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Wives - 10/17/2012 4:49:11 PM

LookieNoNookie

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring intensely at some drunk
at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes" she said….

"That’s my old boyfriend. He took to drinking right after we
split up 30 years ago. I hear he hasn't been sober a day since."

"My God!" I said, "How the FUCK could someone celebrate that long?"

That’s when she started throwing shit at me.

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RE: Wives - 10/17/2012 6:41:17 PM

DaddySatyr

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My wife told me that for our 5 year anniversary, she wanted something that would go from 0-200 in seconds sitting in the driveway when she got home.

I thought and thought ... Finally, I made a card, wishing her a happy anniversary. I put it on the bathroom scale in the driveway.

The US Marshalls say I only have ten years in WitSec before I have to re-apply.

Peace and comfort,

Michael

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A Stone in My Shoe

Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

"For that which I love, I will do horrible things"

(in reply to LookieNoNookie)

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