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Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 6:00:42 PM   
TieMeInKnottss


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Status: offline 		Have you ever seen a profile photo (usually on "who is viewing you") that makes you NOT want to contact someone. I don't mean that the person is or is not physically attractive but that they are doing something so STUPID you think "this person is a tool"

Here are my recent "no matter how great your profile, I could NEVER be with that person"

-guy no shirt bulging biceps with nipple rings, holding his crotch and talking on the phone.
-guy who is on a nudist (I assume, since everyone is naked) beach and he is cupping some woman's crotch and she is holding his penis.
-guy wearing a Yankees baseball cap because, well, I am from Baltimore & they are the Evil Empire. Oh, don't even THINK to contact me if you live in Indianapolis because....just don't!
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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 6:07:11 PM   
DarkSteven


Posts: 28072
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Status: offline 		Anyone flipping a bird.
Man wearing a backwards baseball cap.
Cartoons and pics stolen off the Internet instead of the person themself.
Pics showing an extreme political POV.

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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 6:08:28 PM   
Shininglight23


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quote:

ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss

*snip*

guy who is on a nudist (I assume, since everyone is naked) beach and he is cupping some woman's crotch and she is holding his penis.
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This person regularly checks out my profile, and it freaks me out. The picture does scream tool to me as well.

Allie


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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 6:32:56 PM   
littleone14


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quote:

ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss

-guy no shirt bulging biceps with nipple rings, holding his crotch and talking on the phone.



OMG, this guy was just looking at me as well! Totally gross.....

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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 6:34:29 PM   
DesFIP


Posts: 25191
Joined: 11/25/2007
From: Apple County NY
Status: offline 		My mother was from Baltimore and never forgave Indianapolis for stealing the Colts away in the night. Laughing at your no Indiana rule.

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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 6:34:42 PM   
hlen5


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Status: offline 		Minor hijack -

Someone checked out my profile today. His main profile is a full frontal nude (headless). I went to the TOS page to confirm that genitalia were against TOS. I couldn't find that clause specifically.

So IS IT against TOS?

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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 6:38:02 PM   
TieMeInKnottss


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

My mother was from Baltimore and never forgave Indianapolis for stealing the Colts away in the night. Laughing at your no Indiana rule.



Yes, no one holds a grudge like we do!! Even Johnny Unitas, until the day he died, referred to himself as a Baltimore Colt (how many colts are running around Indiana anyway...)

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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 6:39:44 PM   
TieMeInKnottss


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Status: offline 		Report his photo. Says when you post pictures that the profile picture cannot be obscene.

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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 6:52:36 PM   
littlewonder


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Status: offline 		99% of photos on the who's viewing me make me not want to contact them whatsoever so many different reasons. I don't even have to read their profiles to tell there is no way in hell I would ever want to talk to them. Sometimes it's as simple as the look in their eyes or the way their head is tilted or the way their hair is tilted. But I also find that to be true in the real world too. What can I say. I'm extremely picky.


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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 6:53:26 PM   
DesFIP


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Joined: 11/25/2007
From: Apple County NY
Status: offline 		I think most people object to dick pics. After that are the ones in the bathroom where it's obvious he hasn't cleaned it in weeks and shots of their apartments that show them to be slobs. Oh yeah, I really want to have sex on your sheets that haven't been washed in a year. Next!

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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 6:57:35 PM   
hlen5


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quote:

ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss

Report his photo. Says when you post pictures that the profile picture cannot be obscene.


It's not really obscene. It's just a nude body to me. I couldn't care less about his "junk". If it was against TOS, I was going to give him a heads up, that's all.



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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 7:06:23 PM   
TieMeInKnottss


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Joined: 9/6/2012
Status: offline 		Oh and the newest batch:
-couples who are seeking slaves who use photos from their Christmas cards or their business cards.. You know "prom pose" guy with arms around woman's waist..very wholesome...just something disturbing about a Christmas tree, matching sweaters and a name like "needslutnow"

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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 8:08:53 PM   
Nakhla


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Photos so old they've yellowed before the person could scan and upload them, typically with a multi-decade disconnect between the face and stated age.

