RE: Eye Candy (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity



Message


Lynnxz -> RE: Eye Candy (3/10/2013 3:36:14 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: breagha

i would so kill myself in those shoes. not because of height though... all those little spikes would probably tear my ankles up. yeah... i'm THAT clumsy.



I have sacrificed many, many pairs of stockings because I manage to get stiletto heels caught in them EVERY TIME. *sigh*




breagha -> RE: Eye Candy (3/10/2013 3:38:06 PM)

i hear you there... gave up on heels when my daughter was born ( well really when i was pregnant for her ) and haven't looked back since. well maybe i've looked back... i do love my shoes!... but i haven't given in to the urge to wear them again




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Eye Candy (3/10/2013 4:18:55 PM)

,

[image]local://upfiles/1028154/CF1144CF1AE94B2CBEAF5F2B078895CC.jpg[/image]




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Eye Candy (3/10/2013 4:21:12 PM)

Here's one I hope Lance likes:


[image]local://upfiles/1028154/C68E881BB36941ECAB344D90C41A4FD1.jpg[/image]




breagha -> RE: Eye Candy (3/10/2013 4:40:00 PM)

oh yum...




Lucylastic -> RE: Eye Candy (3/10/2013 5:10:08 PM)

.

[image]local://upfiles/228382/F316C0B51AE54C3C8AECF4E7AD3EAC12.jpg[/image]




Lucylastic -> RE: Eye Candy (3/10/2013 5:30:32 PM)

.

[image]local://upfiles/228382/E043302C63F64A489350ACA976893ACA.jpg[/image]




Lucylastic -> RE: Eye Candy (3/10/2013 5:50:36 PM)

.

[image]local://upfiles/228382/0791E401FF2E401BA6CF855CCC889711.jpg[/image]




PeonForHer -> RE: Eye Candy (3/10/2013 6:01:16 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz
I have sacrificed many, many pairs of stockings because I manage to get stiletto heels caught in them EVERY TIME. *sigh*


Eh? How? Feckenell, Lynnxz, I've never worn either stockings or stiletto heels in my life, but I'm sure I could get into both without destroying either. I couldn't walk in them, true, but I could at least put them on.

Jesus. You don't expect a woman to be competent with an angle grinder or a circular saw, but you *do* expect her to be competent with things like shoes and nylons.

I'm deeply saddened about this, I can tell you. And it was my birthday recently, too - not that anyone here on CM cares. [:(]




Lucylastic -> RE: Eye Candy (3/10/2013 6:03:11 PM)

.




Lucifyre -> RE: Eye Candy (3/10/2013 7:46:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

.

[image]local://upfiles/228382/F316C0B51AE54C3C8AECF4E7AD3EAC12.jpg[/image]



*heart flutter*

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN!
You're killing me here!

*pant pant*

keep em comin...yea...dirty old lady is ALL good!

:)




Lucifyre -> RE: Eye Candy (3/10/2013 7:49:14 PM)

cripes I can't even see what's behind that zipper and I know it's worth worship

*phew*

<looks around for Mr to molest>




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Eye Candy (3/10/2013 7:53:06 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz
I have sacrificed many, many pairs of stockings because I manage to get stiletto heels caught in them EVERY TIME. *sigh*


Eh? How? Feckenell, Lynnxz, I've never worn either stockings or stiletto heels in my life, but I'm sure I could get into both without destroying either. I couldn't walk in them, true, but I could at least put them on.

Jesus. You don't expect a woman to be competent with an angle grinder or a circular saw, but you *do* expect her to be competent with things like shoes and nylons.

I'm deeply saddened about this, I can tell you. And it was my birthday recently, too - not that anyone here on CM cares. [:(]

Okay, hang on juuuuuuuuuust a minute. I can put on nylons without tearing them on stiletto heels. I can also operate a circular saw AND an angle grinder. Power tools are my friend, my dad used to make a lot of our furniture and I liked to help him. [:)]

And happy belated birthday, here's one I hope you like:

[image]local://upfiles/1028154/3BBE21F0A07F47D8A69CB9A1B57058A9.jpg[/image]




Duskypearls -> RE: Eye Candy (3/11/2013 6:25:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Ditto on the Oh My!!!


