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Democrats - 6/17/2006 5:46:53 AM   
Moloch


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Status: offline 		Q: What's the difference between a Democrat politician and a leech?
A: A leech quits sucking your blood after you die.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a bucket of cow manure?
A: The bucket.

Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?
A: None. The democrats do that.

Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Q: Why is Janet Reno better than the Secret Service?
A: Because there are some things the Secret Service won't do to protect the President!

Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.

In an article on Northern Ireland, the political party Sinn Fein was described as the political wing of the IRA. I guess that makes the Democratic Party the political wing of the IRS.

A Democrat and your mother-in-law are trapped in a burning building. You only have time to save one of them.
Do you have lunch or go to a movie?

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Democrat in the road?
A: Vultures will eat the skunk.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute give value for the money she takes.

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a Democrat?
A: A doberman

Liberals are like seagulls: all they do is squawk, eat crap and are protected by the government.

Q: What is the difference between an intelligent liberal and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

And here is some for Repubs:
How many republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one...but it gets really screwed.

How are crabs and Osama bin Laden similar?
They both irritate Bush.

A reporter asked Bush what he thought about his first hundred days in office he replied "Has it been a year already?

Whats the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon & George Bush?
George Washington couldn't tell a lie. Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth. And George W. Bush can't tell the difference.
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RE: Democrats - 6/17/2006 8:08:55 AM   
MistressLorelei


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Status: offline 		Now, now... the Dems aren't so dumb. Afterall, we didn't vote an idiot into the White House.

<goes off to whine like a puppy.... 2 more years... 2 more years.... 2 more years...>

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RE: Democrats - 6/17/2006 8:39:48 AM   
ShreveportMaster


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Status: offline 		Yep, just two more years and ve can elect Ah-nuld to be de Prezident and terminate all the terrorists :-)
and as for not electing a idiot  to be President...who do you think put Clinton in office, TWICE! 

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RE: Democrats - 6/17/2006 8:43:32 AM   
GoddessAradia


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Status: offline 		Arnold cannot ever be President since he was not born an American Citizen, but is a Naturalized American Citizen.

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RE: Democrats - 6/17/2006 8:52:52 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ShreveportMaster

Yep, just two more years and ve can elect Ah-nuld to be de Prezident and terminate all the terrorists :-)
and as for not electing a idiot  to be President...who do you think put Clinton in office, TWICE! 

The Dems did.... see how smart they can be?  : )   He was a great President.... Who cares about his relationship with his wife (maybe they were swingers, or it was an open relationship, or if not it was their business, not ours).  All politicians contort the truth to some degree. (The Republicans aren't impeaching Bush/Cheney for their many lies).  It's the nature of the profession.  Elect the best of the worst.

I don't think Arnold can become President for reasons regarding citizenship...   I love his acting... but can he even spell his last name?

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RE: Democrats - 6/17/2006 12:53:16 PM   
chastesubbie


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Status: offline 		It's amazing to me the references made to Democrats as being fiscally irresponsible ( as in the OP). When Bill Clinton went into office, he inherited huge budget deficits from  Bush I.   Eight years later when he left office, he turned over to Bush II huge surpluses (in fact the first president to balance the budget since LBJ), and within a year and a half  Bush turned it back into a deficit, and in fact now is running RECORD deficits.... like father like son.  Hey, when you BORROW and SPEND, sure you can say you didn't raise taxes.   And who cares if generations yet unborn get handed the bill for irresponsible deficit spending, paying double or triple  because of the interest on the borrowed money ?

For the Bush crime family and its accomplices (aka the Republican Party ), apparently this is sound fiscal policy because the smoke and mirrors keeps them in power.

On another note, back in Clinton's first term, the Republicans in Congress (led by Newt Gingrich) were clamoring for a constitutional amendment to require a balanced budget. The Republicans now have total power...the presidency and both houses of Congress. Yet there is absolute silence from them about a balanced budget amendment, something they could no doubt get passed because they control everything now. Could this deafening silence be a result of their leader G.W. Bush spending money like a drunken sailor and the resultant RECORD deficits????

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RE: Democrats - 6/17/2006 1:19:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressLorelei


I don't think Arnold can become President for reasons regarding citizenship...   I love his acting... but can he even spell his last name?


If an amendment to the Constitution was passed, he could run. And be sure, there are people working to make that happen.
 
