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theRose4U -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/5/2013 2:27:19 PM)

Bad news steve 400 head, 4 wells & 2 businesses is enough for a decent life but you aren't going to be jetting around the world on that any time soon.

This country those assets only qualify you for millionaire on food stamp status[8D]




needlesandpins -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/5/2013 2:42:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder

vaginity. That's a good one lol

Never heard that one before.



yep, i have a yahoo account that i get alot of that sort of junk sent to. i have had the 'i am a virgin and will soon be raped by blah blah because my dad/mum was so-and-so. i have money trapped in blah blah. i will be your's forever if you help me' crap a couple of times. manging the spam in there is easy as i rarely use the account.

needles




needlesandpins -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/5/2013 2:44:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: theRose4U

Bad news steve 400 head, 4 wells & 2 businesses is enough for a decent life but you aren't going to be jetting around the world on that any time soon.

This country those assets only qualify you for millionaire on food stamp status[8D]


that made me laugh. around my way we call them ten bob millionairs. ten bob being old money that no longer circulates.

needles




theRose4U -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/5/2013 3:07:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

quote:

ORIGINAL: theRose4U

Bad news steve 400 head, 4 wells & 2 businesses is enough for a decent life but you aren't going to be jetting around the world on that any time soon.

This country those assets only qualify you for millionaire on food stamp status[8D]


that made me laugh. around my way we call them ten bob millionairs. ten bob being old money that no longer circulates.

needles

This country the president promised to pay for magical health care reform on the backs of corporations & rich to equilize the burdon...then last week passed the "how to pay package" that means "millionaire" is someone making more than $16000 when welfare cut off is $25000. If you make $50000 aqddional taxes will amount to AN ADDITIONAL $2400, basically tripling taxes owed by that income bracket. Meanwhile over $1 million it becomes a flat 25% actually lowering tax on the rich & rasing it for those that put him in office. So much for truth in politics!
Just waiting to hear news some gun toting crazy pulled an abe lincoln.




Baroana -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/5/2013 3:18:57 PM)

OMG, five million dollars, that's awesome! Now aren't you glad you kept writing to her???




DomMeinCT -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/5/2013 8:35:17 PM)

I simply adore all her endearments to you.




TheBoyDownBelow -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/5/2013 10:14:00 PM)

I just got this gem in my inbox:

quote:

Interesting,
How is everything with you, I picked interest on you after going through your short profile. I really want to have a good friendship with you. Beside i have something very vital to disclose to you, but I found it difficult to express myself here, since it's a public site. Please i will like you to contact me, through my private e-mail via: (********@*****.com)
So we can get to know each other better,and i well give you my pictures and also tell you more about me OK.Yours Friend *******


My short profile/journal is a rather long read compared to others. That person has hidden the profile, no way to have some fun with it. Maybe I just should take the provided email address and subscribe it any porn and spamming site known to men. [:D]




Toysinbabeland -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/5/2013 10:43:51 PM)

Dark Steven, I've heard of AI programs that, are sent out to seek money through email, the clue being that all real, questions were ignored other than weather related.
Other signifying flags were that the english was broken, and that it was based on women in need from other countries than the one sent to.
I heard about this on an informative radio program that went on to talk about humans not being able to distinguish subtleties.
Google alan turing....
Put her to the turing test.





littlewonder -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/6/2013 1:06:25 AM)

heh...I just got an email from some dude in SF, CA who sent this long, hard to read email to me including his phone number and email and wanting me to meet him at the Marina (I live in MD. That's a long way away from SF lol) on 1/4/13.

Ok....I'm looking at the calendar on my computer.....today IS the 6th right? [:D]




DarkSteven -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/7/2013 5:33:32 AM)

It's over.

She's STILL using canned messages. Here's the latest:

My dearest ,
Thanks for your mail my dear,
How are you doing today and how is your work? I guess you are doing well,
I am fine here with all hopes of coming over to your country and stay with you for a normal life and continuation with my studies immediately after the transfer of my money to your position. God will bless and reward you for every effort you are about to make to see me out from this horrible prison called refugee camp where i am living today as a result of the untimely death of my parents (may their gentle souls rest in peace).

