!! I want him!!!

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“Give it to me!” she yelled
“I’m so fucking wet! Give it to me now!”

She could scream all she wanted…..I was keeping the umbrella.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/2/2014 4:56:23 AM   
RockaRolla


Posts: 1153
Joined: 1/20/2014
From: South Florida
Status: offline 		On the subject of angry Doms who can't control themselves, I got this message: "Your fat and ugly"

I responded asking what was so wrong with my fat and ugly, and suggested he get his grammar in check.

Reply? "Now I'm going to get an English lesson from a fat cow whore?"

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/2/2014 5:21:32 AM   
Spiritedsub2


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quote:

ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

On the subject of angry Doms who can't control themselves, I got this message: "Your fat and ugly"

I responded asking what was so wrong with my fat and ugly, and suggested he get his grammar in check.

Reply? "Now I'm going to get an English lesson from a fat cow whore?"


"Doms"? Nah.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/4/2014 2:03:42 AM   
Derangedsuka


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From: Scotland
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quote:

ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

On the subject of angry Doms who can't control themselves, I got this message: "Your fat and ugly"

I responded asking what was so wrong with my fat and ugly, and suggested he get his grammar in check.

Reply? "Now I'm going to get an English lesson from a fat cow whore?"


I got the same message "Not bad for a fat cow" now I've had as much as I can take of being polite to these so called "wannabe doms" that don't know how to communicate or respect women.

So my response was far less kind though "Haha I will take that as a compliment from a small man who hides behind a computer screen. If that's how you speak to people then I'm not surprised you don't have a pic of yourself since you probably have all your teeth knocked the fuck out! Take you small cock and go fuck yourself. Enjoy your day" excuse my profanity but this was sent after I was nice to another dom who messaged me this "You could be a promising bit of property i could claim, use and train well. Come talk once you've taken a look meat. I expect your response"

I kindly said "You don't demand anything from me! I responded out of politeness just to tell you I'm owned.....If you read my profile you would know this" to which he responded "so fuck off". Tired of being polite to people who spit the dummy out and become aggressive in nature. My mum always taught me that if you can't take it then don't dish it out hence the reason the gloves are off and I ain't playing nice with these silly ignorant "doms".

Btw I'm sorry for my huge rant xxxxx

< Message edited by Derangedsuka -- 9/4/2014 2:05:24 AM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/7/2014 4:46:43 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


Posts: 50939
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		Here's the latest gem:

"i looking for mistress could you please help me i have 25 years old thank you"

My first suggestion would be to learn proper punctuation and grammar. And can we say LAZY?



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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/7/2014 5:11:50 PM   
smileforme50


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From: DelaWHERE(?)
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest gem:

"i looking for mistress could you please help me i have 25 years old thank you"

My first suggestion would be to learn proper punctuation and grammar. And can we say LAZY?




Aww.....Mystic.....you really should show him a bit more sympathy....Haven't you been reading that thread "Grammatical Pedantry"? He could just be dyslexic or have some kind of brain injury....

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“Give it to me!” she yelled
“I’m so fucking wet! Give it to me now!”

She could scream all she wanted…..I was keeping the umbrella.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/7/2014 5:19:20 PM   
Tantriqu


Posts: 2026
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Status: offline 		Message from a 'sub', indignant that I 'dismissed' him [I'd made the mistake of replying with a 'thanks but no thanks' msg: don't feed the trolls], even though he acknowledged that he hit a couple of my hard limits.

Easy to distinguish!
A good man, even if not a sub, would have accepted my decision, or even said 'I understand; thanks anyway for looking at my profile'.
A twitchy switch or do-me bottom whines, complains and argues, which just digs him even deeper into the 'No way Jose' pile.


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/7/2014 8:15:20 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
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quote:

ORIGINAL: smileforme50


quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Here's the latest gem:

"i looking for mistress could you please help me i have 25 years old thank you"

My first suggestion would be to learn proper punctuation and grammar. And can we say LAZY?




Aww.....Mystic.....you really should show him a bit more sympathy....Haven't you been reading that thread "Grammatical Pedantry"? He could just be dyslexic or have some kind of brain injury....


Actually, I did let him off pretty easily. I just ignored him. Usually I give a stern lecture to those who think I have time to be a hook up service for those too lazy to get up from behind their computers.

My suspicion is that English isn't his first language. And he did at least say "please" and "thank you," LOL.


< Message edited by MysticFireTopaz -- 9/7/2014 8:18:56 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/7/2014 9:52:48 PM   
Gauge


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Status: offline 		I just got one that said, "HI."

Nothing more.

If someone isn't creative enough to get past "HI" and give me something to work with, then I would rather grind my naughty bits into powder than reply to that.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2014 6:19:01 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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Status: offline 		Reading all of this, I'm so glad I took down my profile. Blessed silence.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/10/2014 6:42:26 PM   
ExiledTyrant


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

I just got one that said, "HI."

Nothing more.

If someone isn't creative enough to get past "HI" and give me something to work with, then I would rather grind my naughty bits into powder than reply to that.


Shit Guage, that wasn't "HI" it was the solution to the abc conjecture.

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