gooddogbenji
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Joined: 11/15/2005 From: Toronto Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Bearlee benjiiiiiiiii! I see you lurking… <Tosses the pup that bit o’ burger and puts puppy pads around on the floor> Okay, fine, I'll post. I've never had a mindfuck (I SO just said it!)in that sense, but I love doling them out. I used to manage a Pub, and, as you may well imagine, I am not a typical boss. I expect a lot of my staff, but once you've shown you're on top of stuff, I shut up except for smartass comments, and expect reasonable comebacks. However, everyone knew I had a habit of firing people if they weren't up to par. So one night, I sent one of my servers home a bit early, as she wasn't feeling so hot. She was actually one of my best servers, and we got along incredibly well. She went upstairs and got changed, then passed me in the kitchen on her way out. I had alluded to the cooks that something was up, and that when she came back down, I would be gone for a few minutes. So everyone was expecting something to happen. As soon as I saw her come down, I called her over and, in an atypically serious tone, told her I wanted to talk to her in my office, and asked her whether she had left anything upstairs. The cooks, who also liked her, were all on the verge of heart attacks, and she was just plain white. We went into my office, I closed the door, and I immediately took off. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING leaving here tonight without having a beer with me?" OH MAN, she hated me for that. Despite maintaining contact with me after I left there, she still hasn't forgiven me. Yours, benji
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