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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/21/2012 11:34:14 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		I got a message the other day from some guy who said "nice widows peak. is it yours?"


INo, you idiot, I knocked some old granny to take it/I borrowed it from my Dad and never returned it/I bought it from a witch so I could get rid of my husband.


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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/21/2012 11:34:52 AM   
Baroana


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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I got a message the other day from some guy who said "nice widows peak. is it yours?"


INo, you idiot, I knocked some old granny to take it/I borrowed it from my Dad and never returned it/I bought it from a witch so I could get rid of my husband.


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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/21/2012 11:02:56 PM   
littlewonder


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ORIGINAL: joybaby

I just got one that said, simply, "ever consider k9"

I suppose i should be thankful that i didn't get a picture of it


I think this guy has sent that to every female on CM.

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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/22/2012 1:07:42 AM   
metamorfosis


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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/22/2012 2:48:35 AM   
needlesandpins


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Status: offline 		yep, i've had the k9 one too.

i get the inane questions like the other day 'do you like you ass licked?' 'have you ever worn 6" heels?' all these stupid questions come to me with no introduction at all. a couple of weeks ago i got the following-

" Can i ask how about groin kicks? Can You take a kick between the legs? With regards I have a very strong balls and i d like to challenge Your pussy with my balls. a male vs female, balls vs pussy. Both naked, getting kicked between the legs untill one of us will give up."

just that, nothing else. i told him to walk up to the next random woman he saw in the street and ask her the exact same thing with even saying hi because i'm sure she'd happily kick him in the nuts.

it just goes to show that they don't read profiles as mine clearly says not to bother asking me questions about my sex life as i won't answer.

needles

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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/22/2012 3:39:58 AM   
LonDom61


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Status: offline 		I'm a straight male Dom.

A couple years ago I got one from a male sub about 500 miles away.

Some grovelling about how Male Doms were the Lords of all Creation or something. How he'd like to come over to my place, clean my house, worship me (no details on that) and then, if I wanted to, I could do some sort of surgery on his balls. Probably cut them off. I can't recall.

Wouldn''t that make a hell of a mess? I'd want him to do the housework AFter the surgery, wouldn't I?

Ppffft

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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/22/2012 4:12:27 PM   
Baroana


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LonDom61

I'm a straight male Dom.

A couple years ago I got one from a male sub about 500 miles away.

Some grovelling about how Male Doms were the Lords of all Creation or something. How he'd like to come over to my place, clean my house, worship me (no details on that) and then, if I wanted to, I could do some sort of surgery on his balls. Probably cut them off. I can't recall.

Wouldn''t that make a hell of a mess? I'd want him to do the housework AFter the surgery, wouldn't I?

Ppffft



Stands to reason.

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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/22/2012 7:58:53 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Status: offline 		I get this one frequently:

how r u

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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/22/2012 8:06:24 PM   
Toysinbabeland


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What are you looking for? (duh



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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/22/2012 8:24:12 PM   
sexyred1


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Status: offline 		Yeah, the ones that just say Hi, How are you, What's up, where in NJ, don't give you much to work with.

Even the ones who say you are so pretty, great smile, etc. only require a thank you.

There is no question in there.

And the K9 dude has written EVERYONE.

I would love if someone would send an interesting message.

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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/22/2012 9:53:43 PM   
Aylee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: joybaby

I just got one that said, simply, "ever consider k9"

I suppose i should be thankful that i didn't get a picture of it


So what is wrong with Doctor Who's robotic companion? I always liked him.

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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/23/2012 10:31:36 AM   
godmonger666


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once in awhile
i would get a message from a woman
if you want to be my slave or get to know me
add me to your yahoo messenger

red flag

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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/23/2012 10:38:20 AM   
stef


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ORIGINAL: godmonger666

once in awhile
i would get a message from a woman
if you want to be my slave or get to know me
add me to your yahoo messenger

red flag

You're looking for someone who will shit into your mouth but adding them to Yahoo messenger is a red flag? Okie dokie.

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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/23/2012 10:45:27 AM   
godmonger666


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ever heard of scammers here on collarme?

those who say add me to yahoo
are just full of it; they are scammers
either want me to watch their cam
want me to send them money
since they are not supposed to ask for money
in the messages here on collarme

you know the drill

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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/23/2012 10:45:38 AM   
autumnember


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Status: offline 		It irritates me when i get a message that is "where in alberta" I think "Dude if you can't even be bothered to write a complete sentence, fuck ya" another if my ever so favourites is "Be careful on here little one, there are many men who claim to be dominant but are really predators. If you want to talk, get back to me". I generally suspect these fellas of being the predators that they are warning me against lol

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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/23/2012 10:54:41 AM   
stef


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quote:

ORIGINAL: godmonger666

ever heard of scammers here on collarme?

those who say add me to yahoo
are just full of it; they are scammers
either want me to watch their cam
want me to send them money
since they are not supposed to ask for money
in the messages here on collarme

you know the drill

The "drill" is to exercise some common sense. The medium isn't the issue, the person is.

I use yahoo messenger to chat with friends and have for years. I sure hope it doesn't magically turn me into a scammer.

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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/23/2012 11:04:58 AM   
godmonger666


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Status: offline 		to elaborate further
when i get the request to do the yahoo thing
one the person in question did not even look at my profile
like that person has a batch messenging service
looking for men to dupe
the messages were generic
nothing specific
if it was more specific
read my profile
for i would know that i was not being on a batch email list
kinda like men
who send out lots of messages to women
in that case, some call it trolling

i hope that made some sense.

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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/23/2012 11:26:40 AM   
OsideGirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: godmonger666

to elaborate further
when i get the request to do the yahoo thing
one the person in question did not even look at my profile
like that person has a batch messenging service
looking for men to dupe
the messages were generic
nothing specific
if it was more specific
read my profile
for i would know that i was not being on a batch email list
kinda like men
who send out lots of messages to women
in that case, some call it trolling

i hope that made some sense.


I think you missed the point of this thread.


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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/23/2012 11:29:36 AM   
stef


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ORIGINAL: godmonger666

to elaborate further
when i get the request to do the yahoo thing
one the person in question did not even look at my profile

Yes, when contacted out of the blue like that, It's almost certainly fishy. That doesn't mean that anyone who uses Yahoo IM is a scammer. That's where that whole 'common sense' thing comes into play.



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RE: Just plain LAME messages from the other side - 10/23/2012 2:00:01 PM   
obedientangel


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quote:

From:
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Dated:
10/23/12 12:10 PM
wats rong wshit you,you complili fullish?????



tell my you fetish and off you



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doit your porc............


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