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mnottertail -> RE: fakes (11/5/2012 7:22:16 AM)

But you are British, and Cardiffian to boot.



mrbadexample357 -> RE: fakes (11/5/2012 7:24:59 AM)

I aint Welsh Ronnie boy! That's fightin talk round these here parts.

Hows you anyway man?



Moonhead -> RE: fakes (11/5/2012 7:26:43 AM)

Maybe "Cardiffian" is a yank term for preferring Doctor Who before Moffat took over as producer?



mnottertail -> RE: fakes (11/5/2012 7:27:07 AM)

Meh. It hangs and it swings.



mrbadexample357 -> RE: fakes (11/5/2012 7:31:00 AM)

In that case My Moonhead I'm deffo a Cardiffian!

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ORIGINAL: Moonhead

Maybe "Cardiffian" is a yank term for preferring Doctor Who before Moffat took over as producer?



theRose4U -> RE: fakes (11/5/2012 7:38:09 AM)

ROFLMAO umm you're in washington dc for gods sake!!! Assume any & everyone is fake until they become term limited!!!! A penis under a dress in that town is the least of your problems.
Black rose society is your best bet for meeting local kinksters with the same "issues", catch is membership is member referral...good luck!



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: fakes (11/5/2012 7:41:37 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Simple. Talk with her. Get to know her. What are her interests outside the bedroom? Where did she grow up? Was she happy as a child?

Any woman will love having a man get to know her as a person, and will love conversation in general. Any man will get impatient and quit.

Even if the conversation is about him?!



stef -> RE: fakes (11/5/2012 9:22:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WantingherinDC

is there a chatroom/message board where i can find out who is fake or not

There's a really good one at www.usethebighead.com

If you have trouble getting to the site, it means they have already checked you out and have determined you are a fake. Sorry.



Rochsub2009 -> RE: fakes (11/5/2012 9:31:12 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mrbadexample357

I fell for Arpigs,



I think I missed something. Why is everyone discussing Arpig? Was he a fake account?



Hillwilliam -> RE: fakes (11/5/2012 9:32:18 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009


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ORIGINAL: mrbadexample357

I fell for Arpigs,



I think I missed something. Why is everyone discussing Arpig? Was he a fake account?

A whole damn drawer full of socks.

More socks than my dryer ate last year.



Ninebelowzero -> RE: fakes (11/5/2012 9:32:57 AM)

 

No idea rochsub but mrbadexample is my sock to get me back in when Niney goes to hell in a handcart.

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ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009


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ORIGINAL: mrbadexample357

I fell for Arpigs,



I think I missed something. Why is everyone discussing Arpig? Was he a fake account?



Rochsub2009 -> RE: fakes (11/5/2012 9:39:03 AM)


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ORIGINAL: WantingherinDC

is there a chatroom/message board where i can find out who is fake or not


OP,
Based on what you just posted, it is clear to me that you are a fake. In fact, I just posted that on the chatroom/message board that you're looking for.

Because I posted that you are a fake, nobody is going to take you seriously. None of us will tell you where to find the chatroom that you're looking for. In fact, I doubt that you'll be getting any more responses to this thread. Everyone now knows just how fake you are.

You've officially been BLACKLISTED! You'll never find a sub/slave here on CollarMe. Everyone knows that you should be avoided because you're so fake.

See how unfair that was? THAT'S why we don't have a chatroom like what you're looking for. Any random person could slander your name for no apparent reason.

Now why not do what grown-ups do and simply communicate with people and determine for yourself whether they're real. Or better yet, go to a munch and meet people in real life. I seldom meet "fakes" in real life. They seem to only exist on the internet.



Kana -> RE: fakes (11/5/2012 2:08:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Two holes equals fake, three holes and you have a winner.

Not if they're gaaaaaaay (Or, in light of recent threads, heteroflexible)
[8D]



theRose4U -> RE: fakes (11/5/2012 2:14:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Kana


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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Two holes equals fake, three holes and you have a winner.

