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RE: Ok. I'm sorry- WHAT?!! - 11/9/2012 8:16:11 AM

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LOL. I had a local guy harassing me for a while. When I would tell him I was married and not interested he would say oh yeah I know then go right on with hey why dont we get together, I am running by the local kinky shop what would you like me to get you. I finally gave up and handed it over to my husband to deal with. Once he had the threat of my very pissed off husband at his doorstep he finally left me alone.

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RE: Ok. I'm sorry- WHAT?!! - 11/9/2012 8:29:36 AM

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Even a blind man will hit the bulls-eye once if he throws enough darts. Some guys just like to toss whole fistfuls of darts at a time

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RE: Ok. I'm sorry- WHAT?!! - 11/9/2012 8:47:49 AM

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I get them although for some reason on alt, not here. They are usually very nice Americans who are over in London on business and want dinner (and more) with a fairly bright pretty sub. I would never do it as I just do relationships and I'm very busy and it doesn't meet my own personal safety rules which is being with someone who cares for me, about whom I know a lot, who is stable and has as much to lose as I do and is experienced.

The other one is men who say they know they can be trusted. It's a stupid comment which surely reveals they have a low IQ if they do not get the point as to why that's silly. Surely a sub who is being cautious, wanting to meet in a public place is that rare prize they ought to desire, someone wise who is going to be good to know.

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I doubt many of these people actually intend you any harm, but it does show a certain cluelessness about women's safety concerns. I don't think they're thinking any further than 'great I'm away in a hotel for the night, no wife around, best message every woman in that area to maximise my chances of getting laid'.

I generally get a variation on this, something to the effect of 'I'm in town on Friday, will your Master loan you out to me?'. Which is amusing since I don't even list a town. I wonder if I said 'sure, we're in the Outer Hebrides, see you Friday' whether anyone would travel that far for a shag.

NIce American men? LOL. Speaking of mutilation and murder?
Well you ought to see the mean American men, now they are a real hoot and pleasure.

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RE: Ok. I'm sorry- WHAT?!! - 11/9/2012 8:53:46 AM

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Even a blind man will hit the bulls-eye once if he throws enough darts. Some guys just like to toss whole fistfuls of darts at a time

Yeah, Master jokes that he had an Uncle that would walk up to women in a bar and ask "Hey, wanna fuck?" He said he'd get slapped 99 times, but the 1 out of one hundred that would say "yes" was worth it.

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RE: Ok. I'm sorry- WHAT?!! - 11/9/2012 8:55:31 AM

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Hey, you never know, might catch someone on a weak day and they will bang the hell out of you. LMAO. It must work sometimes I am guessing, cause why else be an annoying deeb?

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RE: Ok. I'm sorry- WHAT?!! - 11/9/2012 9:05:23 AM

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Once he had the threat of my very pissed off husband at his doorstep he finally left me alone.

Master looks like a stunt double for Bill Goldberg. Usually, once they see his picture, they figure they don't want to take the chance of pissing him off.

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RE: Ok. I'm sorry- WHAT?!! - 11/9/2012 9:11:56 AM

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Once he had the threat of my very pissed off husband at his doorstep he finally left me alone.

Master looks like a stunt double for Bill Goldberg. Usually, once they see his picture, they figure they don't want to take the chance of pissing him off.

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Bill Goldberg

I just googled Bill Goldberg. Oh my goodness! Put a poster of your master on your front door if there is a home invasion epidemic in SD.

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RE: Ok. I'm sorry- WHAT?!! - 11/9/2012 9:36:34 AM

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slight hijack. This is Master:

< Message edited by OsideGirl -- 11/9/2012 9:53:36 AM >

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RE: Ok. I'm sorry- WHAT?!! - 11/9/2012 9:48:49 AM

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

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ORIGINAL: Moonlightmaddnes
Once he had the threat of my very pissed off husband at his doorstep he finally left me alone.

Master looks like a stunt double for Bill Goldberg. Usually, once they see his picture, they figure they don't want to take the chance of pissing him off.

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Bill Goldberg

I just googled Bill Goldberg. Oh my goodness! Put a poster of your master on your front door if there is a home invasion epidemic in SD.

Hey, no kidding, Spirited/Oside. I could've used him on my door Wed. nite. Would've saved me a boatload of trouble! Will ya rent him out to me?

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RE: Ok. I'm sorry- WHAT?!! - 11/9/2012 10:08:35 AM

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Oh he is kinda cute! you know like in the I can chew nails like gum, break boulders like nothing type way. Looks like a man to me.

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RE: Ok. I'm sorry- WHAT?!! - 11/9/2012 11:54:51 AM

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"Hi. I'm going to be (where you live/Tucson) on the following date...."

I got this so often when I lived in South Florida that I added this to my profile:

"I am not a tourist destination. For kink on your trip, please visit [URL to local dungeon.]"

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RE: Ok. I'm sorry- WHAT?!! - 11/9/2012 11:56:23 AM

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Oh I get the ones about fucking without knowing each other, from out of town, etc...but never one that included murder and mutilation.

I read that as a metaphor, not an actual email.

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