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Lynnxz -> RE: Eye Candy (3/11/2013 10:32:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear


Okay, hang on juuuuuuuuuust a minute. I can put on nylons without tearing them on stiletto heels. I can also operate a circular saw AND an angle grinder. Power tools are my friend, my dad used to make a lot of our furniture and I liked to help him. [:)]

And happy belated birthday, here's one I hope you like:

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Oh I can put them ON just fine. Keeping the damn things intact when sexytime commences is another story.





tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Eye Candy (3/11/2013 10:34:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear


Okay, hang on juuuuuuuuuust a minute. I can put on nylons without tearing them on stiletto heels. I can also operate a circular saw AND an angle grinder. Power tools are my friend, my dad used to make a lot of our furniture and I liked to help him. [:)]

And happy belated birthday, here's one I hope you like:

[image]local://upfiles/1028154/3BBE21F0A07F47D8A69CB9A1B57058A9.jpg[/image]



Oh I can put them ON just fine. Keeping the damn things intact when sexytime commences is another story.



They had to be invented by men. And the companies that make them now do so knowing more than one pair is going to have to be purchased. Now there's where our $$ should be invested. It's a surefire deal. [:D]




Lynnxz -> RE: Eye Candy (3/11/2013 10:44:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear



They had to be invented by men. And the companies that make them now do so knowing more than one pair is going to have to be purchased. Now there's where our $$ should be invested. It's a surefire deal. [:D]


Haha!

I went to go find a pair the other day- and they were all ripped. (Or the wrong color)

I went with it and played mix and match with the rest of the outfit, (dear Jesus, I love sexytime outfits) and good times were had as "punk schoolgirl with nurseboots

Hurray!




PeonForHer -> RE: Eye Candy (3/12/2013 7:32:32 AM)

Thank you, lovethyself!

Though that pic of the woman using the angle grinder - that could give me nightmares. Those things are *so* bloody dangerous.




Hillwilliam -> RE: Eye Candy (3/12/2013 7:35:25 AM)

Stilettoes aren't meant to be walked in anyway. They're meant to be pointed at the ceiling.




PeonForHer -> RE: Eye Candy (3/12/2013 8:15:45 AM)

I still have this faint suspicion that women will occasionally order all this lingerie and footwear on the 'net, then draw the bedroom-curtains, dress up and lounge around on their beds in it all, all the while having unspeakably embarrassing fantasies about smouldering-eyed men in bow ties called Mr D'Arcy (or similar) 'finding' them that way.




needlesandpins -> RE: Eye Candy (3/12/2013 9:28:40 AM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

I still have this faint suspicion that women will occasionally order all this lingerie and footwear on the 'net, then draw the bedroom-curtains, dress up and lounge around on their beds in it all, all the while having unspeakably embarrassing fantasies about smouldering-eyed man in bow ties called Mr D'Arcy (or similar) 'finding' them that way.



yep, that about sums me up.

ftr i can wear high heels, and walk in them as well as use power tools. i'm actually very good with power tools although these days i have to fight my son for them. not sure i could wear the heels while using the power tools, but who knows lol

there have been some lovely photos of ladies recently posted, and it's nice to see the change.

needles




jlf1961 -> RE: Eye Candy (3/12/2013 2:27:52 PM)

This lady doesnt seem to be having trouble with heels and hose

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lovethyself -> RE: Eye Candy (3/12/2013 2:40:01 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Thank you, lovethyself!

Though that pic of the woman using the angle grinder - that could give me nightmares. Those things are *so* bloody dangerous.


I would never actually use an angle grinder wearing that. I like my skin without needless burns everywhere. I'm enough of a klutz all on my own.[8D]




Lynnxz -> RE: Eye Candy (3/12/2013 5:39:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: lovethyself


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Thank you, lovethyself!

Though that pic of the woman using the angle grinder - that could give me nightmares. Those things are *so* bloody dangerous.


I would never actually use an angle grinder wearing that. I like my skin without needless burns everywhere. I'm enough of a klutz all on my own.[8D]



Screw that, get some specialty lingerie and put on a REAL show!

Bam, best burlesque dance ever

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lovethyself -> RE: Eye Candy (3/12/2013 9:15:50 PM)

Oh, the poor guitar!!!! What did it ever do to you?!




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Eye Candy (3/12/2013 10:37:01 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Stilettoes aren't meant to be walked in anyway. They're meant to be pointed at the ceiling.

So THAT"S what they're for. Who'da thunk?? [:D]




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Eye Candy (3/12/2013 10:39:52 PM)

Elvis is all the eye candy but the spanking is HAWT!! Never quite tought of the movie in that way. [:D]

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Lucylastic -> RE: Eye Candy (3/13/2013 4:17:18 AM)

Awwwww hes got a boo boo
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Lucylastic -> RE: Eye Candy (3/13/2013 4:39:50 AM)

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jlf1961 -> RE: Eye Candy (3/13/2013 4:44:23 AM)

She's a little bit nerdy, but she is cute

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tommonymous -> RE: Eye Candy (3/13/2013 9:41:06 AM)

She's super cute. And she's SMILING. I want to bring her coffee and a bagel. [:D]

Thanks, Jeff!




jlf1961 -> RE: Eye Candy (3/13/2013 10:10:09 AM)


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ORIGINAL: tommonymous

She's super cute. And she's SMILING. I want to bring her coffee and a bagel. [:D]

Thanks, Jeff!



In all the galleries I search, finding a girl smiling is next to impossible. Almost as impossible as finding a women who has had no work done.




Lynnxz -> RE: Eye Candy (3/13/2013 10:24:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: tommonymous

She's super cute. And she's SMILING. I want to bring her coffee and a bagel. [:D]

Thanks, Jeff!



In all the galleries I search, finding a girl smiling is next to impossible. Almost as impossible as finding a women who has had no work done.


They aren't smiling because SG has a reputation as a terrible agency to work for. :P

Besides, if you're looking for someone with no work done, you're in the wrong website in the first place.




jlf1961 -> RE: Eye Candy (3/13/2013 10:45:57 AM)

The SG girls show up on my tumblr account.



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