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IB has an amazing way with farts (thank the gods and goddesses for those thousands of miles between here and there).

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ORIGINAL: DesertRat

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ORIGINAL: RavenMuse

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche
Now before anyone starts about "Freedom of Speech," I would like to point out that that type of speech is not protected.  They are called "fighting words."  And when you recieve physical retaliation for them, it is your own fault.

Absolutely.

I once backed off a student union bar full of lefties who where all on their high horse denying a BNP member the right to say his piece.

He thought, for a moment that he had an ally as I pointed out to the assorted students that if they believed in free speach then they could not silence him.... but only for a moment as I turned and informed the nazi moron that whilst I would fight for his right to speak, if what came out of his mouth annoyed me sufficiently I also reserved the right to knock his teeth down his throat.

Freedom of speach comes with the responcibility for the consequences of what you say!

Sooooo....you're a noble defender of free speech, but with the threat of violence against the speaker if you don't like what he says? Am I getting that right? Sounds like the thinking of a Brown Shirt to me.
 
I hate nazis, too, but if you pulled that shit on me, I'd have your confused ass arrested. I can take care of myself, but prefer to live in a society where law takes precedence over bullyism.
 
Bob

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ORIGINAL: subric382

For at least a year now I have read ads that begin with all the things

umm all what things?

and apparently there are many that a person is not seeking,

I am not seeking this that or the other.  If you have those things, pass me by

I have been privileged to read basically romantic dating ads,

Aren't they nice and sweet?

I have been transfixed by the many  details of Mistresses and slaves and Masters discussing whether bootlicking is submissive or slave and could go on and on

It is if that is what you are into

...finally today from one of you intellectuals there was a post opining about the lack of service when" this lifestyle is mostly not about sex or fetishes but about serving"

I thought "serving" was an Umbrella term for everything a sub/slave does within this lifestyle..I dunno...maybe I am wrong.

...what this lifestyle is mostly about on these boards is defining whether the lint in your navel is cleaner then someone elses'..

I once collected navel lint, bleached it and made a sweater

for those of you who have defined this lifestyle be you masters or mistresses or slaves as primarily "when would you like your tea served milady"  you actually have no idea of the roots of it and have corrupted it and at the same time do not want to acknowledge that yard work or domestic service has very little to do with this or the basis of which it began. 

I always thought this lifestyle was about what the individual wanted it to be for him/herself ....Can yardwork and domestic service not be fetishes??  Maybe I am wrong again

For those  of you who need yard work I understand your dishonesty

HUH????

for the rest of you so called lifestylers some honesty would be refreshing but then you would have to do some research.   

How does one go about researching honesty?

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ORIGINAL: spankmepink11

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ORIGINAL: ModeratorThree

Thanks, I am trying to figure out when my asshole got a mind, and if it is a bad thing to have something small in that area.
 
*ponders*
 
Mod3

I used to have an asshole...i  divorced him...

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ORIGINAL: VandalHeart

OK, I don't understand why no one has come up with this yet in 145 posts...and yes I know he's not watching anymore, but what the hell.

Dear subric,

I would first off like to note that you chose as your UID a non-capitalized letter.  How wonderful.  Then, in due course, since you know so much about the origins of BDSM (which is complete bullshit since BDSM borrows ideas from anything that doesn't run fast enough), and obviously set yourself up as a sub or a slave, then you will understand when I tell you to calm down and take a nap.  Good subby.  Oh, I'm sorry, did I make and assumption?  I do horribly apologize.  It would be an absolute shame if anyone were to make an assumption, especially one involving the usage or lack thereof of the shift key on a simple little keyboard.  "Mah bayud."  So, let's try this again.

OK, nice to meet you, Sir.  I, for one, appreciate the contribution you have made to our boards.  Everyone's opinion is valued here, no matter the virtues or degredations of the poster.  Nothing on these boards is offensive, and no one will ever be upset by anything that anyone posts.  Anyone who has a problem with something that is posted here would be ejected after they are derided, that is if they really existed at all.  What's that?  Oh those!  All eight pages of people making fun of you?  Oh don't mind those.  They are just automated responses that the OverBrain put in to keep us in line.  Like who?  Big Brother?  Never heard of him.  Sounds like a nice guy, though.  You wouldn't think that someone called Big Brother would try and control you, or hurt you, right?  Wait, hold on...aaaaawwww!  You got me!  You were trying to make us all feel bad by using a generalization!  Damnit!  Slipped right past me.  You know, come to think of it, that is a control method, isn't it?  Guess I made another assumption.  *Sigh* Fine, let's go for round three.

Mow my lawn, trim my hedges, lint brush the insides of all of my shirts, kneel and check me for belly button lint, dust my shelves, rewire my electricity, rake the leaves in the neighbors lawn, program my TeVo, defrost my a/c, do my dishes, mop my floors, service me orally - CRAP!  I knew it!  I'm a bad Master because I put something sexual in there.  I cannot BELIEVE that I thought that anyone could be a sexual being!!!  SHIT!!!  What?  You're not even a slave?  This is starting to get annoying.  OK PEOPLE, SET BACK UP FOR TAKE FOUR!