Arnold can do far more than just "spell his own last name" lol.... he came to this country poor and barely able to speak english, and worked his ass off in order to become a success. Multi-millionaire, owner of numerous businesses, one of Hollywood's all time highest paid actors, and now Governor of California. Not bad.

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RE: Democrats - 6/17/2006 1:54:37 PM   
MistressLorelei


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  ORIGINA:Level:
If an amendment to the Constitution was passed, he could run. And be sure, there are people working to make that happen.
 
Arnold can do far more than just "spell his own last name" lol.... he came to this country poor and barely able to speak english, and worked his ass off in order to become a success. Multi-millionaire, owner of numerous businesses, one of Hollywood's all time highest paid actors, and now Governor of California. Not bad. 


Well, being that Arnold is super wealthy, I can hardly blame him for being a Republican.  But, after dealing with the present administration, if it becomes possible for him to run, and he wins, I will have to find another country to reside in.... enough is enough.   

Anything else we should ammend the constitution for?  Hell, Bush can just write a new one.

Wait, this is a humor thread....  I liked this joke:

George Bush dies and winds up at the gates of hell....

"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.

I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.

In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was  break rocks all day," commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."



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RE: Democrats - 6/17/2006 2:26:31 PM   
xxmstrchasxx


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Status: offline 		You know, I have been a Republican all my life and my nickname is even after a Republican President but I want you to know, in my lifetime the dumbess president I have ever seen by far is George W.

I mean this guy is an absolute idiot and the only people who could actually like him is die hard Republicans that can't see no wrong in anyone that is a Republican regardless of what they do.

After Bush, I might have to change Political Parties.

(my opinion, of course)

Reagan, of all Presidents, was my favorite. 





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RE: Democrats - 6/17/2006 2:28:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		LOL Lorelei, that was funny. As for Arnold... he is often much more moderate than Bush or your average Republican. Maybe check out what he actually believes before you move to Timbuktoo lol.
 
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A brother and sister are in a terrible car accident and the brother is badly injured. At the hospital the doctor tells the sister, " His brain is dead, but his pulse is still beating." the sister replies, " Oh no!, we've never had a democrat in the family before!"
 
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RE: Democrats - 6/17/2006 3:23:24 PM   
kickinchick


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Status: offline 		From my understanding, Hilary has not moved her furniture from the attic yet?
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RE: Democrats - 6/17/2006 4:35:46 PM   
subfever


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Status: offline 		You forgot:

Q:   How can you tell when politicians are lying?

A:   Their lips are moving.

And...

Q: What's the difference between a politician and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-dwelling, garbage-eating scavenger. The other one is a fish.

And pul-eeese people... No more references to Republicans being tax-reduction champions. Have you already forgotten Daddy-Bush's:

"Read my lips, no new taxes."   ???

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RE: Democrats - 6/17/2006 4:47:15 PM   
subfever


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quote:

The Republicans now have total power...the presidency and both houses of Congress. Yet there is absolute silence from them about a balanced budget amendment, something they could no doubt get passed because they control everything now. Could this deafening silence be a result of their leader G.W. Bush spending money like a drunken sailor and the resultant RECORD deficits????


Oh gee... I'm shocked. I'm outraged.

Seriously though... politicians in general are counting on the continued stupidity of the American public, as they sell the future of our children down the river.   

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RE: Democrats - 6/17/2006 5:58:36 PM   
kickinchick


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Status: offline 		A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush....except when so many kids die. fuck Bush and the insanity of this war...I  won't post on this again, but He Sucks and the troops should have been pulled a long time ago.
We have enough problems here, in America, your land and mine, to fight the wars abroad. Asama who?  Are we still chasing him, 5,000 casualities later. Fuck Bush...nuf said

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RE: Democrats - 6/17/2006 6:05:20 PM   
ADomDoc


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Status: offline 		Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

You can't fool all the people all of the time, but the average politician is contented with a sizable majority.
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ORIGINAL: xxmstrchasxx
in my lifetime the dumbess president I have ever seen by far is George W.

I mean this guy is an absolute idiot and the only people who could actually like him is die hard Republicans that can't see no wrong in anyone that is a Republican regardless of what they do.
After Bush, I might have to change Political Parties.

Don't count out Bush yet ... he could still try to use his control of all branches of the govt to change the constitution & get himself another term!

AND ... let's not forget his smarter brother ... he still wants into the White House!