Dearest, I have read your mail and wish to thank you for coming into my life and showing me that there are still good men in the world, thanks for your caring and concerns upon me,you thought has show me that you are a good person,and will not disappoint me.

The most important thing now is for you to contact the bank,let here from the bank about the possibility of transferring the money into your account,whenever the money is in your account,through there we pursue my traveling documents even with my international passport as you mentioned it,although that i lost my passport during the crisis in my country.


Don't be bias about the money,the fund was deposited by my late father which am the next of kin,after the sudden death of my both parents,i have been in the refugee camp till now,then i contacted the bank and tell them about my intention to claim the money,the bank only demanded for a foreign representative who will stand for me in the transfer because of my refugee status and the law of this country.

Dearest, I have never met you before but your thoughts are my reasons of trusting in you, I believe you will always be sincere and will never let me down.

Here is the contact information of the bank in London where the money was deposited by my late father.

Name; FIBI BANK PLC LONDON,
Email address::::::::::::::::::( [email protected] )
Name of the transfer officer is; :::::::::: ::::: Mr.M. Berwald,
Telephone number; :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 0044-702-4022133,
Fax number; ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 0044-7024023224,

Already i have informed this bank about my intention to claim my late father's deposit of which my name appears as the next of kin.The only thing the bank told me was to provide a foreign partner who will assist me in the transfer due to my refugee status here in Senegal, as a refugee i am not allowed direct claim of the money but through an appointed representative as the united refugee law governing refugee all over the world states..

Based on this information, i will like you to help me by sending an email to the transfer department of the bank today with their email address: ( [email protected] ) Mr.M. Berwald, the foreign transfer officer of the bank, telling him that you are my foreign representative and that you are writing to know the possibilities of assisting me transfer my 4.9million dollars deposited by my late father of which i am the next of kin into your account due to my refugee status here in Dakar Senegal ok.

THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION ARE AS FOLLOWS.

ACCOUNT NAME IS; :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: DR. MOBIO RABIA,
AMOUNT; ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 4.9 MILLION DOLLARS.
NEXT OF KIN; ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: MS.TINA RABIA,
ACCOUNT NUMBER; ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 43483002.

God bless as you do this today by sending email to the Bank
Thanks for being there for me and thanks for coming into my life.
Waiting to hear from you soonest,
Greetings from your dearest
Tina.

********************

Tina -

You're a pretty girl but you're dumber than a one-eyed chicken thief in a Colonel Sander's.

I have told you that I don't need your money and you show that it's the only thing you care about. Money, money, money.

I ask you questions and you talk about your money.

I tell you to shut up and listen to me and you talk about your money.

I try to have a conversation and you talk about your money.

Maybe all you African women are yammering bitches who never shut up. I don't know and I don't care. I'm sticking with American women, the best in the world. And they know double entry bookkeeping.

Just some advice, Tina - see if you can find a deaf man.

With contempt,

Steven

************

I am gobsmacked that the scammers are still using an auto-bot after three messages.




kiwisub12 -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/7/2013 2:20:43 PM)

Oh Steven - how can you be so harsh to someone who calls you her dearest? You should be praising god that she is in your life (and pocket book), and giving her the benefit of the doubt about her rapacious appetite for money moneymoneymoney. After all, she only gets fed once a day - so what else has she to focus on? No wonder she has a great figure. I would too if i was only fed once a day....................... sigh.
Thats a diet i haven't seen yet - the Sengali refugee camp diet. All the bugs you can catch and rice once a day. Works every time.




TheLilSquaw -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/7/2013 2:26:22 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder

heh...I just got an email from some dude in SF, CA who sent this long, hard to read email to me including his phone number and email and wanting me to meet him at the Marina (I live in MD. That's a long way away from SF lol) on 1/4/13.

Ok....I'm looking at the calendar on my computer.....today IS the 6th right? [:D]



I THINK you are late!
I THINK you are late for a very important date!