I can't take this anymore.  Either you're a Switch, or you just want to piss someone off with a little pet point that no one else cares about.  I don't care.  You see, I take this entire idea personally, because I know for a fact that there are many people on here, and that diversity exists.  Brosco tried to stand up for you.  That's Brosco's right.  That's also why next to no one respects Brosco.  I get the impression that DesertRat doesn't give to squirts or a shit about you, but needed to make his point.  He made his point, but don't think he's on your side.  RavenMuse and LaMalinche had their own ideas in opposition to DesertRat, and they made their voices heard.  Still, not on your side.  Let's settle this little tangent right now: violence is the logical conclusion to diplomacy taken to it's furthest iteration, and has solved every single situation it has ever been applied to.  It may not be the optimal or even legal outcome, but it is a solution, nonetheless.  ON THE OTHER HAND.  If free speech were taken to it's full extreme, not only would we need a LOT more maturity to handle it, but we would actually be showing a lot more maturity.  If you're going to say whatever you want, without threat of violence (we are on the internet here, the most violent it can get with the immediacy of a suckerpunch is to upload a virus), then you have to be prepared to let everyone else have their own voice heard with impunity.  Which leads me to my original point:

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME PREJUDICED, YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE TREAD MARK ON JOE POPPER'S UNDERWEAR?!?  I HAVE NEVER BEEN, AND WILL NEVER BE IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT PREJUDICED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, FORM, OR FASHION, BECAUSE I HATE YOU EQUALLY AND UNDER THE SAME RESTRICTIONS AND RIGHTS AS EVERYONE ELSE!  THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THEM IS THAT THEY CAN FORM COHERENT THOUGHTS AND RESPOND WHEN CHALLENGED!  BEG FOR ONE, BORROW ONE, BUY ONE STEAL ONE, I DON'T CARE BUT GET A FUCKING SPINE, YOU WORTHLESS BACTERIA IN THE BOIL THAT IS GROWING ON SOCIETY'S ASS!!!  THE SICKNESS THAT COMES WITH THREE IRISH CAR BOMBS, TWO SHOTS OF RUM, ONE SHOT OF SWEET LIQUOR, NINE PINTS OF STOUT AND A FULL PACK OF CHEAP ASS CIGARETTES WOULD PRODUCE A SUBSTANCE THAT WOULD COME CLOSER TO THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY THAN IT WOULD COME TO THE RETARDED BILE THAT YOU SPEWED IN THAT FIRST POST!!!  SHUT UP!  DON'T STOP SHUTTING UP!!!  LEAVE US IN RELATIVE PEACE AND BDSM-ERY, YOU PATHETICLY FAILED GENETIC EXPERIMENT!!!


I feel better.  Thank you for reading, those of you who are not fascist pond scum.  Those who are can suck my left nut.
The right one is too good for you.  Thank you for you time, worship the Anti-Christ, and have a nice day.

Sincerely, and with utmost eyerolling,
Lord Vandal Heart

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ORIGINAL: BBBTBW

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ORIGINAL: subric382

For at least a year now I have read ads that begin with all the things

umm all what things?

and apparently there are many that a person is not seeking,

I am not seeking this that or the other.  If you have those things, pass me by

I have been privileged to read basically romantic dating ads,

Aren't they nice and sweet?

I have been transfixed by the many  details of Mistresses and slaves and Masters discussing whether bootlicking is submissive or slave and could go on and on

It is if that is what you are into

...finally today from one of you intellectuals there was a post opining about the lack of service when" this lifestyle is mostly not about sex or fetishes but about serving"

I thought "serving" was an Umbrella term for everything a sub/slave does within this lifestyle..I dunno...maybe I am wrong.

...what this lifestyle is mostly about on these boards is defining whether the lint in your navel is cleaner then someone elses'..

I once collected navel lint, bleached it and made a sweater

for those of you who have defined this lifestyle be you masters or mistresses or slaves as primarily "when would you like your tea served milady"  you actually have no idea of the roots of it and have corrupted it and at the same time do not want to acknowledge that yard work or domestic service has very little to do with this or the basis of which it began. 

I always thought this lifestyle was about what the individual wanted it to be for him/herself ....Can yardwork and domestic service not be fetishes??  Maybe I am wrong again

For those  of you who need yard work I understand your dishonesty

HUH????

for the rest of you so called lifestylers some honesty would be refreshing but then you would have to do some research.   

How does one go about researching honesty?

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ORIGINAL: VandalHeart

OK, I don't understand why no one has come up with this yet in 145 posts...and yes I know he's not watching anymore, but what the hell.

