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The Doctor Is In - 12/30/2012 8:50:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		Reviving an old idea that I once perpetrated under my previous moniker, mostly as an assistant, but it was fun.

Here's the deal. Ask any question: real, fake, stupid, wise. I will do my utmost best to provide you with a good answer (one to match the question).

Any takers?


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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 11:11:16 AM   
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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 11:14:30 AM   
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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 11:15:36 AM   
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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 11:18:17 AM   
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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 11:18:18 AM   
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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 3:13:36 PM   
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What strings are attached ?


According to Pinocchio, they're twine.


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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 3:14:58 PM   
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if so do they have anything to do with string theory?

needles


I went to a cat for this one. The answer is MEOW.




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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 3:17:17 PM   
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Do strings have theories?


Yes, but they always unravel.



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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 3:18:23 PM   
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I'm The Doctor.

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Not a question, but that's ok.

No, you are not the Doctor until you show me your police box.

And keep that sonic screwdriver in your pants.

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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 3:21:55 PM   
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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 3:30:21 PM   
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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 4:22:48 PM   
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in theory everything is made of string. the cats are very happy about it.

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Thank you for answering in my absence. I hereby give you your own doctorate, photocopied from my very own, which was printed on the inside of my cereal box:







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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 4:29:29 PM   
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If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?


If the half that is caught is only the shell, then it's a home run. If the core is split in the middle, the player is using an axe instead of a bat, and should be allowed to fight to the death to rule whether they are safe or not.


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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 4:31:12 PM   
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IN the event of a globe affecting natural disaster, is it considered bad taste to charge 1 bottle of 200 year old scotch as admission to the shelter?


I think it would taste pretty damn good. Besides, it's the law of supply and demand, which has nothing to do with fairness.

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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 6:09:09 PM   
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your own doctorate, photocopied from my very own, which was printed on the inside of my cereal box:

How many types of cereal do they have on Barsoom?


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RE: The Doctor Is In - 12/31/2012 6:21:12 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: RemoteUser
your own doctorate, photocopied from my very own, which was printed on the inside of my cereal box:

How many types of cereal do they have on Barsoom?


Thirty-two and a half. (The locals aren't sure if Chocolate Covered Cricket Crunch counts.) Edgar was unavailable for comment.

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RE: The Doctor Is In - 1/1/2013 1:56:29 AM   
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in theory everything is made of string. the cats are very happy about it.

needles


Thank you for answering in my absence. I hereby give you your own doctorate, photocopied from my very own, which was printed on the inside of my cereal box:








wow thanks, i'm very honoured! it really is the best certificate i've ever got.

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