EsotericLady -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/7/2013 2:28:40 PM)

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

I know the first thing I would do if I was living in a refugee camp with no place to call home...go to a BDSM website. LMAO
quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

The latest:


************************
Hello, Tina. I am SO sorry to read about your parents. And yet, you seem to harbor no ill will toward the rebels.

I'm somewhat confused. When you contacted me initially, your profile said you lived in Iran. Now you say that you're in Senegal.

A Reverend in Dakar? Would it be my friend Father Barnabas? If not, does he know Father Barnabas?

I'm quite shocked that you included pictures of you when you're sending me an email from the Reverend's computer. There is no way that you could have gotten a flash drive to the Reverend's computer, so it looks like he is taking sexy pictures of you. What kind of Reverend would do something like that? Keep an eye on him - I don't trust him.

Do you have a sister named Rose? I think I read something about a Rose Rabia somewhere.

I suppose from the fact that you ignored my question, that you know nothing about double entry bookkeeping.

Steven





theRose4U -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/7/2013 4:18:26 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder

heh...I just got an email from some dude in SF, CA who sent this long, hard to read email to me including his phone number and email and wanting me to meet him at the Marina (I live in MD. That's a long way away from SF lol) on 1/4/13.

Ok....I'm looking at the calendar on my computer.....today IS the 6th right? [:D]

Lol that's your muscly admirer from another thread




littlewonder -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/7/2013 4:18:52 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw


quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder

heh...I just got an email from some dude in SF, CA who sent this long, hard to read email to me including his phone number and email and wanting me to meet him at the Marina (I live in MD. That's a long way away from SF lol) on 1/4/13.

Ok....I'm looking at the calendar on my computer.....today IS the 6th right? [:D]



I THINK you are late!
I THINK you are late for a very important date!



hahaha.....that's soooo funny.

He actually did write back when I told him he may want to update that form letter. He said he wrote that 3 days ago and was wondering why I just got it and that he was still on his boat at the marina, alone, basically wanting me to still meet him.

I just wrote back telling him he obviously does not know where I live thus he did not even read anything at all on my profile. We live on different sides of the continent. Poor guy must have found someone to keep him company on his boat since he never wrote back. aaawww. I'm so devastated.




theRose4U -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/7/2013 4:25:37 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: EsotericLady

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

I know the first thing I would do if I was living in a refugee camp with no place to call home...go to a BDSM website. LMAO


Well TECHNICALLY if she's in a refugee camp she's's already experienced with bondage[8|]




DarkSteven -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/10/2013 5:36:44 AM)

No response. Evidently, they finally sent the whole conversation to a human who decided that I wasn't worth the effort. [:(]




needlesandpins -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/10/2013 8:30:12 AM)

aawwwww there there Steven, we all still love you in here.

needles




Missokyst -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/10/2013 9:43:32 AM)

Dearest,
The refugee camp was invaded by rebels. Half our colony were killed when gunfire broke out between them and the militia which had arrived to save us. I saw my best friend, Mrs Julio Mobassa killed in front of my eyes. It was her dying wish that I find a way out of this country. We had often talked in the sheltered tents about our lives and as we had no other family alive it was decided that should one of us die in these horrible camps that the other would have access to their bank account. My friend, Mrs Julio Mobassa had just received hers from Reverend Benjamin when the gunfire began. I was able to retrieve those documents from beneath her as she lay in my arms, her life ending before my eyes. I am now adding in her fortune to mine. We have only to access it so that I may find my way from this dangerous land.
I beg you dearest, please act quickly before there is another attack.
Yours sincerely,
Tina
PS. Please feel free to remove 3.50 to send to my dear friend Andrea, who scalded wrist on starbucks coffee while reading of the atrocities in the refuge camp.




descrite -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/10/2013 9:40:49 PM)

Dammit. I live in a small town in the United States, and I wish my ISP was as good as hers seems to be.

I may have to check out the price of a move to a refugee camp...




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