Not if they're gaaaaaaay (Or, in light of recent threads, heteroflexible)
[8D]

He's in washington, even if he's heteroflexible they have people to fix that in the media spin cycle. Wait a second...bill was that you??? Take hillary & for the love of god & country MOVE anywhere else!!!!



LookieNoNookie -> RE: fakes (11/5/2012 5:24:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WantingherinDC

is there a chatroom/message board where i can find out who is fake or not



Yes....www.cmfakeswhoareheretochat.com



JanahX -> RE: fakes (11/6/2012 12:40:53 AM)

WRONG - I AM BORG. YOU WILL COMPLY.

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

She is Argylian.




FrostedFlake -> RE: fakes (11/6/2012 1:30:55 AM)

Arpig was an artist.

Fake lesbians dancing on a Yacht? That's pretty good.

I just hope he's not as sick as he must be.



LonDom61 -> RE: fakes (11/6/2012 2:14:31 AM)

RocheSub: another excellent post. The ReportAFake chatroom one.

JanahX: noticed your Borg reference in the crawl OTOS. This occurred to me: -Hey, I wonder if that would work as an intro email to a sub. I am SirBorg17. Resistance is futile. You will now remove your panties...-


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ORIGINAL: theRose4U

ROFLMAO umm you're in washington dc for gods sake!!! Assume any & everyone is fake until they become term limited!!!! A penis under a dress in that town is the least of your problems.
Black rose society is your best bet for meeting local kinksters with the same "issues", catch is membership is member referral...good luck!


Am I the only fylthimynd who caught that?

* sound effects: crickets and tumbleweeds.
Yes, tumbleweeds make a sound. It's just very very subtle.*

Really?

Really?

= = =
stellauk and others who comment on the 18...or 21?...year old kid who's as bitter as a 50 year old:

1. Hey! I'm 51. And I aint bitter. (I'm also, uh, single & gettin a lot more responses than the OP. Some, no doubt, from MUCH higher quality socks.)

2. I blame the school system.

The whole “don't bruise their nascent self-esteem” coddling program.

Don't use red pen to mark tests & essays. It's too negative or scary or something.

The poor darlin didn't quite rate a D? Don't give him an F. Give him an E...for Effort.

Can't read? Don't hold him back. Pass him on to the next grade. Maybe the next teacher won't be a waste of space in front of a blackboard will have a different teaching style that will inspire the precious flower.

But when they grajuate (that might be how they spell it) and go out into the real world, business doesn't work that way. Can't pull your weight? (or spell “weight”?) Out you go.

And when they log onto a free & easy sex without effort site BDSM online community, they no longer get an easy grade of (T&)A. Not even an E for effort...if they don't make one. An effort that is. Nope. The subs they contact give them a P. For Purile? (Nope. See below.)
And yup, to the hole ejaculation entire educational system, I also give an F a P...for Popintless*


The green text shoulda been strikethrough font. Yup, that would have made it LOTS funnier.

*Okay, I got my threads twisted. This word & some of 1 & 2 refer to a baked goods thread near here. But most folks here are on that one too.





Silentrunner26 -> RE: fakes (11/6/2012 1:12:59 PM)

I wonder if any of us are as sick as we want to be ? Dare we go that far into the dark ?
As for the schools ! My sister finished and has her diploma but can't read the face of a clock .
She has to have a digital clock to tell time .



Moonhead -> RE: fakes (11/6/2012 1:22:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LonDom61
JanahX: noticed your Borg reference in the crawl OTOS. This occurred to me: -Hey, I wonder if that would work as an intro email to a sub. I am SirBorg17. Resistance is futile. You will now remove your panties...

The terrible thing is that I'm sure that one's been tried in here at some point.
Probably by some top using the male alien with a huge green strap on out of space girls (or whatever it's called)...



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