Then ... after him ... they could always try to get Bandar Bush elected!  It's not as though Bandar doesn't already strongly influence the Bushes anyway.

quote:


Seriously though... politicians in general are counting on the continued stupidity of the American public, as they sell the future of our children down the river. 


BEGIN RANT  :-)
And right they are to do so!  They get those beliefs reinforced at every election.  In this upcoming election, see how many Republicans will be against the war!  See how many will be against deficit spending!  Most voters believe the most recent statements & forget what the jerks stood for in the past.  AND politicians have proven how easy it is to suck up to a minority group (religious, racial, etc) & convince them that they are on their side (next week they'd sell their souls to an opposing group if they thought it would get them more votes)!  In the case of successful professional politicians (of either party), they can't be anything but manipulating liars (with the very rare exception ... and we just might not know the full truth about who we think are exceptions).  I thought my father was terribly cynical when he said he always voted against the incumbant ... but I've slowly learned he was right.

And the worst thing we've done in decades is to give one party control of all houses of government!  Whenever the jerks are deadlocked & can't get anything done in Washington DC, the country does better.  When one party is in control ... we all get screwed.

Proud to say I voted against Dumbass Dubya 3 times.  But I figure if voters are stupid, the country gets what it deserves.  Just don't blame me.

And, before I get criticized ... I thought Kerry was worthless as well.  Anyone the political machines put up for office are already obedient toadies to the party machines -- already paid for & indebted for life to the corporations.  We've never had a democracy (by design of the founding fathers, this country has always been a democratic REPUBLIC ... there IS a difference) ... but we've lost our republic to the special interests & corporations who really control party politics.  Too bad ... this used to be a country that stood for more than just corporate greed.  But Dwight Eisenhower was right ... and voters weren't careful about the Military-Industrial Complex.

Don't get me started! :-) 








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RE: Politicians - 6/17/2006 6:29:32 PM   
ADomDoc


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Status: offline 		"Surgeon General, what are the results of my Brain scan?"
"Mr. President, your brain has a left side and a right side."
"Well, everyone has two side to their brain, don't they?"
"Yes, but in your brain, on the left side there isn't anything right, and on the right side there isn't anything left."

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RE: Politicians - 6/18/2006 3:02:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		OK not a good time to diss the Dems just take a look at monkey boy republican we have as a pres!!!!!

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RE: Politicians - 6/19/2006 6:02:32 AM   
Moloch


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Status: offline 		Yes it is a good time to diss the dems, they had a weasel running for president, how bad does he have to be to get his ass kicked in an election by Bush. And I dont want to hear your "vote count" conspiracy, its bullshit.

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RE: Democrats - 6/19/2006 10:33:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) Program. He promised:

1.) That participation in the Program would be completely voluntary,

2.) That the participants would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400 of their annual incomes into the Program,

3.) That the money the participants elected to put into the Program would be deductible from their income for tax purposes each year,

4.) That the money the participants put into the independent "Trust Fund" rather than into the General operating fund, and therefore, would only be used to fund the Social Security Retirement Program, and no other Government program, and,

5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees would never be taxed as income.

Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and are now receiving a Social Security check every month -- and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of the money we paid to the Federal government to "put away," you may be interested in the following:
--------------------Q: Which Political Party took Social Security from the independent "Trust" fund and put it into the General fund so that Congress could spend it?

A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democratically controlled House and Senate.

--------------------Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding?

A: The Democratic Party.
-------------------- Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social Security annuities?

 A: The Democratic Party, with Al Gore casting the "tie-breaking" deciding vote as President of the Senate, while he was Vice President of the US.

------------------- Q: Which Political Party decided to start giving annuity payments to immigrants?

AND MY FAVORITE:

A: That's right! Jimmy Carter and the Democratic Party. Immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65, began to receive Social Security payments! The Democratic Party gave these payments to them, even though they never paid a dime into it!

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Then, after doing all this lying and thieving and violation of the original contract (FICA), the Democrats turn around and tell you that the Republicans want to take your Social Security away!And the worst part about it is, uninformed citizens believe it!

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RE: Democrats - 6/19/2006 12:51:40 PM   
ArtimisBlack


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Status: offline 		I've always found that the reasons things happen are just as important -if not more so- as who caused them to happen. Political parties aside, the way we do things makes very little sense. We take action to solve short term problems while not looking to see what affect those actions will have on the future, and as for long term goals, well, as they say in brooklyn...Fagetaboutit. We should figure out how we want things to be in the end before changing things. This way we will be closer to our goals intead of further and further away.

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