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MasterRenegade77 -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 1:09:28 PM)

A woman Speechless, Yeah Right!!!



kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 1:13:54 PM)

It happens to the best of us, Ren. Even women.

:-)



crouchingtigress -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 1:21:01 PM)

Kittin you have been bad it seems....
 
Raise your hand and repeat after me...
 
I kittin
do solemnly swear
that i will always
in all earnestness and with great honor
only ever post
what is deemed as
Casual Banter
and
Random Stupidity
this oath I take
on pain of death.



kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 1:50:52 PM)

I kittin
do solemnly swear
that i will always
in all earnestness and with great honor
only ever post
what is deemed as
Casual Banter
and
Random Stupidity
this oath I take
on pain of cake.



mnottertail -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 1:51:47 PM)

almost there, try again



kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 2:03:38 PM)

It was artistic improvement: I ended the oath with a rich rhyme :-) 

Thing is, I really don't like cake that much... unless it comes from a Parisian patisserie.

Or wild berry crumble with English double cream straight from the oven is pretty good...

Hang on I actually do like cake. Let's try again. I was shivering with fear, that's why I fucked up (excuses, excuses).

I, kittin...
blahblahblah
on pain of bake



crouchingtigress -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 2:21:24 PM)

[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m24.gif[/image] I am simply shocked at a person that does not like cake....to me that would be like not liking the sky, a sunshiny day, a cow....(ok some folks dont like cows so that i understand because they sort of do smell when you get up close, not all, but a fair number of them)
 
however fact remains i love cake.

in fact to celibrate it i have written a short ode to cake for all of you: *clears throat*....Ahem
 
I love cake
yes i do
and i think
it loves me too
 
*takes a bow*....thank you for the kind applause you can see me live on my couch most days and I will be touring a couch near you soon



MasterRenegade77 -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 2:35:02 PM)

I Like Moist chocolate cake!!!



MasterRenegade77 -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 2:37:42 PM)

BTW Where the flock is Seychelles???



kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 3:10:02 PM)

Haaaaaaaa I see that ProfessorReprobate86 has checked out my profile! Haaaaaaaaa! The Seychelles are in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Check it out, man! You can Google, surely rofl :)




mnottertail -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 4:07:36 PM)

Let them eat cake.   Marie Antionette

Let them eat cock.  errrr.......me.

that is an example of how things might be improved.

edited because weird stuff is going on on this server.



MasterRenegade77 -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 6:31:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Haaaaaaaa I see that ProfessorReprobate86 has checked out my profile! Haaaaaaaaa! The Seychelles are in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Check it out, man! You can Google, surely rofl :)




Hmmm Thinks My Reprobated Mind would get bored there!!!



kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 8:05:42 PM)

Well I am not letting you have the last word. The Seychelles are breathtakingly beautiful, apparently. I've been too busy writing random stupidity to enjoy them lol.



bancheeEB -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 8:13:46 PM)

Woohooo! I jsut got my first set of cuffs!  You can do it kittinsol!! 



LaTigresse -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 8:24:29 PM)

hmmmmmmmm, I think I had cuffs once but due to too much time spent doing far too much typing I don't remember them...

Adding, why do french women have a way with words that just drives me CRAZY



gooddogbenji -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 8:26:09 PM)

Believe me, you get cuffs, use them a while, get bored, and before you know it, you're eagerly waiting for a third paddle to come in the mail.

Yours,


benji

Edited to add:  HI LaTIGRESSE!!!!!



DesertRat -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 8:32:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
Believe me, you get cuffs, use them a while, get bored, and before you know it, you're eagerly waiting for a third paddle to come in the mail.


Actually, I don't care much for the paddles. Maybe I just have too many of the damn things. I wish they'd come up with something else. Something bondagey. I dig the cuffs!

Bob



gooddogbenji -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 8:34:49 PM)

How about spreader bars?  Won't cost much to get a design done - a line.

Or rope?  Or a giant 12 inch, detachable cock?  hmmmmmmmmmmm

Yours,


benji



DesertRat -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/15/2006 8:53:56 PM)

Rope would be cool. No comment on the cock. A spreader bar w/a cuff at each end would be pretty nice, I think. How about a whip?

Bob



kittinSol -> RE: I want the handcuffs! (6/16/2006 6:50:09 AM)

banchee I am in awe with admiration (and a little bit of envy).

:-)



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