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kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:12:38 PM)
I cannot say: modesty forbids me from answering your question. Terribly sorry I made you blush though: I spontaneously went to the naughty chair and am now leaning over the back of it, hair over my eyes blinding me, tttttt... chest pressed against the hard wood and NO idea what's coming behind me. Oh! Do I hear the familiar 'click click' of metal? MY handcuffs! Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrreccciouuuuuuusssssssss!!! MINE!

crouchingtigress -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:20:04 PM)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh but I have lightening quick reflexes when it comes to cuffing kittys.....as you will now see .... slinks up behind the hapless kittin and in a blur of steel and speed secures her to the chair .....

jezzabelle -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:23:54 PM)
Can I have some handcuffs too? I only have three of the bdsm symbols.

mnottertail -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:24:16 PM)
Once I had to go to New York from Minnesota, I used to travel alot........I had to bring 2 pair of S&W handcuffs for some disciplinary action that needed to take place there. No problem out, but back in at LaGuardia, the crack perimeter troops of the homeland security (this was before 911) screeners that were from Jamaica were rather confused for several hours....... handcuffs? not officer? thumbing indexes ---- handcuffs? not officer?

jezzabelle -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:25:06 PM)
Oooo, yay!!! I just looked!! I have a handcuff!!! Woohoo (Does the happy dance [sm=mrpuffy.gif])

kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:29:38 PM)
Oh. Oh? OH!!! Tigress! I am but a decorative little housecat, who occasionally chases (and kills!) rodent. Prrrrrrrrrecioussssssssss... I want to see the cuffs, not just feel them: will you kindly post two mirrors on either sides of my prone bended body so I can see them drools? Mille merci. And no mercy. (I had no idea the outcome would be so original, by the way.)

kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:35:14 PM)
And look, jez, I have earned a fourth bloody yin/yang symbol!!!!!!!!! My four hours boarding efforts have not gone unrewarded! Now to deal with real life: I have to go and beautify lol! Fuck, huh, Tigress? Please uncuff me? Otherwise it means I'll have to live with a chair on my back and the turtle look doesn't suit me :-) Many thanks :-) Just another four hours on and I might win ONE pair of cyber cuffs. Thank you all of you lovely people for having given me the inspiration to write absolute rubbish for so long rofl (joking! You truly were visionary). Now, can I count on you (Tigress, you have no option here, by the way) to help me out with winning those splendid metallic objects of kink? MOUAH!

mnottertail -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:36:37 PM)
check out complaints thread and be sure to welcome people......... And you can come to my 97 acres, anytime? Who the fuck is gonna hear you meow? LOL

Rumtiger -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:38:52 PM)
what? leaving me outta this? okay, your on your own, Tigress, I suggest we leave her with the chair as company, that jacuzzi looks good for us striped ones.

kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:40:11 PM)
OI! I will follow your advice. But OI nonetheless. When I am able to I shall kiss your nose.

crouchingtigress -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:40:36 PM)
uncuffs ya! soory kittin i was eating my brekkie...very bad Tigress!

crouchingtigress -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:41:38 PM)
yeah ya know we are the only kittys that like water....wonder why that is....

kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:43:21 PM)
Rummy, I never meant to exclude you at all! I simply wished to thank Tigress for taking the time and effort to reply to my silly thread starter. And as a fellow feline you can tell what a fantastic cat she makes. As do you. Even mothertail (?) is rather cute with his 97 acres (how much is that in square metres? opens her online converter tool). You were all mucho fantastico. And when I'm free I will make you all 'Coq au Vin'. With a dozen bottle of Bugundy, I reckon we ought to have a great party :-)

ModeratorEleven -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:43:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol And look, jez, I have earned a fourth bloody yin/yang symbol!!!!!!!!! My four hours boarding efforts have not gone unrewarded! You may get more of a reward than you think. Posting solely to increase your post count is referred to as "post whoring" around these parts and is frowned upon by our benevolent overlords. People who have followed your current course of action in the past have found themselves with a "perma-cone" and stuck at "vanilla" for an extended period of time regardless of their post total. XI

crouchingtigress -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:47:16 PM)
I really and truly dont think she was doing that....we were all having fun...honestly....but if any one is to take disipline for her actions let it be me, I encouraged her she was just being her silly, enedearing, playful self... quote: ORIGINAL: ModeratorEleven quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol And look, jez, I have earned a fourth bloody yin/yang symbol!!!!!!!!! My four hours boarding efforts have not gone unrewarded! You may get more of a reward than you think. Posting solely to increase your post count is referred to as "post whoring" around these parts and is frowned upon by our benevolent overlords. People who have followed your current course of action in the past have found themselves with a "perma-cone" and stuck at "vanilla" for an extended period of time regardless of their post total. XI

Daddysredhead -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:48:19 PM)
LOL....

crouchingtigress -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:51:14 PM)
well well well, a little late to this almost dead thread I am afraid, gorgeous...but it is good that you finally arrived!!!! we missed ya... quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead LOL....

kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 12:52:51 PM)
Damnation, I was only having fun... wooo hoo. I am no longer blushing with pleasure, but the crimson shade of shame has been painted over my painfully embarrassed visage. Far from me the want to circumvent the rules of the board, Eleven. I am speechless. A rarity. runs to clean up

mnottertail -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 1:04:42 PM)
Don't run.......that is how I want you when I take you.

crouchingtigress -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 1:07:23 PM)
[:)] hot! quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Don't run.......that is how I want you when I take you.

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