myotherself
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Joined: 3/9/2006 From: The cold bit of the UK Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: absolutchocolat i'm not sure if the UK has a service like this, but you can add yourself to the Do Not Call Registry if you live in the US. i added my home number, and i rarely get those kinds of calls now. The UK has a service called The Telephone Preference Service. It's pretty good, but every now and then some unscrupulous shitbag of a company ignores it and calls me. Depending on my mood I will either: (a) read out loud to them, from whichever book I have to hand, until they hang up. (b) tell them I'm going to practice all my swear words right now, and if they don't want to be offended then they'd better hang up. (c) put the phone in a drawer and forget about it. This usually ties the line up for several minutes so they can't call some other poor schmuck. (d) sing to them. It has been said that I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, but what I lack in talent I make up for in exuberance and volume. (e) try to sell them something. It really confuses them, although once I'm pretty sure I sold one cold caller a ride-on lawnmower. (f) repeat back to them everything they say to me, including accent and intonation. Well, why not have a little bit of fun with the few who refuse to follow the rules?
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