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RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes - 6/19/2006 3:24:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: talibahh

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ORIGINAL: IronBear

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IB has an amazing way with farts (thank the gods and goddesses for those thousands of miles between here and there).


I'm trying to dry up that fucking great duck pont so i drive ofer and BBQ with Ron, dirnk single malk scotch with Merc&beth, go wind up a few folks, meet John and visit a girl and collar her then after creating merry hell in various parts of the US with CM folks I talk to here, return to Aussie, drink a brewery dry and piss on the beach to fill the duckpond again......



ROFLMAO... You certainly have a way IronBear... may i hitch a lift? i have some friends over the pond i would like to meet too  
 
tali 


tali, you might not want to ride behind him LOL.

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RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes - 6/19/2006 3:27:12 PM   
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RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes - 6/19/2006 3:34:31 PM   
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RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes - 6/21/2006 9:09:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE UNHOLY FATHER CHURCH OF THE DEMON OF DOUBT.  TAKE HEED THE WORDS OF THE INFERNAL MASTER, LORD VANDAL HEART.
 
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT A LOWLY CREATURE CALLING ITSELF A "GOOD DOG" AND GOING BY THE NAME OF BENJI HAS MADE A LOWLY SECULAR ANNOUNCEMENT THAT IS INTERFERING WITH MY STEADY SUPPLY OF OVERLY FRIENDLY SEXUAL DEVIANTS.  THIS IS UNNACCEPTABLE.  IF HE IS FOUND, BRING HIM AND ANY OF HIS WRONGFULLY ACQUIRED DETAINEES TO ME, YOUR WICKED GOD.  ANY FURTHER INTERRUPTION IN THE SUPPLY LINES OF SLUTS, FREAKS, WHORES, BITCHES, HOS, HUMP-NASTIES, WENCHES, TARTS, CHEEKY LOLLIES, ASPIRING, FAILED, OR ESTABLISHED PORN STARS, PERPETUAL ORGASM FAIRIES, SEX KITTENS, CUM SLAVES, FALLEN OR FALLING ANGELS, WET T-SHIRT CONTEST CHEATERS, SEX ADDICTS, EROTICALLY ENCLINED COMPULSIVES, PERFECTLY WELL BEHAVED ANGELS (ESPECIALLY THE ANGELS OF ANY KIND...YOU NOW HOW TASTY MY COMPETITION IS), OR THEIR ILK WILL RESULT IN A DRAIN ON MY STORE OF FAITH AND THE RESULTANT POWER THIEROF.  SO, NO MORE HIJACKING MY DIET, YOU DIRTY, DIRTY POOCH...UNLESS YOU'RE VOLUNTEERING TO HELP.
 
THIS HAS BEEN AN ANNOUNCEMENT BY YOUR UNHOLY FATHER CHURCH.  RETURN TO YOUR DUTIES.  ALL IS WELL.

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RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes - 6/21/2006 10:22:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		Where do I sign up to be a hump-nasty?  That sounds dur-ty and like a lot of fun.





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RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes - 6/22/2006 3:56:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Vandal,
Please make sure that you give exact directions to LaMinche with respect to where to sign up as a hump-nasty.  Last weekend, she was given an incorrect interstate number and it really messed up her whole day. 

~ Red

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RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes - 6/22/2006 8:37:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Dear Vandal,
Please make sure that you give exact directions to LaMinche with respect to where to sign up as a hump-nasty.  Last weekend, she was given an incorrect interstate number and it really messed up her whole day. 

~ Red


Who in the hell was the confused horrible person that would do such a terrible thing??

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RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes - 6/22/2006 12:12:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Who in the hell was the confused horrible person that would do such a terrible thing??



I'm not tellin'..................  

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RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes - 6/22/2006 6:48:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Daddysredhead,

Thank you for reminding Lord Vandal about proper directions.  Due to your proaction with this I was able to fulfill my wish of becoming the first hump-nasty of the Demon of Doubt.  WhoooooHooooo!

You and LaTigresse are both welcome to join me.  And so is Benji. . . cause of all that leg humping that he does!

Have a great day!



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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

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RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes - 6/22/2006 8:00:46 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Dear LaMinche,
You are so welcome.  I just couldn't let you go out into the wilderness like that again.  It was so damn sad...  (giggles)
If you could forward a complete mapquest with turn by turn directions, as well as a list of several landmarks and restrooms along the way, that would be greatly appreciated.

Now let me see, what honor would I like to have bestowed upon me?  I was thinking of perpetual orgasm fairy, but that could get tiring after a while, and I might get hoarse from screaming...  so I think that I'll go with Cheeky Lolly, even though I am not sure what it is, but since I am a "real" slave (LMAO), I will just go on faith that it is something wonderful.   
After all, only a "poser" would be worried. 

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RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes - 6/22/2006 10:41:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Vandal,
 
I wish to inform you most emphatically, that this wench has by no means been acquired by the alleged good dog.  If she had been, the Kaptin would have been hunting said dog down like a ... well... like a dog.  In fact, this wench has a rather extensive collection of rolled newspapers selected especially for that dog.
 
I further wish to inform you that this wench has been known to be "cheeky" from time to time, but has never been a "lollie." 

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RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes - 6/23/2006 10:36:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		You know, now that I get to thinking about it, I'm not real sure what a lolly is either...come to think of it, I don't even remember when or where I first heard it.

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RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes - 6/23/2006 10:43:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh, I'm definitely a tart.

Is it bad that when Ty tells me to "turn over" during a scene, I look at him every time and say, "No, I'm a tart, but thanks for playing."  Seriously.

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RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes - 6/23/2006 10:46:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: VandalHeart

You know, now that I get to thinking about it, I'm not real sure what a lolly is either...come to think of it, I don't even remember when or where I first heard it.


Isn't a "lollie" a sucker.. or is that a "lolly"? 

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RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes - 6/23/2006 1:45:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think so, but the implication is in reverse from that of the candy.

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