Photos of the stuff they own but none of them. I understand sharing your favorite toys and interests, but if all you show is what you own, you're fishing for a gold digger.

Photos of them with friends, family, and kids who probably did not desire to have their faces appearing in a Collarme search. It just screams inconsiderate.

The constipated domly scowl: worship my face of bowel-obstruction angst!



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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 8:17:31 PM   
LadyPact


Posts: 32566
Status: offline 		Absolutely! I'm not a neat freak (shuddap) but any pic of a person that has so much clutter that I want to treat them like a child and tell him to clean his room.

Obvious frat boy party pics. If you're chugging JD out of the bottle or a beer bigger than your head, and that's the shot that you thought was going to impress Me, we live in totally different worlds.

I am anti naked torso, with dick showing, but head chopped off. If you aren't going to show Me that you have a brain, I don't expect intelligent conversation.


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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 9:40:51 PM   
littlewonder


Posts: 15659
Status: offline 		photos through mirrors. They are just lame.
photos showing you playing with others. I just have zero interest in what you did with someone else.
Photos that look like you've had more than enough drinks or weed in you.
photos that you think make you all rough and tough because that's what "doms" are supposed to be.
photos that make you look like you just fell off the 70's or 80's train.
a photo of when you were 20 but you are now 50. Dude, as much as you think you still look like that, trust me. You don't.
a man's hairy ass and/or beer belly.
photos of their toys. I don't care what toys you own and shows me that's all you think bdsm is about and it's all that matters to you.
pictures that look like you just dumped breakfast and dinner down your shirt and face.
your dick or cunt
a photo of you wearing Renaissance garb or some other kind of costume. It just makes me laugh too hard to take you seriously.
any photo that's been done a million times on here because they think a certain shot looks hot or erotic. If everyone else has the same pose, I'm gonna pass you right by. There is nothing special about you and you look like the other hundreds who email people on here. What makes you any different? It's kinda like....seen one, seen em all.

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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 10:20:54 PM   
TieMeInKnottss


Posts: 1944
Joined: 9/6/2012
Status: offline 		This is the list that keeps on giving

-guy who has superimposed his face onto the heads of a hundred swimming sperm...

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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 10:46:03 PM   
JeffBC


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From: Canada
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quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder
a man's hairy ass and/or beer belly.

Damnit! I just knew those pics of me in the thong were going to come back to bite me.

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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 11:04:43 PM   
RemoteUser


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Status: offline 		I don't know how hairy my ass is, but the belly is getting bigger. (You don't have a beer belly, Jeff, but I did just notice for the first time that your nipples are a bit happy in your posting avatar.)

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RE: Profile Photos - 12/23/2012 11:51:21 PM   
JeffBC


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From: Canada
Status: offline 		LOL. I somehow doubt either of us were "a bit happy" in that photo. Carol, as I recall, was vaguely aggravated that I was dragging her around to take a photo and I was buried in sexy thoughts like "lighting" and "framing" and "how the hell do you do the timed shot thing on this camera again?" It only looks like Carol is happily submitting. I'd be willing to guess that pretty much all slaves owned by a photo buff are familiar with that "Oh no, not again" feeling :)

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RE: Profile Photos - 12/24/2012 1:43:10 AM   
AthenaSurrenders


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Status: offline 		For me it would be pictures of a previous sex partner - some person in bondage or with whip marks for example. A) I don't want to date your ex, so I don't care what they looked like b) always makes me wonder whether they have that person's permission and would I end up there too? and c)shows a basic cluelessness - I know it turns YOU on, but most women aren't interested in the private parts of your ex.

Also pictures of toys, unless you have something truly exceptional. Most people have a flogger, that picture of a solitary hairbrush won't impress me. On the other end of the scale, a huge table of insertables disgusts me - I have a strict policy that if it's been in someone else, it ain't going in me.

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