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the rookie pirate - 6/16/2006 12:47:47 PM

Daddysredhead

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The captain of a fearsome pirate ship decides to have a talk with a rookie that is setting out for his first voyage ever.

Captain: "So, any questions?"

Rookie: "Just one. Since there are no women on the ship and we are at sea for months at a time, what do we do if we get…uh…you know…the urge?"

Captain: "See that barrel over there?"

Rookie: "Yep."

Captain: "See the hole in the side of the barrel?"

Rookie: "Yep."

Captain: "Well, anytime you get the urge, just use that hole in the barrel. Anytime except on Tuesdays."

Rookie: "Why not Tuesdays?"

Captain: "That's your day in the barrel."

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RE: the rookie pirate - 6/16/2006 7:45:35 PM

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ROTFL, talk about a job that's a pain in the ass! No wonder so many pirates went AAARRrrrrr.

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RE: the rookie pirate - 6/16/2006 8:30:47 PM

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hee, hee...

< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 6/16/2006 8:32:02 PM >

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RE: the rookie pirate - 6/16/2006 8:33:41 PM

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I was with you all the way... The question at hand is will you stick it in your waste for the pleasure of wearing it to work.......there of course; will be no concern about postiality after that........

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RE: the rookie pirate - 6/17/2006 4:27:54 AM

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that was good thanks Ron

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RE: the rookie pirate - 6/17/2006 6:12:01 PM

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Dear Lady Neets,
Have you been following the insanity on the Complaints thread between Ron and myself? It tickles me everywhere... even the spill-over into the other threads...

*giggles like a little girl, and rubs Rons head *

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