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Ninebelowzero -> A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 7:18:14 AM)

OK so guysyou get up in a bar, on a train or bus & you need to squeeze past a lady now obviously being the polite chaps we all are we ask her to excuse us & she moves as far as she can to let us through.

The gap is still a tight one & here's the conundrum when you squeeze past do you give her a face of crotch or ass?

Ladies, which do you prefer?



AthenaSurrenders -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 7:27:50 AM)

how tall are you that your ass is at face height?

Seriously, if she doesn't stand to let you pass, she takes the risk of a face full of butt/crotch. Unless it's a little old lady or someone who can't stand easily.

Hmmmm..... I'd go for butt. But make it quick.



yourdarkdesire -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 7:28:48 AM)

LOL niney, only you could make this discussion worthy!



Ninebelowzero -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 7:31:02 AM)

Tall enough Athena & I am being serious it's a dilemma for someone who would prefer to be a gentleman.



MsLadySue -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 7:34:04 AM)

Being the pervert that I am, I have no problem with the crotch, so long as it's close enough to feel something. LOL



Baroana -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 8:47:03 AM)

I read somewhere that you're always supposed to face towards people when you squeeze by them, such as in a theater.



myotherself -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 8:52:34 AM)

It really depends on the state of your nether regions.

If you have a butt-full of tagnuts and a colon that's rumbling like a still full of potato peelings, then I don't want that ass anywhere near my nose.

But then again, if your tadger contains enough cheese to comfortably fill a jacket potato and more wildlife than London zoo, then I don't want that near me either.

I suggest swinging from the hanging straps. Avoids all the problems.



poise -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 8:58:36 AM)

Well, there goes my plans for lunch. [:'(]

If I'm seated on a bus and you have to squeeze past me, most likely, being the demure lady that I am, [sm=preen.gif] I'll be turning my head away.
If for some reason my head is stuck in a position where I can't turn away, give me some crotch please.



ARIES83 -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 10:55:20 AM)

It would depend which side a hand hold is, if it's a
train/bus I'd be facing the handhold most likley.



ShaharThorne -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 11:02:20 AM)

Usually when I am on a bus, I turn my head away. But then I have a suitcase onhand and I might be "coping" a feel if the guy does not move right.

I also sit in the disabled persons seat because of that suitcase because of the room needed (I am disabled anyway).



LevelTx -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 11:14:49 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

It really depends on the state of your nether regions.

If you have a butt-full of tagnuts and a colon that's rumbling like a still full of potato peelings, then I don't want that ass anywhere near my nose.

But then again, if your tadger contains enough cheese to comfortably fill a jacket potato and more wildlife than London zoo, then I don't want that near me either.

I suggest swinging from the hanging straps. Avoids all the problems.


LOL [:D]

I give'em the crotch... Stopping right in front of them, slowly nodding my head and going "umhmm, thas right..."



Hillwilliam -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 12:02:14 PM)

Seeing as I like blowjobs better than getting my salad tossed, I'll face the bint.


ETA: I'm really surprised that Ron didn't post this first.



LevelTx -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 12:17:18 PM)

Yes, Ron is the oral, ah, head of the CM family.



Ninebelowzero -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 12:18:59 PM)

So Y'all jus (see I'm learnin') go past with your wangs out?



LevelTx -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 12:22:56 PM)

Of course not, that'd just be crude lol



mnottertail -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 12:24:08 PM)

So, why the Tx on the end, Tex?  When you starting the playlist?



LevelTx -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 12:28:00 PM)

Ron, I'm going to see if I can get my old account back.



mnottertail -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 12:29:51 PM)

Go talk to like VAA and those guys, I am sure you can prove you are you.  and they might have a way........



LevelTx -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 12:52:21 PM)

Hang on, we might be back..



LevelTx -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 12:53:24 PM)

Hmm, that didnt work.



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