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Bigbossman4u -> RE: Favorite movie quotes (1/20/2005 9:34:39 AM)
ARTHUR: Halt! Hallo! Hallo! GUARD: 'Allo! Who is zis? ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are the Knights of the Round Table. Who's castle is this? GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guido Wommer! ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen... Uh, he's already got one, you see? ARTHUR: What? GALAHAD: He says they've already got one! ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one? GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a (I told him we already got one <laughs>) ARTHUR: Well, um, can we come up and have a look? GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a! ARTHUR: Well, what are you then? GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king! GALAHAD: What are you doing in England? GUARD: Mind your own business! ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt! GALAHAD: What a strange person. ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man! GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a! so many Monty Python quotes... so little time... oh not to mention Blazing Saddles.... chock full of em. Joshua

Mercnbeth -> RE: Favorite movie quotes (1/20/2005 10:44:35 AM)
quote: Samuel L Jackson's entire "is this a toy store" speech from Unbreakable, which I haven't quite got memorized yet, but which the missus and I recite when it comes up in the film. Sule, Was this the quote? Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb. One of us has made a gross error, and wasted the other person's valuable time..

ruffnecksbabygir -> RE: Favorite movie quotes (1/20/2005 11:26:45 AM)
quote: Baron St. Fontanel: A woman happily in love, she burns the souffle. A woman unhappily in love, she forgets to turn on the oven. "Sabrina"

ruffnecksbabygir -> RE: Favorite movie quotes (1/20/2005 12:13:02 PM)
Immigration Officer: Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy, eatin' pussy? Tony Montana: How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy?

happypervert -> RE: Favorite movie quotes (1/20/2005 8:19:47 PM)
So this isn't a movie, but I've had the giggles lately from lines in the show King of the Hill: Hank: Soccer was invented by European ladies so they would have something to do while their men make dinner his son Bobby: Dad? Why must you hate what you don't understand? Grandpa "Cotton" Hill, to Peggy: "You want to express your feelings? Well get in the kitchen and put them in a bundt cake." Hank: We have to go to Dallas? That place if full of crack heads and debutantes, and half of them play for the Cowboys. Hank: Propane is God's gas. Cotton to Hank: I didn't trade your mother in for a younger woman . . . . I scrapped her!

Manawyddan -> RE: Favorite movie quotes (1/20/2005 10:45:47 PM)
"America is a big melting pot -- when you bring it to a boil all the scum rises to the top." And yes, I have used it!

Thanatosian -> RE: Favorite movie quotes (1/21/2005 5:52:50 AM)
ran across another one while packing for the move from The Mask, with Jim Carrey scene is where Carrey's character walks into work, late, for the second time after a night out as The Mask, right after he finishes telling off his boss, the bank owner's son - his friend comes up to him and comes out with "What side of Who's bed did you wake up on ?"

subrob1967 -> RE: Favorite movie quotes (1/21/2005 7:27:07 AM)
"Well fuck-a-doodle-doo" Shaun of the Dead "First you wanna kill me, then you wanna kiss me...blow" Army of darkness ( most Ashe lines are quoteable) "They're coming to get you Barbara" Night of the living dead "You ain't no daisy, you ain't no daisy at all" Tombstone (Most Doc Holliday lines are quoteable) "Suck my rebel dick" Wyatt Earp "Where does he get such wonderful toys?" Batman "Get the damn screwdriver out of mah head!" Return of the living dead II "Dont get technical with me R2" Star Wars "Throw me a frikkin bone here, i'm the boss, I need the info" Austin Powers (and my voice mail ringer on my cell phone:) ) so many damn good quotes, so little time to post them

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