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Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 3:32:27 PM   
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Me, my friends and family, are enjoyin the hell outta this. You might also, whether it is to laugh with us or at us, who cares!

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 3:37:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		Where in the hell did they find 4 women that I'm clearly related to but have never met?

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 3:56:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		ok, maybe i just don't get it because i'm from the UK, but i didn't see what was funny about it.

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 4:08:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		OMG ... I am one of those southern gals. Although I don't ever remember saying "durn".

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 4:13:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		I like when they call folks "Boo," as in, "What's up Boo?"
Cracks me the fuck up. I always feel like I'm Casper the friendly ghost

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 4:18:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		I bought gas today, and went in to pay cause I needed some gum. Got called sugah, honey and darlin in the time it took for that transaction to take place.

I love the south.

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 4:21:19 PM   
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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 4:23:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		Although I was born and raised in the South, I've lived in several different places in the country (and am now back home in the South). Living in other places, I was able to lose a little bit of the southern drawl and stretching one and two syllable words into three and four, but I never lost my "yall". That was always a give away when talking ... people would laugh and immediately know where I was from. I've been back in the South now for almost 20 years and my drawl is better than ever.

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 4:29:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		I thought that was funny...as you see snippets of it in life here in the U.S. but if you aren't from the South I guess you don't really get it....I don't really get it but it explains a lot of things...ha ha

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 4:44:06 PM   
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Don't you understand?
You all sound like that to us.

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 4:52:13 PM   
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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 5:30:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: kallisto

OMG ... I am one of those southern gals. Although I don't ever remember saying "durn".



Me neither. I do say dayum though and sheeit........

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 5:50:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Y'all are fixin' ta give me a little patch a sunshine now aincha with that clip?

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 6:53:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		LOL   Like a childhood friends mom from Chicago  " Youse."

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 6:55:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have no room to talk because even after almost 20 years in California....I still say "Fowahd"....

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 7:07:05 PM   
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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 7:30:02 PM   
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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 9:03:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DomKen

Where in the hell did they find 4 women that I'm clearly related to but have never met?

Ditto!! Its the south, there are always a few extra cousins hanging from the family tree!!

Southern to Uk dictionary:
"Bless their heart"- southern magic eraser allows you to say nasty things & get away with it ie "that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen...bless his heart"

Zinfindel was created for the south #1 its sweet #2 its pink so it matches everything

Laura ashley- home designer that makes it look like a floral shop exploded...everywhere!!

Okra- a green vegetable with a sllimy center. Only served battered & fried

Fix-in ta -- getting ready to, preparing to

Hairspray- a must for southern styles which DO NOT move & generally defy gravity

Insurance- a necessity before obamacare for any time a spouse says, "honey watch this!"

Pagents- a requirement in the south so your insecure mother can prove her off-spring is prettier, smarter, skinnier...did mention prettier...than the neighbors daughter. Generally the root of southern eating disorders

Ladies please fill in the ones I missed so our friends can laugh too

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/11/2012 10:41:33 PM   
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Y'all: the plural of you (educated Southerners know that technically you is plural but we still use y'all)
Piggly Wiggly: a once common chain of rural grocery stores.
Deer stand: a place southern men go to drink and get away from southern women (supposedly used for hunting deer)

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/12/2012 3:18:42 AM   
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