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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/24/2014 11:39:21 AM   
shiftyw


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

Its been a long time since I received a message from someone I didn't talk to on here, but I woke up to this in my inbox this morning...

"Hi. My name is Alan-John. Anyway, I'm a tall, masculine, faithful man who is interested in having a long term relationship with a woman who would enjoy having a faithful boyfriend and the freedom for her to have sex with hung black men for fun. I am not gay or bisexual. I just happen to get turn on by the idea of sharing my woman to hung black men. I am not submissive. I am six feet tall, and in great shape. Let me know if you're interested."

What about a profile that states I'm in a relationship and can't stand racism implies that he is the man for me?


I hate to break the news to you, babe, but if you take profile info, C/P it into an online translator, continue to C/P the results from each translation, by the time you go from A-Z and then back to English, it's pretty much exactly what you want it to say. Once I got your profile info all the way to Swahili, the things you wanted to do with gerbils just ruined it for me.


Hey now, my gerbils are clean and well cared for. Don't knock my kink!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/19/2014 7:45:24 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		Got this first message today from a stranger:

thats the truth or SOD was just planted yesterday so the yard looks fucking great but the dude never waters it and the grass eventually dies.

Must be out on a weekend pass.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/23/2014 9:50:07 AM   
smileforme50


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BEG, TO MESSAGE ME,slave-meat!!!! READ AND BELIEVE!!!! you WERE BORN AND BRED MY PROPERTY, NOTHING MORE/NOTHING LESS!!!!


....'nuff said

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“Give it to me!” she yelled
“I’m so fucking wet! Give it to me now!”

She could scream all she wanted…..I was keeping the umbrella.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/23/2014 11:05:45 AM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		^^^ Bummer you can't change your username to slave-meat

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/23/2014 11:14:38 AM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		I got a message last night from a youngster hitting me up. I replied to his question with:

"How am I today? I am 29 years older than you today, that's how I am. Give me a fucking break." And of course the child had "master" as part of his username.

That profile side of this site is really starting to make me cranky


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/23/2014 4:32:29 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		Lots of goofy shit coming my way lately. Just now:

You have all the right parts

No pictures of me on my profile. So I guess he's assuming I have those parts

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/24/2014 1:46:04 AM   
smileforme50


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

I got a message last night from a youngster hitting me up. I replied to his question with:

"How am I today? I am 29 years older than you today, that's how I am. Give me a fucking break." And of course the child had "master" as part of his username.

That profile side of this site is really starting to make me cranky



Yeah....I know it doesn't bother some people but I can't deal with the idea of being intimate with someone old enough to be my father or young enough to be my child.

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“Give it to me!” she yelled
“I’m so fucking wet! Give it to me now!”

She could scream all she wanted…..I was keeping the umbrella.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/24/2014 12:53:43 PM   
smileforme50


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Status: offline 		Today's treasure was: "do you shave or have a bush"_________________________ to which I responded with: " don't shave my legs or pits either. Hairy as a fucking gorilla"


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“Give it to me!” she yelled
“I’m so fucking wet! Give it to me now!”

She could scream all she wanted…..I was keeping the umbrella.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/24/2014 2:31:24 PM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

Lots of goofy shit coming my way lately. Just now:

You have all the right parts

No pictures of me on my profile. So I guess he's assuming I have those parts


We see a lot of submissive women around these parts lately.

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"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/24/2014 3:02:04 PM   
shiftyw


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Status: offline 		"You stupid piece of shit. You and your useless slaveholes should be controlled and managed permanently online!"

I hope my internet doesn't go out and ruin his dreams of permanency.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/24/2014 3:09:37 PM   
Moderator3


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Status: offline 		I saw that first sentence go by on the scroll and thought 'that better be in Feisty!'.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/24/2014 3:26:53 PM   
DaddySatyr


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

"You stupid piece of shit. You and your useless slaveholes should be controlled and managed permanently online!"

I hope my internet doesn't go out and ruin his dreams of permanency.

Some people insist upon reaching for the roof, instead of the stars. Why just online? Big man at the keyboard can't cut it in the bedroom?

Well, we know Michael didn't send that e-mail ...







Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/24/2014 7:13:31 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

Lots of goofy shit coming my way lately. Just now:

You have all the right parts

No pictures of me on my profile. So I guess he's assuming I have those parts


We see a lot of submissive women around these parts lately.


But do you see a lot of parts around these submissive women lately?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/24/2014 7:53:45 PM   
shiftyw


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr


quote:

ORIGINAL: shiftyw

"You stupid piece of shit. You and your useless slaveholes should be controlled and managed permanently online!"

I hope my internet doesn't go out and ruin his dreams of permanency.

Some people insist upon reaching for the roof, instead of the stars. Why just online? Big man at the keyboard can't cut it in the bedroom?

Well, we know Michael didn't send that e-mail ...







Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?


Well and beyond that, HOW would he control my slaveholes online?

ETA- That was his first and only message to me, also...I just...does this work for people?

< Message edited by shiftyw -- 10/24/2014 7:54:41 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/26/2014 8:07:16 PM   
DaddySatyr


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

ETA- That was his first and only message to me, also...I just...does this work for people?


I don't know. I'll copy and paste that message to a few dozen ladies and we'll see what happens?







Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) ]still RULE! Ya feel me?


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Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/26/2014 11:31:58 PM   
DaddySatyr


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Hey! Look at that! It's my turn:

quote:


From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx00
This user is on the site now! Invite to Chat

Dated: 10/27/14 2:23 AM

*** The sender of this message has triggered our bulk content filter and has been prevented from sending additional messages at this time. We place these limits on our messaging system to prevent abuse and maintain the quality of our online community. You should not conclude that this user is fake or illegitimate merely because they have triggered the filter. ***

Hello sir , I am interested in learning more about you ..


I thought my response was rather clever.







Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

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Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/29/2014 8:01:07 AM   
SinFix


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Status: offline 		Got this when I didn't reply to his initial mail.. Mostly looking for someone to play with once a month..

wow. no huh? Totally fine. Real shame. Oh not just for me. Id have been the best experience someone like youd have all year. Though sure youve been with...what 30 guys already? 45? Make sure they leave the money on your dresser and lock up your valuables with all the black guys. All the best

and tits way to small didnt see that. thanks. will need better



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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/29/2014 1:04:09 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		Jesus. Maybe it's time to change the "funny messages" title of this thread to "douchebag messages".

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/29/2014 1:10:27 PM   
mnottertail


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ORIGINAL: SinFix

Got this when I didn't reply to his initial mail.. Mostly looking for someone to play with once a month..

wow. no huh? Totally fine. Real shame. Oh not just for me. Id have been the best experience someone like youd have all year. Though sure youve been with...what 30 guys already? 45? Make sure they leave the money on your dresser and lock up your valuables with all the black guys. All the best

and tits way to small didnt see that. thanks. will need better





Your tits are just fine for me. Have yourself washed, and sent to my tent, pleasure me according to my every whim and fancy, leave your money on the dresser, on the way out the flap.

Abdul Abar Abar BarHar.


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/29/2014 10:10:34 PM   
RockaRolla


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Status: offline 		"omg your fat"

...Yeah, at this point it doesn't faze me.
Also, what's with all the fat shaming guys being incapable of using your/you're properly?

What gets me about this message was it was sent by someone claiming to be a 300+ lb woman who took great pride in her appearance.

< Message edited by RockaRolla -- 10/29/2014 10:11:20 PM >

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