No kidding. I wouldn't kick him out of bed.




jlf1961 -> RE: Eye Candy (3/11/2013 6:38:32 PM)

Here is a pretty woman

[image]local://upfiles/622970/B2E37766475B4D7E9EED70819E362DF6.jpg[/image]




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Eye Candy (3/11/2013 7:35:07 PM)

,

[image]local://upfiles/1028154/A355193CFC0047AD8C4A78F8037539DE.jpg[/image]




PeonForHer -> RE: Eye Candy (3/11/2013 7:59:56 PM)

Why, thank 'ee, TPB [:)]

You know, I've only just realised just how much that area of a woman's hips can look so heart-shaped. Cute as well as sexy.




absolutchocolat -> RE: Eye Candy (3/11/2013 8:20:40 PM)

[image]http://i2.listal.com/image/1126685/936full-toccara-jones.jpg[/image]




lovethyself -> RE: Eye Candy (3/11/2013 8:47:23 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz
I have sacrificed many, many pairs of stockings because I manage to get stiletto heels caught in them EVERY TIME. *sigh*


Eh? How? Feckenell, Lynnxz, I've never worn either stockings or stiletto heels in my life, but I'm sure I could get into both without destroying either. I couldn't walk in them, true, but I could at least put them on.

Jesus. You don't expect a woman to be competent with an angle grinder or a circular saw, but you *do* expect her to be competent with things like shoes and nylons.

I'm deeply saddened about this, I can tell you. And it was my birthday recently, too - not that anyone here on CM cares. [:(]

Okay, hang on juuuuuuuuuust a minute. I can put on nylons without tearing them on stiletto heels. I can also operate a circular saw AND an angle grinder. Power tools are my friend, my dad used to make a lot of our furniture and I liked to help him. [:)]

And happy belated birthday, here's one I hope you like:


tiggerspoohbear, you've got me beat. I can't wear stilettos for the life of me. But I can use a circular saw and angle grinder too. I have both in my shop at work. As well as a radial arm saw, two band saws, a MIG welder, table saw....... I love my shop

PeonForHer, happy belated birthday!!



[image]local://upfiles/1527671/D60DA2810D7E4543B150914D6332815B.jpg[/image]




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Eye Candy (3/11/2013 10:29:12 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: lovethyself


quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz
I have sacrificed many, many pairs of stockings because I manage to get stiletto heels caught in them EVERY TIME. *sigh*


Eh? How? Feckenell, Lynnxz, I've never worn either stockings or stiletto heels in my life, but I'm sure I could get into both without destroying either. I couldn't walk in them, true, but I could at least put them on.

Jesus. You don't expect a woman to be competent with an angle grinder or a circular saw, but you *do* expect her to be competent with things like shoes and nylons.

I'm deeply saddened about this, I can tell you. And it was my birthday recently, too - not that anyone here on CM cares. [:(]

Okay, hang on juuuuuuuuuust a minute. I can put on nylons without tearing them on stiletto heels. I can also operate a circular saw AND an angle grinder. Power tools are my friend, my dad used to make a lot of our furniture and I liked to help him. [:)]

And happy belated birthday, here's one I hope you like:


tiggerspoohbear, you've got me beat. I can't wear stilettos for the life of me. But I can use a circular saw and angle grinder too. I have both in my shop at work. As well as a radial arm saw, two band saws, a MIG welder, table saw....... I love my shop

PeonForHer, happy belated birthday!!

I can wear the damned stilettos, just don't ask me to walk far in them. It's drop me off at the door, bring me in, sit me down, walk me out to the door where the car is waiting and I can take the shoes or boots off. [;)]



[image]local://upfiles/1028154/EA5C0190310747838D299CE1328F8B2A.jpg[/image]




Page: <<   < prev  22 23 [24] 25 26   next >   >>

Valid CSS!




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy
4.785156E-02