LookieNoNookie
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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl Its about time you got something. After reading your posts, you remind me of a pimply faced teenager sitting in his mom's basement, writing posts he believes to be incredibly witty and snarky.... not saying you are... just the mental image your posts gave me. quote:
The statistics are that 98% of the population has about 60 - 90 days of income in the bank. That leaves 2% that have "more than that". quote:
Most (who understand the rules of math and statistics) would have been able to read and discern the meaning of a phrase that used "statistically" and "98% of"....in the same sentence (by the way, leaving the word "statistically" would have validated your ridiculous argument. It was, however, a main component of same). Try again next time. And you…remind me of a girl I’d heard about years ago when I was 19 (you know we boys talk), in a trailer court in Maple Valley (I’m confident you know where it is…not necessarily the trailer court…although….was that you baby….I saw your 425 area code number on the Sani Kan just past the 320th exit in Federal Way?) who couldn’t figure out how to spell “IUD”. Was that you? You were the one, weren’t you that attempted to pass herself off as a UW student solely by virtue of the fact that you'd driven down 405, past Bellevue, picking up the aroma of those who had…hoping that your past (those who hadn’t and never would), would pass you by, whispering to you “I’ll never tell….”, now heading for the Eastside Bothell Annex where all the money was, crossing 522 (you, presuming you could subsume the upper Eastside, eat it up so to speak, faking it all along, now left with dangling titties with crusted nipples, barely good enough for a sign on the 8th street avenade: “will work for anything above a 3 dollar bill….wanna go home sailor?”). For a while it felt good didn't it? All that shunning left aside....no more...you could be something greater than your past couldn't you? Today was the day you'd rise above it. But it never came, did it? You drove past the UW Annex every day on your way through Bothell, didn't you....go ahead....admit it....no one will hate you for it....on your way to the strip clubs in Lake City assuming that having driven “through” the Annex, you were hopeful you could lie your way through saying…”I just spent the last 4 years going through the UW” (and ironically, you had), having just barely glanced at it, never stopping…why would you? You were barely capable of a brake pedal let alone a full academic doctrine…hoping even further still that no one knew you were on your way to “Déjà vu, Little Darlings, or Flesh Fantasy” (which you had long past left your ability to surprise, now only hopeful for a 5 dollar bill, in pity, as opposed to something more). It was a good life wasn’t it, when you were fresh, young, capable of turning a man’s head but…time turns all of our dreams doesn’t it Tazz? It’s okay sweety, I know you had better days...truly I do. I’m with you babe…I have a dentist that works cheap. I’m here to help
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