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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/23/2014 8:45:11 AM   
sexyred1


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/23/2014 8:48:37 AM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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Status: offline 		Lol yes Merlot or maybe a nice Pinot Noir. Good to know I wasn't terribly off base.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/23/2014 11:33:39 AM   
pleasesir88


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1


quote:

ORIGINAL: pleasesir88

(I don't know why my boobs are smooshed and upside down.)

There are so many things I am NOT interested in that he's mentioned, but what really sticks with me is his lack of grammar and capitalization. Why would I trust a guy with my social security number and bank account who can't even bother to end a sentence or use the shift-key?!


That's what stuck with you?

A girl has to have her standards.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/24/2014 6:22:17 PM   
shiftyw


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"your incredibly beautiful I just thought you should be reminded that incase you forgot. not because of your great looks but mostly do to your smile that just lights up the world."

...

is my smile not a part of my looks? cause damn my parents could've saved a lot of money on dentists all these years...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/24/2014 7:02:12 PM   
littleladybug


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

This:

"your incredibly beautiful I just thought you should be reminded that incase you forgot. not because of your great looks but mostly do to your smile that just lights up the world."

...

is my smile not a part of my looks? cause damn my parents could've saved a lot of money on dentists all these years...


AWWW....

Give the guy a bit of a break....


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 11/25/2014 3:35:26 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		From a 36 year old male sub today. Who says it doesn't pay to be old?

sweet i see your over 45. If i was to pay you would you teat me like a kid, spank me abuse me put me in my place. I do not mind paying for your time

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/1/2014 9:22:30 AM   
Blonderfluff


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He was also 29. BLECH.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/1/2014 9:33:01 AM   
mnottertail


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

From a 36 year old male sub today. Who says it doesn't pay to be old?

sweet i see your over 45. If i was to pay you would you teat me like a kid, spank me abuse me put me in my place. I do not mind paying for your time



Yeah, you can 'teat' me for free, you big old tit.

As always, Your hunnybunny Ron.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/1/2014 10:29:04 AM   
Spiritedsub2


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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

From a 36 year old male sub today. Who says it doesn't pay to be old?

sweet i see your over 45. If i was to pay you would you teat me like a kid, spank me abuse me put me in my place. I do not mind paying for your time



Yeah, you can 'teat' me for free, you big old tit.

As always, Your hunnybunny Ron.

For you, the teating's on the house


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/13/2014 1:12:14 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		I got the message "hello" from a guy whose profile says only "I'm looking for a sub". Can this shit possibly work for people? I'll bet when I failed to reply he decided I was fake.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/13/2014 2:28:04 PM   
YouName


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edit: This is not a reply to Spiritedsub2.

< Message edited by YouName -- 12/13/2014 2:59:00 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/13/2014 11:59:58 PM   
hlen5


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Status: offline 		YouName, is that all the "funny" post said?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/14/2014 9:54:49 AM   
YouName


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Status: offline 		No, I deleted the content of the slightly funny post since I realised I got upset when someone presented something I said in a positive/neutral light on her journal so doing so to someone in a slightly ridiculing fashion on the forum would be a bit hypocritical :P


edit: Altho lol ^^

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/18/2014 10:56:34 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		Just got this from a guy young enough to be my son:

"Hey, how are you? Looking for a pathetic cum eating bitch slave?"

Ummmm.....no LOL


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/20/2014 1:55:57 PM   
NookieNotes


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Status: offline 		He: TAKE THE TIME TO READ MY PROFILE AND PERHAPS WE CAN PLAY TOGETHER AS I SHARE MANY OF THE SAME VISIONS

Me: Your mini profile says Ontario. That distance suggests that we will not play together.

He: ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGE YET TRANSPORTATION SEEM OUT OF YOUR LOOP......THEY INVENTED PLANES TRAIN AND AUTOMOBILES BY NOW I AM SURE, OH THAT WAS A MOVIE, DISTANCE IS BUT AN EXCUSE TO DEFLECT FOR I AM RETIRED AND TRAVEL AT WILL........MASTER [REDACTED]

Me: My point is that I am VERY clear in my profile. I don't do online and I don't do long distance. I also don't play casually

All your experience, and you couldn't read that.

The other thing that maybe you couldn't read. I'm not submissive. You telling me what to do or trying to berate me means nothing to me. You come across as a blowhard, and your approach and communication skills are not what I seek.

Best of luck to you.

He: ALL MY EXPERIENCE HAS TAUGHT ME TO SEE A PLAYER AND CALL HER ON IT YOUR CALLED

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/21/2014 3:42:16 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		Send it back to him with the spelling corrected? In all these years he's never learned the difference between your and you're?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/21/2014 5:32:36 PM   
NookieNotes


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I figured if that was his only fault, he should be so lucky...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/21/2014 7:07:54 PM   
RockaRolla


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/21/2014 7:11:35 PM   
ReinRaus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Yes, the more medieval the better!


Did someone say medieval? I once got a short message that simply asked if I'd be willing to castrate the sender with a bander. He may or may not have specified using a cattle bander. I can't recall.

But the mention of medieval reminded me of that gem.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/22/2014 12:39:39 AM   
NookieNotes


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ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

"My called what? At least finish your sentences."


Yeah, I thought that, too.

He did send that last little gem and block me. *cries*

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