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ResidentSadist -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/11/2013 1:52:47 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
AMOUNT; ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 4.9 MILLION DOLLARS.
NEXT OF KIN; ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: MS.TINA RABIA, ......................................................................


Damn, you get all the good ones. My Nigerian was only worth half that.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I couldn't resist. (1/11/2013 5:21:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I received a message:

hi dear
My name is Tina,
i am writing for friendship, i will like you to reply me direct to email ( XXXXXX ) so that i can send you my photos and explain more about myself for you to know whom i am, i have good reason for contacting you, which i will tell you when i see your reply; I will be happy to receive your reply via my address below

***************

Her location is given as Iran.

So I wrote her back:

Hello, Tina dear. You contacted me. I apologize for taking so long to write back. There was a lot of commotion because we discovered another oil well on my cattle ranch. The cattle got spooked by us erecting the derrick, and it's tricky working with 400 head of cattle when they get spooked. Ever since my wife died, it's been harder to run the ranch and oil production businesses without her help. Speaking of which, do you have experience with double entry bookkeeping? I could sure use some help.

So what would a pretty Iranian lady want with an old guy like me in the USA?

Steven



That is MY GF!!!!




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