Dear subric,

I would first off like to note that you chose as your UID a non-capitalized letter.  How wonderful.  Then, in due course, since you know so much about the origins of BDSM (which is complete bullshit since BDSM borrows ideas from anything that doesn't run fast enough), and obviously set yourself up as a sub or a slave, then you will understand when I tell you to calm down and take a nap.  Good subby.  Oh, I'm sorry, did I make and assumption?  I do horribly apologize.  It would be an absolute shame if anyone were to make an assumption, especially one involving the usage or lack thereof of the shift key on a simple little keyboard.  "Mah bayud."  So, let's try this again.

OK, nice to meet you, Sir.  I, for one, appreciate the contribution you have made to our boards.  Everyone's opinion is valued here, no matter the virtues or degredations of the poster.  Nothing on these boards is offensive, and no one will ever be upset by anything that anyone posts.  Anyone who has a problem with something that is posted here would be ejected after they are derided, that is if they really existed at all.  What's that?  Oh those!  All eight pages of people making fun of you?  Oh don't mind those.  They are just automated responses that the OverBrain put in to keep us in line.  Like who?  Big Brother?  Never heard of him.  Sounds like a nice guy, though.  You wouldn't think that someone called Big Brother would try and control you, or hurt you, right?  Wait, hold on...aaaaawwww!  You got me!  You were trying to make us all feel bad by using a generalization!  Damnit!  Slipped right past me.  You know, come to think of it, that is a control method, isn't it?  Guess I made another assumption.  *Sigh* Fine, let's go for round three.

Mow my lawn, trim my hedges, lint brush the insides of all of my shirts, kneel and check me for belly button lint, dust my shelves, rewire my electricity, rake the leaves in the neighbors lawn, program my TeVo, defrost my a/c, do my dishes, mop my floors, service me orally - CRAP!  I knew it!  I'm a bad Master because I put something sexual in there.  I cannot BELIEVE that I thought that anyone could be a sexual being!!!  SHIT!!!  What?  You're not even a slave?  This is starting to get annoying.  OK PEOPLE, SET BACK UP FOR TAKE FOUR!

I can't take this anymore.  Either you're a Switch, or you just want to piss someone off with a little pet point that no one else cares about.  I don't care.  You see, I take this entire idea personally, because I know for a fact that there are many people on here, and that diversity exists.  Brosco tried to stand up for you.  That's Brosco's right.  That's also why next to no one respects Brosco.  I get the impression that DesertRat doesn't give to squirts or a shit about you, but needed to make his point.  He made his point, but don't think he's on your side.  RavenMuse and LaMalinche had their own ideas in opposition to DesertRat, and they made their voices heard.  Still, not on your side.  Let's settle this little tangent right now: violence is the logical conclusion to diplomacy taken to it's furthest iteration, and has solved every single situation it has ever been applied to.  It may not be the optimal or even legal outcome, but it is a solution, nonetheless.  ON THE OTHER HAND.  If free speech were taken to it's full extreme, not only would we need a LOT more maturity to handle it, but we would actually be showing a lot more maturity.  If you're going to say whatever you want, without threat of violence (we are on the internet here, the most violent it can get with the immediacy of a suckerpunch is to upload a virus), then you have to be prepared to let everyone else have their own voice heard with impunity.  Which leads me to my original point:

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME PREJUDICED, YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE TREAD MARK ON JOE POPPER'S UNDERWEAR?!?  I HAVE NEVER BEEN, AND WILL NEVER BE IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT PREJUDICED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, FORM, OR FASHION, BECAUSE I HATE YOU EQUALLY AND UNDER THE SAME RESTRICTIONS AND RIGHTS AS EVERYONE ELSE!  THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THEM IS THAT THEY CAN FORM COHERENT THOUGHTS AND RESPOND WHEN CHALLENGED!  BEG FOR ONE, BORROW ONE, BUY ONE STEAL ONE, I DON'T CARE BUT GET A FUCKING SPINE, YOU WORTHLESS BACTERIA IN THE BOIL THAT IS GROWING ON SOCIETY'S ASS!!!  THE SICKNESS THAT COMES WITH THREE IRISH CAR BOMBS, TWO SHOTS OF RUM, ONE SHOT OF SWEET LIQUOR, NINE PINTS OF STOUT AND A FULL PACK OF CHEAP ASS CIGARETTES WOULD PRODUCE A SUBSTANCE THAT WOULD COME CLOSER TO THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY THAN IT WOULD COME TO THE RETARDED BILE THAT YOU SPEWED IN THAT FIRST POST!!!  SHUT UP!  DON'T STOP SHUTTING UP!!!  LEAVE US IN RELATIVE PEACE AND BDSM-ERY, YOU PATHETICLY FAILED GENETIC EXPERIMENT!!!


I feel better.  Thank you for reading, those of you who are not fascist pond scum.  Those who are can suck my left nut.
The right one is too good for you.  Thank you for you time, worship the Anti-Christ, and have a nice day.

Sincerely, and with utmost eyerolling,
Lord Vandal Heart

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

There's no place like home, Denise. 

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ORIGINAL: ModeratorEleven

Folks,  please trim your replies.